BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Simguiy on 3/1/2005. 

Before: Loughlin producer on Summerland - Electra wouldn't be there if Lori didn't want her - what gives? "I wanted the competition," Loughlin says simply. "I want to enter the upper-echelon of the FCBA this year and sharpening my skills on Carmen will get me there. Similarly, Electra wants Britney beaten and Carmen knows she's got to put hard work in to accomplish that - this is a good fit for her. I've told her she'll only be fired if she holds back: this isn't BSE - there are no pampered names here."

Carmen adds her two cents in the same WB press conference, "Lori's a better conditioned, better schooled athlete than Spears ever was. Tuning up on Loughlin can make me a champion again."

Loughlin in white bikini, floral print, ring connections - Carmen in mauve bikini, strong halter style top and ring connections. Ring set up on the Summerland beach - small bleachers added.

During R1,2,3: Hard fought rounds, Carmen allowing Lori to set the tempo and fighting Lori's fight - Loughlin able to bang out a slight advantage in most exchanges. Lori establishing position with a taut, spitting jab, getting it on Carmen, making her crouch-n'-cover, then edging in with the shoulder to do work on the inside. Loughlin tasty-quick with that hook, ripping it to Carmen's proud abs and world class jugs - Lori nice and tight, turning her torso into shoulder-shrugging shots. Lori also showing blistering combination punching speed - drumming Carmen's stomach sudden bursts of lefts and rights, forcing brunette to hunch over on the take. Electra mirroring the action, hooking with Lori shoulder to shoulder, trading robust combos at close quarters with gatling gun rapidity - Lori's just the busier, bossier vixen in taking all three heats.

R4: Carmen shows why she's special, generating awesome power with her supple frame workmanlike Lori can't match. Electra in a closed stance, left shoulder pointed at Loughlin - Carmen's rolling Lori's rights, sliding back with a dragging front foot, looking to counter breadbasket and chin a sudden licking right uppercut. Loughlin dropped twice on two exquisite right hands clean on the chin - crisp single shot counters coming almost a minute apart and sending Lori piledriving into canvas - Loughlin visibly shaken, eyes wide, blinking as Carmen evens up the cards just-like-that.

R5: Carmen easing into the driver's seat, starting to slink around Lori with that prowling, flat-footed stepping action - pointing now the left shoulder at Loughlin, now the right as Electra slides back and to either side. Lori cautious, dukes up, stepping out her jab - Carmen fading it with sleek upperbody movement - looking to weave and counter with circus uppercuts from her knees (either hand). Not a lot of contact, but Electra clearly in control: her every twitch is respected by a sudden Loughlin over-reaction - Lori a little gunshy through 5.

R6: Lori jabbing, steps in and gets her shoulder, hips behind a short, biting hook on the chin: CARMEN GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Electra trying to clinch, feet stomping crazily beneath her, knees locking, almost hyperextending as she staggers around. Lori won't have it - sidestepping, hooking Carmen's ribs, hooking her chin and chasing as Electra totters hurt to ropes. Carm covers up hands at temples, staring dumb at the floor as LOUGHLIN UNLEASHES! Lori setting her tanned body, ripping hooks to waist, left uppercuts to jug, hooks to ear - just prodding the right at Carm to reset those tearing left hands. Midway through, Lori greases Electra a jolting right cross on the chin, then bodies Carmen upright - all the better to get after that glorious, mouthwatering Electra rack! Lori's shoulders chugging, exhaling through pursed lips as she hup-hup-hups on in there - poor Electra slumping into the strands, lips peeled back in hurt, arms reaching weakly for Loughlin's shoulders - brunette can't stop the romping jug muggage. Lori tiring late - Carmen able to lay in wearily and swap tepid punches to Loughlin's breadbasket - girls just swiping, tucking tight inside at the bell.

R7: Loughlin disrupting Carmen with a shivering stick early, steps right, puts a humming right cross onto Electra's chin, hooks her teeth, misses another hook as Electra totters dreamily to ropes once again. Poor Carmen dazzled, hands outstretched as she droops forward, trying to palm Lori off - Loughlin hands at chest, jabbing Carmen's mouth, then RIPPING her overhand rights and tearing hooks. Loughlin mining gold in Electra's heaving bosom - turning a tight, tanned shoulder and swiping vicious hooks across the cleavage. Tidy rights and lefts bounce off straining Carmen breadbasket, bringing Electra forward with a groan: cue uppercuts as Lori arches her back prettily and carves away both hands. Loughlin a bully this round - pushing Carmen upright, hooking her waist and liver with heartless committment, steadily wearing the curvy vixen out. Electra open mouthed, blubbery at the bell - she's looking shabby through 7.

R8: Lori continues to outbox, outwork her foe. Loughlin the only one jabbing, controlling midring with sharp pokes head and body. Carmen shying away from stick, getting steered to ropes - Lori edging in and going to work on weary torso, throbbing jug meat and suspect chin with those crisp, tight combinations. Lori emphasizing that tart left hand, playing it up and down Carmen's body, tugging her chin, swiping her breasts, but the right is a short, accurate punch, routinely clouting Electra's jaw or fitting in smutty to ribs and flank. Shutout Loughlin - Carmen's looking parched, mouth open, eyes forlorn - Lori's taking what she wants through 8.

R9: Carmen engages on the inside again, matching Lori's quick, abrupt handspeed in a series of crowd-pleasing exchanges. Nothing fancy, girls grinding foreheads, grabbing greasily at one another's arms and fitting in body shots, uppercuts in grinding, hard-working fashion. Electra backing Lori up with a series of rising lefts and rights to jug - Loughlin's back touches ropes and she looks to clinch. Carm won't have it - crouching, keeping hands free, then wedging her hook to Lori's waist - LOUGHLIN'S KNEES BUCKLE! Lori groaning, folding forward - Electra hooks her behind the elbow, doubles up to hook the overhanging ledge of Loughlin's perky jugs - Carmen suddenly romping! Electra letting her hands go - still one of the most blistering displays of handspeed in the FCBA - poor Lori's shredded. Lathering back attack numbs Loughlin - grimacing, she leans erect into the ropes - allowing Carm to snuggle in close and sweep KO lefts and rights Zab Judah style from underneath. Lori's head on a swivel as Electra clangs away gaudy - great swiping haymakers across the jawlines batting Loughlin's face side to side and LORI GOES DOWN! Goodnight Loughlin - KO9 Electra in heartpounding fashion.

After: Loughlin stretched - Carmen preening, obviously revelling in the sight of Lori's tanned, KO'd back as Loughlin slumbers face down. Both girls getting what they wanted (by and large) Lori showed very well, winning the fight on all cards when Carmen stopped her - Electra showed heart, suffering a beating over the latter half but carrying her power late and overwhelming Loughlin when the time was right.