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1 March 2003 (Title) Ch Laetitia Casta vs Charlize Theron

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Uniifed Lightweight Title Bout

 

Posted by simguy on 3/1/2003, 10:26 am

 

Before: Enough's enough for Charlize: "This is the longest I've ever gone without a belt around my waist," complains the golden one, "I think I've loaned it out long enough. Laetitia Casta has succeeded in tarnishing the most cherished prize in celebrity sports with the lamest reign in history. I feel like I'm not just beating up a French woman, I'm rescuing the sport: the FCBA needs me to wear it's lightweight crown." As for strategy? "Casta's gotten way too much credit for stopping Jeri. Ryan's one punch at a time. Me? I'll be throwing 3,4,5 at once, tiring Laetitia's body, frustrating her spirit. I'll get her breathing hard, then punish her down the stretch. She'll be competitive early, but once she feels my legs dictating the rounds, she'll fall into line."

 

Casta squirming at the nonsense spewing from the dais. "Is there anything more arrogant than an American blonde?" Laetitia asks. "First Jeri Ryan thought she could walk through me, now this - it's insufferable! Charlize Theron must be brought to heel. We'll see how confident she is when my right hands start finding her body and chin. Round after round Charlize - you'll be getting hit, and hurt. You don't have the stomach for this kind of thing now - if you EVER did!"

 

Charlize in white bikini, Laetitia in pale blue halter top bikini, silver loop clasps, hair tied back.

 

During R1: Theron smug as she swing-steps left, feathering Casta with brushing, skiffing jabs, laying a light dusting of leather on the champ while keeping out of range. Casta slightly crouched, hands up, elbows in tight, bobbing and weaving the stick - she's measuring with an extended right, looking to force Theron to ropes and work her with power shots. Down the stretch, Charlize with beautiful timing - dances to a spot, stops,shimmies and walks Casta into a gorgeous hesitation right on the chin. French legs a-tremble - Casta staggering away - Theron stepping in, back foot up on her toe as she slashes away with chopping rights, rising palm-lefts off her front foot to hammer Laetitia senseless at the bell. Cool blonde smile as Charlize saunters back to her corner.

 

R2: Laetitia shakes it off, gets to work. Hands at her cheeks, good head movement gets her by a lazy probing jab - Casta rings it up to the ribcage with bashing lefts and rights out of the crouch. Theron palming and turning - trying to get away - Casta keeps on the pressure. Laetitia using the lead right on the chin, startling Theron, then rocking her with jumped-in hooks - tanned blonde back hits the ropes as Charlize writhes and turns, trying to blunt the punishment.

 

R3: Theron's legs answering the pressure, blonde opening up the canvas, circling left primarily but changing direction often enough to unsettle Casta. When Charlize sets to do business, weight's on that front left foot, right foot up on it's toes, hands at waist level and loose, ready to chop little lead rights, lick rising, heel-strike hooks against Casta's face. Laetitia getting tanned up at arm's length - she's not having much luck closing distance as Charlize melts back and to the side to diffuse pressure.

 

R4: Casta going to the jab - tactical fourth as the pace slows, champion making adjustments. Laetitia just trying to get solid, flat contact with her stick against Charlize' chest - Theron leggy along the perimeter, keeping Laetitia in the middle of the right, flick-flicking the jab off her stomach, turning into the odd quick right hand to the forehead. Theron's ring generalship undeniable as she circles and controls the action, building a nice nest-egg on the cards.

 

R5: Charlize breezy as she boxes from outside. She's smiling, talking it up as Casta's mood is strained, sombre. Laetitia bobbing, weaving, trying to come up underneath and get something done but leggy blonde keeps melting away, turning the brunette around the ring. Final minute - Casta steps in under a Theron jab - bolo right hand rings off flat Charlize tummy, and an immediate snap-hook on the chops has the blonde stunned. Casta stepping forward as Charlize baby-steps back - thundering right hand heart punch drapes a staring Charlize against the ropes and Casta has her way in the final moments. Bashing wide lefts against the shoulder, seeking straight hands up the middle - Theron windblown as she covers up and leans back against the strands distraught. Champion raising her right mitt as she stalks back to her corner - blood from the corner of Charlize' mouth as she sways in the breeze.

