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1 April 2011 Cassie Scerbo vs Reese Witherspoon

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Posted by simguy on 4/1/2011, 9:41 am

BEFORE: Kind of match up becoming more and more common in flyweight ranks: Oscar-class A-list celebs looking to take back lost ground against Disney/CW starlets. "We definitely slept on these chicks for a couple of years," Reese explains in prefight. "It's tough to win an Oscar, and many of us have focussed on our screencraft while these kids have swamped the FCBA because they have no real on-screen ability to distract them. But the Academy mantra is this: beat 'em at the awards ceremonies; beat 'em in the ring...and that's really stiffened my resolve to crack down on girls like Sassie...(Academy aide whispers a correction) - Cassie - whatever. Point is, girls like me, Michelle Williams, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Pene Cruz...we're getting back into shape and we're pushing back hard on these girls. They've won all the easy fights they're ever going to get: it's all hard from here on in!" Cassie scoffing: it's long been an inside joke amongst the snarky ingenue set that Oscar Winners are easy pickin's for hungry Disney fighters. "Reese Witherspoon is looking at the worst ass-kicking of her life...and that's saying something when you're one of the most ass-kicked fighters in history!" Cassie chortles. "Yes, she's in better shape these days; yes, her hair's a little longer so she LOOKS younger, but let's face it..I'm going to wear momma-bear down and take her apart!" Reese in baby blue bikini; small navy mitts; long blonde hair straight with bangs. Cassie in healthy black lace push up; short pink velvet booty shots; small black mitts; blonde hair loose, curled.

During R1: Reese out cautiously - yo-yoing her jab while well out of range, then covering up in rigid earmuff as Cassie scoots-in. Cassie getting of tic-tac-toe...small fists spanking off Reese's shoulders, biting at her tummy. Cassie getting off, then jitterbugging off to her left...rapid in-out keeping Reese turning, guns holstered. Witherspoon's tummy/lats getting pink, but she's keeping her head protected. Cassie in and out at will, showing her wares in a shutout first.

R2: Same again: Cassie with air supremacy, operating at will...Reese covered up, looking grumpy as Cassie's fists sample targets of opportunity. Scerbo uppercuts still scrape against Reese's protective forearms, unable to penetrate - but body work definitely getting done. Cassie digging up mittfuls of tummy with either hand; Cassie pounding lats behind either Witherspooon tricep - carving the punches across to take in plenty of side-boob. Another shutout, Cassie Scerbo: Disney starlet gives Oscar Winner a bratty little wink after bell.

R3: Reese crouching, calm in the pocket...she's getting her timing down. Scerbo bopping in, getting off...Reese taking the ratatat-tat - against shoulders/lats, then issuing looping lefts or rights to catch Cassie face-clout on her way out. Good clean counters clobber Cassie off-balance - leads to more toe-to-toe infighting as Reese closes, bangs body. Scerbo willing to lay in and trade, fighting Witherspoon to a bitter standstill. Down the stretch, Reese holding and hitting: 'Spoon's left hand curling in behind Cassie's right tricep, pulling her forward to shoving, pumping right hands amidships! Cassie gurgling, slugged back into ropes: Reese baring teeth, cramming in righty to Cassie-gut, then slamming rack. Scerbo bug-eyed, open-mouthed: girls aren't boxing anymore and Cassie's taking a beating at bell!

R4: Cassie darts in - Reese crouch-and-covers: Scerbo bats away flanks-and-arms, withdraws and EATS A SWINGING RIGHT HAND TO FACE! Cassie staggering in fence post holes: Reese over to offence. Witherspoon: tight-curling right/left to gut; close-in, curving right uppercut scraping off Cassie's face; left hook toggles Cassie's chin and SCERBO SITS DOWN! Cassie blub-blub-blubbing on glutes-and-hands: Reese hard hearted, glaring down at sniveling beauty. Scerbo takes her 8: Reese jabbin' jug to close, then she's on top - holding and hitting. Reese tuff-scrubbing with forehead, making sure of Cassie's face. Reese's left hand curling in behind Cassie's right tricep - Scerbo butt-in-ropes: 'Spoon PLOWING gut and jug via plugging right hands! Reese snarling, baring her teeth - mommy-jugs sloshing side to side as she punches into Scerbo's tummy. Cassie whining, trying to clinch: Reese bodies up, pressing Cassie flat, then pushing off to resume right hand mayhem. Down the stretch, Reese REAMING jug: right hands just shoving into plump ingenue rack while left holds Cassie in place - it's a short, pump-action delivery, all shoulder and back as Reese crowds close. Bell: Reese burying insurance into Cassie's jugs....Scerbo wailing in protest, then giving ref holy-hell during the break for allowing all the ruff-house. Nothing as cute as an enraged Cassie stamping her foot, sending shockwaves through her jugs as she's looking up and screeching at bewildered official.

Hayden Tweet: Rd4...Reese all up in Scerbo's rack. YAY!

R5: Reese stalking Scerbo: Cassie spooked, legging away, trying to re-establish form from the feet up. Witherspoon jabbing to locate, then that grabby left hand pulls at Cassie's shoulder or neck...it's all about holding, hitting and bullying for Reese. Cassie wriggling free, scampering away...she's visibly disturbed, trying to renegotiate. Scerbo catching Reese with the odd stroke as 'Spoon's coming in: Reese shrugging off the shots, pouring in, taking Cassie to ropes. Heavy hold-and-hit - Reese's left arm riding behind Cassie's head, holding her close for pumping tummy work; Reese's left hand curling in behind Cassie's right tricep, pulling little blonde girl forward into hurt. Reese warned for incidental head bumping and scrubbing; Reese warned for holding and hitting. Reese warning for un-necessary roughness when she's pushing and jostling Cassie in ropes. Bell: Scerbo blinking back tears - getting back on the ref's case. Vanessa Hudgens tweets: "Cassie can't take Reese to the body!"

