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1 Jan 2009 Christina Ricci vs Eva Longoria

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Posted by simguy on 1/1/2009, 9:13 am.

Before: 'Cannonball' Chris Ricci reveling in her new physicality: she's just a little knot of curvy muscle, grinning on the scales. "I can't wait to hurtle into Eva," gushes Christina in prefight. "She's like an elegant blown-glass statuette, and I'm a brick! I'm gonna crash into her, and we'll spend the rest of the night looking for the pieces!" Longoria unimpressed: svelte little Latina no stranger to raucous brawling despite her lissome build. "I'm a firm believer that you need to hurt girls like Chris before boxing them," Eva says at the podium. "I've fought some of the most savage brawls ever at 110, so if Christina thinks I'm going to be all elegant with her, she's sadly mistaken. I'm making Heather nervous now, so I'll shutup, but take this away: nobody bullies Eva Longoria in the ring. Nobody." Longoria in shades-of-blue horizontally-barred bikini (light to dark); small white work out gloves; hair back in slick low ponytail. Chris in midnight blue bikini; small white work out gloves; blonde hair back in slick ponytail (short).

During R1: Ricci springing around, running into/bouncing off ropes - she's like a little hockey puck early, roaming the ring. Longoria loping around, flinching back from sudden bouncing attacks - trying to suss things out. Ricci's first minute attacks amount to springing power-pounces - neatly evaded by Eva: second minute sees both women commit to slugging. Glorious exchange halfway through - Longoria lathering licks with her elbows in tight; Ricci in deep crouch, slugging her way up-torso on Eva's ribcage to finish a ringing clout to chin and LONGORIA GOES DOWN! Crazy-legged, drooping knockdown - Eva smote a clanging right hand to chin as her own right sails - she sinks to all fours as Ricci bounds away, roostering. Longoria's eyes glassy, legs rubbery: she beats the count, swaying shabby at ropes. Eva forward, dukes at cheeks: Ricci springing forward - bracing her brunette brisk rights and lefts - then bouncing off to the right. Longoria turning - Ricci jumping in and out - Chris often leading hard, chopping right hands before clawing away in a burst of lefts and rights, then jumping clear. Down the stretch - Ricci lead right hand gets Longoria ducking forward behind her mitts: Chris jumps onto left leg - right foot off canvas as she torques into a straight-arm left hook up underneath. Batting stroke takes Eva in her ribs, just below elbow: SHE'S DOWN! Longoria dropped to all fours, panting in anguish: Christina jogging past all frisky, pumping fist in celebration of a two-knockdown first.

R2: Longoria rising off stool grim-faced: corner wants her to box, get her legs back; Eva wants Ricci hurt instead. Collision midring as both women bend into right hands: Chrissy's short, blunt strike smashes Eva's mouth, once again spoiling Longoria's delivery. Eva stands ground, lashing arms: Chris right there, crouching low, digging right-left-right into Longoria's slender ribcage, pounding up-torso until pancaking Latina jug. Longoria sputtering, slugged back onto her heels: lips're parted, eyelashes fluttering as Eva's rung up. Chris hops-to, leading a short, muscular right across Eva's breasts, then jumping up into that joyous, straight arm left to body - hopping on left foot as she pops hips and bats it home. Cry of pain, Eva Longoria: she's all cramped up, doubling up behind her gloves. Ricci eyes wild, big sloppy grin as she steps close, skids a tight right/left uppercut combo off the top of Eva's overhanging head; dips to the right and PLOWS a right hand up underneath - once again jumping into the punch to get 100% Ricci behind the blast. Eva still doubled over - punched up onto her toes, budged to her right and dropped to hands and knees again: she's gasping in gut-shot agony. Eva a tattered wreck, trying to rally off her knees - but it's NO GO! KO2 in blazing fashion, Christina Ricci!

After: Stupendous, full-bodied punching performance leaves Eva Longoria in stupor: Christina beside herself - jumping around the ring, hugging everyone in sight. Ricci finally capitalizing on her new conditioning program, combining springing in-and-out footwork with heaving power punches in a ballistic display of energetic slugging. "I can't be stopped!" Gushes a giddy Ricci in postfight. "Not when I'm punching like that on a girl. I just have the confidence that I can go full-out every round now - I don't have to pace myself - girls like Eva can't stand against that. No offence to Longoria - good little fighter - but good ain't gonna cut it against me anymore!"