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1 January 2019 New Year's Body Paint on the Beach PPV Preliminaries

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Posted by oddmanout on Jan 3, 2019 at 12:46pm

Good lord, has it come down to this? Two gorgeous beauties with body paint for their armour and battling on the beach for ultimate bragging rights. This is their SEVENTH battle, folks, and it has all the markings to go down in history as one of the best of the best. These two women have battled each other in the ring numerous times, batted each other’s puppies to a pulp, wrested a title off each other’s bodies, and literally wrestled behind the scenes for supremacy. In conventional and JMDD bouts, they are at a comfortable 3 wins apiece, which means tonight’s dust-up is especially critical in deciding who’s the better woman.

Hannah smiles backstage first, removing her diamond-encrusted JMDD bra that’s firmly around her chest, in order for the artists to do their work. Smart thinking, these reporters, killing two birds with one stone and giving us nosebleeds for good measure by having the interview take place when both ladies are fully and bare in the spotlight.

“Too many girls want to take my place,” Hannah grinning as she cups her chest and turns around, the body artist drawing a long, curvy line down one of her thighs. “First, Decker tried it, then Cerny. But Tahnee… oh Tahnee will always have a special place of hell in my heart.”

The artist goes to work on her chest next, and Hannah wags a finger as the cameras try to zoom in to capture more than just the pen-action. “Uh uh. You’ll get your shot later,” she teases as she turns around, leaving her bare back exposed. “Suffice it to say, I’ve been looking forward to kickin’ her ass ever since February. I don’t care what she has painted on her later - it’s all coming off her body after I’m through with her.”

We cut to Tahnee Atkinson who’s simultaneously prepping backstage in her locker room. The curvy Australian model hasn’t had the best of luck either recently, enjoying a long reign as Welterweight champion (which she consequently took from Ferguson), before losing it to Kate Upton back in August. The fates of these three women seem intrinsically linked and interwoven, the cycle of taking and giving titles from each other perhaps broken only a couple of days ago with Amanda Righetti destroying the power of this triumvirate.

Well, perhaps a ‘triumvirate’ is not the best word to use, especially when these girls are not the best at sharing their spoils with each other. Tahnee acknowledging as much as her own body’s worked on, giggling as the artist traces a gold-coloured trail down the curve of her abs, before biting her lip and responding to a reporter’s question:

“‘Full-of-herself!’. Oh, I’m sorry - was that not one word to describe Hannah? Would ‘slag’ be more appropriate? And yes, it sounds exactly like it is.”

Tahnee twitches slightly as the tip of the brush ventures a little too far down south. But hey, a body paint bout means *nothing but* body paint during the fight, and those sensitive regions have to covered up nicely as well. What kind of show do you think we’re running here, anyways?

“I wouldn’t call this historic, or anything,” Tahnee continues. “I hate her guts, yeah. And I plan to wipe the floor with her - or more so, get the waves to do it for me…” she winks, recalling her promise to drag the blonde’s broken body into the ocean, before smothering her out on the sand dunes. “Something tells me though that this rivalry is just getting started.”

But first we have EIGHT great bouts before these two get their hands on each other!