Posted by simguy on 6/4/2005

Before: "I'll admit," Jennifer says with an impish smile, "part of me just wants to trade blockbusters with this girl and see which one of us is left standing, but that's not going to happen. I've got the class edge, I'm the favourite, and I'm going to make this an easy fight for myself by doing all the right things. First, when I'm on the inside, it'll be me working, backing her up: Samdog fighters can't fight in reverse. Second, if I'm on the outside, I'll step around her, make her move her feet: everyone knows Kelly has to be set to punch. She's going to be there for my punches so I'm very confident that if I'm disciplined and consistent, Brook won't finish the fight." Kelly nonplussed at the assessment, lashing out from the dais. "Jenny - when we want your analysis - I'll beat it out of you. Now then: I see a completely different fight, one dominated by my pulverizing jab and won by my right cross. I shall back Jenny up, break her down with stick, and stroke her volley after volley of right hands. When she's hurt - she'll try to clinch, and I'll reject her with uppercuts. It SHALL be an easy fight indeed - one I'm going to relish. Jennifer O'Dell will not see the 10th round: I guarantee it. And Jenny," Kelly turns to address O'Dell directly, "don't think your disrespect here today will go unrewarded." Jenny in baby blue fighting bikini, messy puncher's ponytail - Kelly in scorching hot pink push up and panties.

During R1: Jenny feels the quality of Brook's jab. Kelly's stick a heavy, jarring poke - she steps in with it, pounding it forehead and left breast to back O'Dell up early. Jenny touched up, adjusts by brazenly eating stick to get inside, but once there - Kelly rides the left 'round the back of Jenny's head, pulling her down into workmanlike right uppercuts chest and chin. Brook easy, relaxed - she'll tug Jenny and turn her, working her breasts, then shoving her back outside to reassert that drumming stick. O'Dell banged and abused - sent back to her corner with new respect: shutout Kelly Brook.

R2: Jenny ups the tempo, responding like a proud blonde should. O'Dell doubling her jab to take Kelly's away, stepping right, then sliding in close - Jen banging ribcage rights and lefts as walking barrage transports Kelly to ropes. Brook soaking it up earmuff, stooped forward at the apron - Jenny hands on Kelly's hips, shoulder in Kelly's chest as she bullies brunette, jostling and bodying her before punching. Heavy body blows landing THUP! THUP! THUP! against the thick of Brook's paunch, her flanks and ribs - she's riding it out, occasionally cupping her hands at Jenny's ears and drawing her in noggin-to-noggin. Not particularly effective defense for Brook: she's stationary, not moving her head much, not clinching, just letting O'Dell work her over beefy. Final minute - Jenny getting methodical about Brook's sulking hooters - just getting in there with short, clubbing clout - nothing crazy yet, more a systematic bludgeoning with short left uppercuts, tart bumping rights. Return of serve shutout - O'Dell pressing her shoulder into Kelly to ease off the brunette at the bell: smoldering resentment from Brook as she knows she took it like a beach bunny that round.

R3: Jenny still forcing pace on Kelly - brisk jabs, smart-steppin' footwork - blonde rotating counterclockwise away from Brook's cocked right hand. O'Dell poking up top, but also stooping to jab away tummy - Brook taking flat, splattering stick in her body, looking grumpy about it. Midway through, Jenny just working her craft suddenly comes over top a shattering right hand - blonde bending into the shot, jolting brunette head aside - KELLY'S HURT! Brook woozily assuming earmuff midring - Jenny scoots her feet forward, left hand riding around Kel's right shoulder to cradle her forward for a gruesome right, pit o' the paunch. Breathy gasp from Brook as legs give way - she topples forward to crowd - Jenny stepping back in good order, belting away lefts and rights as Kelly blunders into hurt. Sidestep Jenny: Kelly spills face first to ropes - she's drowsy, blinking rapidly, lips parted and ON COMES JENNY! O'Dell steadying Kelly with a left in the chest, then CRACKING British chin short right hands - BUT KELLY WON'T HAVE IT! Crowd roars to it's feet as Brook brawls on mindless instinct, leaning in ear to ear and trading with thick, hamhanded fury downstairs. Both girls treated to searing shellack - big, beefy body shots sounding out loud and wet THUP! CHUP! THUP! as Jenny tries to close and Kelly tries to resist. Bell: both girls too gobsmacked to comply - they're still belting away on autopilot when ref breaks 'em up.

