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1 Jan 2009 Jessica Biel vs Anne Hathaway

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Posted by simguy on 1/1/2009, 9:11 am.

Before: "This isn't going to be a Biel romp," Anne promises in prefight, "you can count on that. Jessica has no respect for her opponents...and that means we've ALL got a shot to hurt her. Especially me: I can crack, and if Jess tries jumping in on me all crazy like she does? I will put that girl on her rump!" Biel openly contemptuous of all things Hathaway - guaranteeing victory over the sturdy brunette. "I'll have her out in 3," a grinning Jess predicts. "I'm feeling great - I'm itchin' to get someone in trouble and wouldn't you know it: sucks to be Anne. 3 rounds guys: I'll eat my bikini if she's not lips-on-canvas by then." Hathaway in royal blue bikini with royal blue frilled cups; white gloves; slick ponytail. Jess in steely silver/grey bikini; black gloves; hair in tangly blonde curls to shoulders. Jessica hamming it up during weigh in - turning her back on the scales, spreading her lats, and hardening up her glutes while looking back over her shoulder at Anne. Hathaway actually gulping at the sight.

During R1: Right/left tic-toc swinging clout from Jessica's hips to Annie's jaw: Hathaway's stepping in fence-post holes early. Biel bouncing off to her left, smiling: she bops back in hands at either side - lifting a muscular left uppercut to split Anne's mitts, punching her mouth...DOWN GOES HATHAWAY! Anne picked up, dropped on her buns - she's a cranky wench rolling over left hip to stand for a rickety 8. Resume: Jessica rolling head side to side, loosening up - still has hands at her sides as she walks around. Hathaway shaken, but alert - coming forward with dukes up chin tucked. Jess stops walking, leaning out over left (front) foot: right at her chest, left hand dangling. Anne cautiously paws the jab: Biel pulls her torso back without moving feet, then chops the right hand counter swift to chin. ANNIE'S HURT! Hathaway stumble-steppin' covering up earmuff: Jessica hops to her right, waits for Anne to turn into her, then pivots left while whipping a vicious hook off Hathaway's pale midsection. Annie groans - tilting forward: Jessica lunges in with lead left uppercut, splitting Anne's mitts, piling into brunette with body on follow through. Hathaway stunned - stumbling back from the punch and body-check both...SHE'S DOWN! Anne reclining to her back, face pinched in pain, right knee up. It's over: KO1 as promised - Jessica Biel.

After: Called-shot, Ruthian KO has Biel big-grinnin' and high-fivin' in her corner: typical electrifying performance completely and utterly overwhelms poor Hathaway. Annie a long time getting up off her back: officials tending to her in a seated position, making sure she's good before proceeding as Biel and co yuk it up. "Look!" Biel jokes on camera, brushing her left forearm with her right hand, "I'm bone-dry - didn't even get a chance to get my cardio in! BA-BOOM! Right? KAPOW! Chick's still wondering when the fight's gonna start! Honestly, I wanted to carry her for three, get some minutes in - but I just felt like hitting, you know? I was really pumped to get in there and hurt - I just couldn't hold myself back enough to let her find a rhythm. Oh well - maybe the next girl will give me a second round!"