R6: Same again...takes Reese a minute to track down a spooked Scerbo - then it's grabby action - Reese pulling Scerbo into right hands, targeting tummy and tits. Reese packs Cassie into ropes - bodying up and pushing on her as necessary; Scerbo whining, trying to wriggle free - shamelessly held by hardhearted Reese. Nothing fancy - Witherspoon's face tight with effort - left hand pulling at Cassie's right arm - right hand just shoving over and over to gut or jug...poor Cassie seated in ropes, stooping forward to sop up the hurt through 6. Bell: Reese slopping in insurance to tummy late...Scerbo freaks out on ref - stamping her foot, shrieking up at him as Reese stomps away all business.

R7: Rare mid-ring exchange, Reese getting off stout, compact hooks and chopping right hands, scoring hard against Scerbo's face as Cassie slaps back receipts. CASSIE'S HURT! Cassie turning to her right, moving away in distress...Reese positioned just behind Cassie's left shoulder, swinging straight-arm hooks at Scerbo's face. Cassie stumbling away, can't see the incoming: one hook takes her high on the forehead, startling her; next hook bats Cassie bingo on the chin and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Electric effect on Cassie's legs as she chin's pushed in...she's dropped to her back, head near the ropes. Reese jogging all jugs a-jumpin' to neutral corner, eyes BLAZING at the prospect of finishing this fight! Cassie up off her buns, lower lip quivering...Scerbo takes a brave 8, refusing to submit when petitioned by the ref. Reese moves in: Cassie forms pocket, butt-on-ropes...savage beatdown issued, hardhearted MILF to worn-down startlet. Reese always operating with one hand pulling down on Cassie's neck while delivering the free hand to body - punishing both sides of the plate in methodical fashion. Reese pushing-in/bodying up - constantly making Scerbo take weight. Reese bumpin' and scrubbin' with her forehead - lumpin' poor Cassie up. Reese in close, holding Cassie's right arm while shoving in righty to rack. Cassie blurting in pain, trying to tie up...she just can't do her think with Reese atop her like this. Bell: Reese banking late insurance - ref pulls her off and really lets her hear it.

R8: Reese taking some deep breaths...older gal forced to ease off the gas pedal, taking a round to regroup. Cassie given space to breathe...she's jitterbuggin in and out, getting off in frisky tic-tac-toe punching solutions all up and down Reese's torso. Cassie so good in combination, able to double up with one hand - varying her patterns: Reese crouching, hands tight to temple, just gritting her teeth, taking it hard to flanks as Cassie rights her ship.

R9: Cassie steps in strong as Reese crouches: Scerbo right bats to Reese's left flank; Scerbo left nips Reese's right shoulder; short right uppercut grazes Reese's hairline. That's the pattern - Scerbo darting outside, circling, then in to deliver: Reese crouching down, getting her timing. Minute mark - Scerbo gets off tic-tac-toe, disengages: Reese steps-with, lofts the right hand out of the crouch and SPANKS Cassie's gobsmacked face. Cassie's feet spazzing all over the place - steppin' crazy for balance and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Cassie sputtering on hands and wide-spread knees as crowd roars. Scerbo up at 8 but shabby: Reese able to wade in, bodying, and get back to work. Girls form cauldron (left arms riding 'round the other's head: heads in close together) to slug right hands underneath - but Cassie's butt-on-ropes means she's not getting into Reese with authority. Witherspoon just plowing Cassie - working tummy, working jug...no-nonsense grinding approach not pretty, but it's keeping Scerbo stationary and suffering through 9.

R10: Reese attempting to get atop Cassie: Scerbo scooting away, circling, using the ring. Clever Cassie issuing check-jabs - poking Reese on the forehead as Witherspoon's trying to close...Scerbo fighting well in retreat, showing her skills. Midway through, Reese reaching/lunging: Scerbo able to clip a right uppercut to chin off her right (back) plant leg, FINALLY picking Reese up hard! Witherspoon's back (right) leg slides forward, nearly sitting her down...she stumbles to her right, lashes batting as Scerbo's over to offence. Reese's turn to show heart: Witherspoon shows hurtin' earmuff as she backs into ropes - Scerbo atop her. Cassie unleashes - ingenue-eyes blazing with Reese-rage - small-mitt fists batting and bouncing off Reese-meat. Bell: Cassie's still digging hook after hook to Reese's pink ribs...Witherspoon ashen-faced, wobbly butt, but upright as ref moves in. Comes back UD10 Reese Witherspoon.

After: Scerbo wrenching her hand out of the ref's grip and renewing her assault upon him as Reese struts away: Witherspoon upsetting her foe figuratively and literally this evening. "I just refused to fight her fight," Reese says all authoritatively in post-fight. "The kid's got flash-quick hands and feet - I didn't want to get into turning battles with her midring. But when you make it about substance - just tummy on tummy, heart-to-heart? None of these girls can hack it. I got on her, I worked her jugs, I tired out her body and broke her spirit. I drew a line in the canvas tonight - not just for Scerbo, but for all these little brats: from now on, the A-list is taking the fight to the D-list, and it's about bloody time!"