R4: Both girls ramshackle - Kelly able to get her jab on Jenny again as blonde pace slackens. O'Dell's head banging back, eyes glaring, but a little glassy from stern poke. Brook also sticking Jenny hard in the chest - pancaking poke inside the left bicep bringing wince to Jenny's thin lips. Brook leaning into her first strong right hands - just greasing Jenny's chin, letting her know it's coming. O'Dell backing up, fighting in spots - getting off in combination whenever Kelly comes too far in. Brook managing Jenny at close range with that left hand behind the head - ref issuing warnings. O'Dell not too happy about it either.

R5: Jenny getting banged up that stiff, pulverizing poke - it's the most underrated aspect of Kelly's game. Brook stepping into Jenny stick, then turning on the right hand and either clinching with the left behind the head or pushing O'Dell off - brawny, heady stuff from the underdog. Jenny being bossed around, not coming forward consistently, but she's able to walk Kelly in at times, chewing ribcage and jug with scrubbing combos before Brook can head-tug and tie up. Ref barking warnings to Kelly about throwing the uppercut while pulling Jenny's head down - brunette reaping a thick harvest of jug from the posture, not to mention routinely checking Jenny's chin on the cheap. Down the stretch - ref's break spreads 'em out - Jenny jogging a little to liven up her legs, trading jabs, then both girls lean into BLISTERING right hands. JENNY'S CLIPPED CLEAN! Brook leaning down and in, kissing her right hand perfectly off Jenny's chin: O'Dell's right hand sails over top, gorgeous tanned legs corkscrewing and JENNY SPRAWLS ON HER BACK AT KELLY'S FEET! It's SO over - KO5 Kelly Brook in thunderclap fashion!

After: Brook taking a long, lingering look at Jenny mumbling softly on her back - blonde's head twitching to the side, gloves occasionally coming up in a KO'd parody of a ready stance: body doesn't know it's on it's back! Brook aglow - upset KO goes alongside her conquest of Garner and has some pundits wondering if her right hand has eclipsed Jeri Ryan's at this point. Brook licking her lips with wicked delight at the sight of woozy Jen getting salts on her stool: heartless brunette struts over to take her due!

Jenny mumbling 'no...' hands raised to push against the oncoming belly - Kelly just leaning in, pushing her way close, hauling Jenny to her feet and folding her into the most punishing bosom in boxing. Brook brazen, turning Jenny, then taking a seat on O'Dell's own stool, forcing Jen to her knees between Kelly's legs. Brooke cooing, reverse-sleeper grip cinched up tight, cheek resting atop Jenny's head when brunette's not crowing aloud in triumph. O'Dell on her knees, hands light atop Kelly's thighs or palming the hips - Brook just putting the beef to Jenny without pity. Jenny's struggles heartbreaking to watch: the way she throws weak right hands into Kelly's tummy, riding the left around Brook's hip while pumping 'em in wet; Brook grunting, lips tight, but knowing Jenny won't be able to keep it up. Eventually - O'Dell is released to sprawl prettily on her back - face moist from jug, hands up around her head, mouth working little whimpers. Kelly grinning, hands on her knees - she stands, looming over blonde rubble as she primps hair, snaps her trunks back into line, then stands hands on hips as Jenny fights off slumber.

O'Dell rolls groggily to her left side, pushing herself to all fours - Kelly grinning, reaching down to blonde ponytail and pulling her upright on her knees - Jenny just lolling: a limp marionette on a string. Jenny's eyelashes fluttering, arms dangling, twitching at her sides, occasionally flailing at phantom opponents. Ringsiders screaming in protest as Kelly looks like she's about to take even MORE Jenny when Natalie Portman slides in under the bottom rope! Portman charging over and demanding Jenny's release - Kelly with a scoffing look shoves Natalie's forehead with the free left hand, sprawling Portman in a heap to a chorus of boos. Kelly helping groggy Jen to her feet - blonde helpless, out of it and Natalie comes barreling in head first into Kelly's ribs like a toy charging Rhino! Splash of hurt on Brook's face - bigger girl staggering away with a snarling grimace, hand clutching at bruised lower back - Natalie gathering Jenny up, eyes blazing: she's the dolphin chasing away a shark with some stern bottlenose action. Brook slinking away satisfied: she's just made BLONDE! magazine's Top 10 Brunettes Who Must Be Beaten list.

Tractorpull demands an accounting from Brook in postfight. "Honestly, it was spur-of-the-moment," says a beaming, oh-so-pleased-with-herself Brook. "BSE was reeling and I had the chance to hit them for six. If Charisma had won her fight, I probably wouldn't have smothered Jenny, but when you have a chance to turn a bad night into a nightmare for your opponents - you take it! No I don't feel bad at all - why should I? Jenny's destroyed, and humiliating her is like landing free punches on Charisma as well - I'm dead happy about it!"