 

R6: Charlize snarling - weight forward, right foot toeing the canvas - she's bat-batting away with brisk rights and lefts, working to the head of her foe exclusively. Casta weaving the work, blocking a lot of shots, taking some, but when she's close - she's going back to that thumping right off the belly, quick left on the chin, catching Charlize just as her hands drop from the body shot. Bristling back and forth. Down the stretch, Charlize slide-stepping back, feints, lands a drilling right hand flat between the eyes of her foe, gets French buttock a-wobbling as Laetitia has to take a moment. Theron dipping her shoulders and going to the body for the first time, consolidates the hurt with a rousing burst to the stomach - Casta just drooping forward to take.

 

R7: Casta has her best round. She's chasing Theron down, jabbing the chest and forehead, swivelling in the right hand on the chin, sweeping the hook and getting Theron ropeside. Casta very strong on the ropes, left hand reaching in to palm Charlize' right bicep, crowding in on the blonde, then raking her body and head with right uppercuts in close. Theron struggling and shoving for room, but can't get loose - she tries to tie up with her left around Casta's head but can't stop the champ from punching. Marauding right hands bludgeon the challenger along the ropes from corner to corner - Casta doing yeoman's work by reaching in either hand to brace, scraping away with her free mitt as Theron wears down. Final minute has Theron fans squirming - blonde's head snapping back sudden from jolting little uppercuts - Casta holding and hitting like a pro, unhinges blonde's knees and really lands some vicious chin and jug shots with heartless right hands at the bell.

 

R8: Charlize shakes it off - both girls showing tremendous stamina tonight. Theron slinky to her left, punching off her waist with either hand, loose, supple strokes, sudden, unpredictable timing. Fists just chopping and cuffing at Casta, jab playful to the breasts, serious to the face as Charlize works Laetitia up out of her crouch. Final minute, Theron using feints to good effect, freezing Laetitia then drilling her between the eyes with those laser right hands - Theron saucy as she scores, circles away to admire the hurt as Laetitia reels on the spot upon impact.

 

R9: First sign of shabbiness in Laetitia's legs - she's coming forward ragged, still bobbing, but now the jab is tracking her face with relentless contact. Theron legging left, easing up the pace - she's in charge now, doesn't have to rush - she's just applying punishment from a comfortable distance. 2,3 slapping jabs to get Casta upright - payoff right hands slashing to the face, whipping, loose limbed hooks landing with the heel of the glove - Laetitia starting to stagger at random. Charlize lands the prettiest punch of the fight this round - a little stoop-in, right uppercut between the mitts - Theron leaning back with her gloves at her sides, smiling wide as she saunters to her right, appreciating the shock as Casta leans forward hurt behind her mitts.

 

R10: Charlize potshot party - she's torturing the champ from the outside. Theron leggy, then settling down, bat-batting combinations to bedazzle then DROPPING in the hammer right hands to the face and brows of her foe. Theron content to land one big shot, then put her hands down, wheel away all smug as Laetitia struggles to stay the course. Laetitia busting up, bleeding from the nose - she's shipping gorgeous leather from Charlize and still trudging forward. Final minute it's Casta finally landing firm lead rights to her opponent's ribs beneath the breast line, backing blonde to the ropes. Theron palm-batting down on Laetitia's head and shoulders, pulling the brunette's head down - Casta struggling, chopping overhand lefts and rights, determined to keep punching at the bell. Ref steps in - Theron hurling taunts and jibes in anticipation of victory. Comes back sobering UD10 Charlize Theron.

 

After: Oh that breezy smile, that cocky nod - Theron with belts across her shoulders as she kisses cheeks, lifts her finger up 'number 1' for the cameras - legendary blonde strips brunette upstart and begins a new reign of terror. "The long dreary night is over," proclaims Charlize. "People can rub their eyes, take in the dawn - the queen is back! I'll be looking over the division, taking stock of the available opportunities, but mostly I just want to savour this win. For all those people who had written me off - check it out (turns her shoulders to let gold catch the overhead light). All mine, baby - all mine!"

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