Posted by simguy on 2/8/2008

Before: "You know, everyone talks about how Jennifer O'Dell broke Ali Landry," Angie says at the podium, "but Ali wasn't truly exposed until I got through with her. Everything Landry doesn't do well, I can exploit - she's a match made in heaven for me, and she just can't handle me. The first one was for fun: this one's for keeps. I expect to see a lot less of Landry after I clean her up this time." Ali cool at the podium, taking the high road: Angie's trying to hurt her here, so Landry's showing all ice. "If Angie wants to lay it all on the line in this fight, I'm fine with that," Ali says at the podium. "She thinks she's pushing me towards retirement - I think I'm just wrapping up a loose end: we can't both be right. I'm willing to accept that Angie's too much for me if she stops me again - I am. But when that doesn't happen, where does that leave Everhart? Without that win over me, she's got nothing to show for her career. I lose, I'm still going to the hall of fame as the best Welterweight of this era; Angie loses and she's a footnote." Everhart in teal bikini, white gloves; hair up with ringlets framing face. Ali in gold bikini, black gloves; loose brown curls.

During R1: Angie weight forward, hands low - she's snarling, lifting the jab off her hip and spanking it against Ali's guard. Landry cautious - knows that Everhart's already measuring for the right hand: brunette stepping out, circling at a walk to change distance. Pretty scowls from Ali, eyes flashing: she's smouldering with hate. Everhart brazen, stepping off canvas like it's hers, walking Landry down. Angie the aggressor, takes the points.

R2: Ali stooping to fetch Angie stiff tummy jabs, then scoot-stepping to the right. Everhart trying to counter with rangy hooks - just missing on Landry's exits. Ali roaming to her right in closed stance, trying to sneak sudden right hands onto Angie's chin by turning abruptly into the shot. Landry right hand under her chin, stacked atop left at her stomach - stepping right, gently turning Everhart's left flank. Angie reaching with right hands - just enough lateral movement from Ali to take Everhart's punching angle away.

R3: Quick touch to the midsection, then Ali's stepping out, circling counterclockwise. Everhart's jab finding Ali in the left shoulder - Landry parrying with that shoulder, rolling punches with it as she keeps her stance closed. Landry still missing the screened right - trying to counter Angie right hands - Everhart pulling back hasty from whistling attempts. Cagey stuff - Angie stepping Ali down, punching fluidly, extending on shots and twisting her torso into the deliveries, but Ali's shifting position proving problematic.

R4: Ali touches Everhart's body the jab - hooks off it, getting nice clap off Angie's mouth. Midway through, Ali rolling Angie's right cross, comes back a pounding right uppercut in the jugs, startling Everhart: biting left hook finds Everhart's chin, tests her legs. Ali scoring tart - keeping elbows in and down - after ringing Angie up, brunette steps right, jabs Angie in her ribs behind redhead's left elbow. Good mix from Landry - power punches, speedy touch-punches; bodywork; chinwork; a pinch of jug; a dash of rib and tummy. Angie turning, not cutting off the ring - Ali rotating mostly counterclockwise, away from Everhart's rangy right.

R5: Angie coming in off her jab - pumping it twice, stepping with it, then tieing up. Ali shaking her head in disgust: it's big-girl punch-n'-clutch and Landry's not impressed. Angie sticks with it peppering Ali's breasts a spanking double poke; nagging at Ali's facial guard. Landry blocking most of this, but she's put off her game: Angie able to lean in and fetch a harpooning right hand down to the body that has Ali backing away in pain.

R6: Ali jabbing-with: Angie's longer and her jab is a national treasure, but Landry successfully denies the step-in follow up just by contesting the punch. Landry stepping right, tossing out the backhand jab as she's circling; sticking in a stiffer jab to tummy as she steps in and out. Down the stretch, Everhart vexed by the constant tummy punching, tries to time Ali for a right hand coming in. Landry pulling back from her bodyjab, stays low, evades the worst of Angie's right, hooks redhead's mouth in exchange. Everhart startled, starts her left hook late: Ali hops in, brings her feet with her and POUNDS that right hand to chin, turning into the shot and getting her shoulder into it. Angie chin-busted, head swiveling - she backs away swooning to ropes, hands stacked right atop left at her body. Ali crouching in close, bobbing with weight on left (lead) foot: left uppercut to tummy; left hook to cheek as Ali's switching weight to right foot. Angie staring, hands low, tilting forward off the ropes: Ali turns into another compact right, tagging Angie's face, bashing it to the side. Angie's torso lolls as her mouth opens, eyelashes flutter: Ali pushes her left hand into Angie's chest to shove her up a smidge, then POUNDS in another buxom right. Flush face-spank: Angie relaxes to a seat in the ropes, hands in her lap, eyes closed, eyebrows arched high in swoon. ANOTHER RIGHT HAND, ALI LANDRY! Angie out on her feet - ref way late- Ladnry's able to paste home the extra insurance right to send Everhart face-first to canvas. KO6 in crushing fashion - Ali Landry.

After: Landry bellowing down, lingering in the area - ref has to physically body her away from slumbering red head. Everhart well and truly slugged - first 2 right hands had her out: that third was just nuking the crater. "I don't want to hear anymore about Angie Everhart," snarls a still seething Ali in postfight. "She got served a little justice tonight for living off my name for the last two years, and now she's done. Nice try, bytch: back to the beach. Remember your sunscreen, you're looking a little burned."