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1 Jan 2009 Lindsay Lohan Vs Alyssa Milano

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Posted by simguy on 1/1/2009, 8:41 am.

Before: "I wouldn't want to be in Lindsay's shoes," grins a confident Alyssa in prefight. "First, she gets knocked the F out by the smallest girl in boxing. Second, she's built like Shannen friggin' Doherty - and we all know how I feasted on Shay-Doh over the years. This fight's a cakewalk for me, and the worst night of Lindsay's life - all in one." Lilo well aware that the last time anyone saw her in a boxing ring, she was on her back, crying: she needs to replace that image. "I got stopped," Lohan admits at the podium, "now I'm dusting myself off and getting in with the best girl I could sign. I doubt Mish wants any part of Milano, so I'm taking her - because I haven't backed off my stance one bit. I'm OWED a title shot: the Portman stumble doesn't change anything." Lohan in black bikini with sporty-short style bottoms; small black work out gloves; dirty blonde hair long n' tangly. Milano in neon green bikini; brown ringlets long n' wild; small black work out gloves.

During R1: Midring: Lohan rejects a pair of Milano penetration attempts: Alyssa chipped and prodded to face, withdraws. LInds stepping forward rangy - arms akimbo: she'll twist to her left to bring a right off her hip onto Alyssa's cheek; twist right to lick lefts across. Lilo bounding back from pressure - showing the jab: good lanky distance management from Lohan as Alyssa can't get comfortable. Two way action heats up late: Milano munching on a Lohan right uppercut to get close and pound Lilo-jug: Linds sets down, digs back at Alyssa's sturdy body. Lilo strapping, licking her shots at close range, teeth bared: Milano more compact, looking to punch-with, clubbing Lohan about her jawlines and chest. Bell: girls still strokin' - ref has to take a hand as seething beauties won't quit.

R2: Good jab from Lohan - she's dictating with it, forcing Alyssa to accept terms. Lilo gradually working Milano to ropes with rangy, prodding pokes and stroking clouts: Alyssa moving her head well, getting under most of the artillery. Halfway through, Lilo reading Milano's slipping head moves, bends in with a decoy right hand, setting weight on front (left) leg in a slight crouch. Alyssa ducks on reflex: Lilo abruptly straightens, drawing the back of her elbow-tip across Milano's face. Cruel foul stuns Alyssa - she's swooning out over her feet a moment, then nosing into canvas...SHE'S OUT! Good Lord - KO2 in heinous fashion, Lindsay Lohan.

After: Lohan being pretty - pushing hair off her face as she stands around all thin and chesty, looking down at Milano's slumbering back. Vicious elbow a thing of evil beauty - catching Milano's overhanging face perfectly and turning a threat into a KO'd pile of brunette rubble in a heartbeat. "Let's see Portman do THAT," says Rangy Lilo in postfight. "I took a fighter no one wants to fight, and broke her in like 5 minutes. I'm not going anywhere, and if I have to dismantle every legend in the division to get what I want, then that's just the way it's gonna be."