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1 April 2005 Rachael Leigh Cook vs Elisabeth Harnois

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 12 months ago

Posted by simguy on 4/1/2005, 6:51 am

 

Before: "I fought Eliza and Shannen to prove that I wasn't afraid of them and that I'm tuff as any girl out there," Harnois boasts from the podium. "But this fight's different - this fight, I'm in it to win it. I'm pounding Rachael Leigh Cook pillar to post and SHE'LL be the first celebrity I knock out!"

 

Cook looking to claim the bounty on Harnois' chin - crafty little promotional gimmick that has gotten the otherwise unknown blonde over bigger than U.S. Steel. "There's absolutely nothing special about Elisabeth that I can see," Rachael says. "Eliza had her just about out and I'll pick up where Dushku left off. I'm not the biggest puncher in the division, but I'm the hardest worker: I'm going to be pressing this punk from the opening bell."

 

Tawdry white FHM cashmere top and panties for Rachael - Harnois countering with a baby blue short-sleeved crop-top tank, twist tied at the breasts, navy slugging trunks. Small gloves both vixens.

 

During R1: Rachael startled by a quick left-right off her face, crouching defensively: Lis adjusts, picks Rache up pretty the li'l left uppercut. Walking barrage Harnois, straight up the middle - blonde just chugging away brisk, pushing out straight criss-cross leather - she puts Cook's back to the ropes, stamps away to jug as Cook struggles to get her bearings. Cook slugging off the ropes, clubbing right hands upside Harnois' head bumps the blonde sideways into ropes - girls tumble along the apron, reversing positions, batting and hustle-punching each other senseless. Down the stretch, Harnois beats Rachael to a series of face punches - crisp lefts and rights light Cook up, sit her stunned in the ropes at the bell. LATE PUNCHES FROM LIZ! Harnois squared away, hup-hup-hupping lefts and rights onto Cook's staring, bewildered face - ref has to pull little blonde buzzsaw off and issue a stern warning.

 

R2: Harnois wades into Rachael with similar stuff - straight punches off the shoulders, chopping her way into Cook's head and chest, walking her down as Rache gives ground. Cook getting a tasty pasting to her face, disrupting her, backing her up - back hits ropes again under a pelting barrage of pesky blonde pokes. Cook bobbing and winging off the ropes - again she scores upside the head and buffetts Harnois off balance - girls fall into each other and tumble along the ropes clawing and digging at each other close range. Rachael shrugging her punches nice n' short, getting after Harnois' youthful jug and tidying up her middle - Liz a little wider, batting at either flank, joyously standing up into outrageous uppercuts, putting her heart and soul into the slugging. Again, Cook caught late by a brace of withering face punches - Harnois' scrubbing lefts and rights stunning Cook, sitting her in the ropes and leaving her vulnerable to blonde romp. Elisabeth pounding Cashmere at the bell, hooking the bejesus out of Rachael's tasty jugs - more late business getting done, prompting referee intervention.

 

R3: Harnois marching in all chugging fists, elbows - pounding away on Cooks face and tits to back her straight up. Rache disorganized - she wants to come forward and do the same thing but she's getting beaten to punches. Some of the scrubbing sloppy and ineffective, but the occasional clout's got some bite on it - Rachael's lumping up nicely. Once again, Cook rallies off the ropes and clocks Harnois upside the head, both hands, but feisty blonde won't punk. Harnois keeps slugging whether she's off balance or set, whether she's getting hit or not - another round ends with Cook pressed hard the ropes, covering up to take away her chest from Lisabeth's marauding fists. 'Beth baring her teeth, swabbing away at Cook's exposed back and pounding kidney even after the bell: she gets a LECTURE this time - scolding ref holding the blonde by one slender arm and nearly hitting her in the nose with that raised index finger.

 

R4: Cook leading with right hands, pounding away to Harnois' face: Rache FINALLY has Liz backing up. Cook wading in, leaning forward and hustle-punching up the middle - brisk packing lefts and rights bump off Harnois' arms, tummy, tits, forcing her step by step to ropes. Liz hard-pressed, rallies off the ropes, clubbing and swatting Cook about the head and shoulders, but Rachael's got leverage and position for a change, keeps blonde back pinned to ropes. Cook keeping her head lowered, butting and rubbing in between 'Beth's mitts, keeping up a healthy drumming of that tummy and getting back some of those jug punches as Harnois slumps in the strands. Hectic action, Rache camped out in Elisabeth's trunks, working the midsection and heaving bosom - brunette hears the bell and rolls right on in to overtime, giving Harnois a taste of her own medicine. Tempers flare as both beauties strain against the ref to get at one another - late punching fraying nerves in both corners.

 

R5: Harnois labels Rachael a driving right hand: Cook's own right fans as her knees give way - she's terribly hurt. Rache stumbles into Harnois, face suddenly blank, lips parted, trying to clinch - Harnois spins, disengages, sending Cook sprawling face first to ropes. 'Beth pounces, pressing in on Rache with the left shoulder and giving her belly a terrible pounding series of right hands. Cook groaning, stacked up, helpless - Harnois rights herself, steadies Rache a left in the chest and drifts her a right on the chin! Cook stunned, staring, hands in her lap - this ain't boxing anymore. Harnois' eyes brittle, utterly pitiless: she braces Rache in the chest the right hand, drifting home the left, shifts her hips to brace left, drift right - this is just one Hooters waitress cleaning up on another at 2:00AM. Cook taking cracking blow after cracking blow against unresponsive features, gazing dreamily into the punishment as Harnois POUNDS away! Rachael out on her feet, just being propped and belted - ref finally jumps in to save her from further shellack. Blazing upset KO5 - Elisabeth Harnois!

 

After: Harnois makes good on her promise, pounding favoured Rachael Leigh Cook out at the ropes while maintaining her own stingy-chin policy against all comers. "I TOLD you I would destroy Rachael - LOOK at her!" an excited Harnois gushes in postfight: blood stains turning pink on white cashmere. "I hurt her in the first round and I just kept hurting her - I knew she couldn't take it. I mugged her jugs to break her spirit and it TOTALLY worked - she was crying in there when I was working over her top. I'm not done - not by a long shot. I'll stop Scarlett Johannson if we fight! I'll stop Katie Holmes! I'll batter Megan Fox! And not gentle like tonight - I'm talking about absolutely demolishing other starlets - makin' 'em quit! Remember guys - that's Elisabeth with an 'S'!"

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