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1 March 2019 Katheryn Winnick vs Jenny McCarthy

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Posted by The Dollhouse on Mar 3, 2019 at 4:51am

Katheryn Winnick
(41, 5’4, 120 lbs, 19:5 FCBA, The Dollhouse)
Vs.
Jenny McCarthy
(46, 5’7, 134 lbs, 60:56:1 FCBA, Sceej Boxing)

Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE:
It's maybe a Dollhouse private party in the Staples Center but Jenny McCarthy takes center stage wherever she goes especially during her current career revival. Add to the fact Katheryn Winnick is probably the last of the Dolls to say naughty things about her rivals and it's ALL Jenny Mac before this showpiece main event!

Winnick composed and complimentary to opponent at pre-fight presser - always a lady: “Toughest fight of my career so far? Maybe it is…Ive had some really tough opponents, and Jenny is definitely as tough as they come. She still looks pretty menacing at the age of 46, killer body. And we all know what she can do in that ring. I also know what I need to do to take her down, and I plan to execute on that tonight. Beating J-Mac is going to be huge. Huge. I’m definitely ready. Bring it big girl!”

Mac on the other hand in full obnoxious clown mode, "When management came to me with this one, I was like 'Who's Katheryn Winnick?". I assumed she was some kid ... and I come to find out she's some forty something late bloomer? What-evuh! Look, she's run up a record sure... fighting nobodies ... but nothing she's ever done has prepared her for the 'Mac-Attack'! They tell me she's a top twenty Bantam? Uhm ... scuse me, girlfriend, but you are sitting in MY seat! Fight an Olivia Munn ... a Rachel McAdams ... an Eliza Dushku ... then maybe ... MAYBE you're ready for a Jenny McCarthy!" Tess Valmore of Tractorpull, notes from press area that Winnick has fought and BEATEN all of those women (unlike a certain Greatest Fighting Playmate of All Time); press conference ends with a flustered blonde shouting "Shut it, Walmart!" into mic and storming off stage!

Its fight time and Katheryn Winnick is out first to deafening cheers from the home crowd. She makes her way to the ring wearing her trademark white sports bra with black trim, matching hotpants & 'Venum' gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail. Jenny McCarthy follows and it seemed like the legendary playmate is getting bood hard here as she struts towards the ring with that cocky smile of hers. She doesn’t seem TOO bothered by this lukewarm reaction though, even flipping a few Winnick fans off. J-Mac is wearing a violet bikini set & black gloves tonight. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. She finally reaches the ring and climbs inside, shooting the waiting Katheryn a sly smile as she heads to her own corner. 2 more minutes pass by and both blondes are now ready. The main event for tonight is just about to start ! The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division. And HERE’s the bell!

Round 1:
Jenny goes MAD and jumps at the local favorite in such a ferocious fashion she almost knocks her down with a not-so-accidental headbutt seconds into the fight. Winnick's seen a lot of these trigger-happy gals burst their bubble early on but not a legend of the game like McCarthy who DRILLS her chest like she wants to punch her boobs off. Huh! Some Tess Valmore private battle brewing here given the jug muggin' script? Whatever the case, Katheryn is NOT ready for this as she drops onto her heels and barely lands a single punch during a half-hearted response that gets neutralized quickly! McCarthy powers ahead with more shots to the body and cripples the Canadian behind a tight earmuff while rolling into another headbutt attempt that has the crowd losing their temper. However even the ref is unable to stop the Chicago blonde train who pummels Winnick into the turnbuckle and leaves her gasping for air at the bell.

Round 2:
Mac attack part two... blonde playmate piles on more pressure up the middle and TRAPS Katheryn in the phone booth.... more jug hits leave the Canadian reeling and she can't handle it... Jenny cues a left hook on the jaw and tears it up to the point Winnick stops the juggernaut with her face! Vintage McCarthy here who's back to do some damage and even Dolls' coach Kristanna Loken can hardly believe it... Winnick gets reduced into a clinching stalemate as she can't match the fellow blonde for pure wrath... and Jenny knocks her butt-in-ropes while drilling uppercuts on the chest to SILENCE the entire arena...

Round 3:
Katheryn tries to find some evi edge here as she's almost forced to brawl it out now... Jenny barks in her efforts but almost laughs at the Canandian's response UNTIL she gets tagged with a proper harpoon on the liver area that triggers another swarming struggle... Winnick scowls in her head-hunting effort but manages to stick some into the playmate's face and wobbles her back following a brutal hook on the jaw... the Staples crowd finds their voice again as Winnick flies over the top to punish the Chicago-native on the nose before a looping cross nails her on the temple... oh, hello... so you can do some damage here as well? Katheryn goes up-tempo to reel the fellow blonde in the corner and drops some hammer on the jugs as well to make Jenny feel it... and she does... Winnick scythes her across the lips late and rocks the cleavage again just inside the bell for Jenny to squeal her anger out to everyone who's close enough to hear it including the ref himself.

Round 4:
Jenny enforces another phone booth stance but Katheryn blocks her off so only some single punches find their way on target before a left cross nails the playmate on the jaw and drops her back... McCarthy refuses to leave the Canadian unpunished and drills a wicked combo upstairs which catches the local favorite off guard only for a belting cross to remind her where it hurts the most... Jenny chops some liver but can't find that one-punch success and settles into working Winnick over while thumping her back to the ropes... she finds more success downstairs and has the Canadian seeking another clinch before a quick hook on the jaw shoves her over the ropes and allows Mac to camp inside her cleavage again... a quick hook carries through onto the jaw and Katheryn has no answer for a late uppercut flurry that sends Jenny back on top!

Round 5:
Both cougars clash in the middle of the ring again but while Jenny tries to smack Kat's boobs, she lets a belter slip underneath her elbow and has the Canadian almost punching her in the groin on the follow up... Winnick gets vocal as she accepts the phone booth bumper ride and emerges on top of the uppercut exchange that initially drags onto the second minute but has McCarthy on stand-by when a quick combo bursts into her solar plexus... add another hook on the jaw and Mac drops on her heels where she struggles to put the weight forward and allows Winnick to SMACK her with a hooking double on the jaw... Ugh! Jenny yields real estate next and gets pummelled back to the ropes with Kat riding the crowd support to shut her down with more pesky uppercuts just before she NAILS her on the chest with a boob-rocking combo. Ugh! Jenny screams out but only bellows out in the corner and is fortunate enough the clock expires moments later or else Winnick would be blowing her apart according to some local pundits!

Round 6:
Jenny looks a little gassed now however Kat gives her no breather as she channels more uppercut fury to punish the legendary rack... she carries several of these shots straight on the jaw and begins to threaten the punchbag route for the Chicago blonde who scowls in her efforts to get back at the Canadian stunner only to find one... make that two shots too much for her in the end... Oi, Jenny! McCarthy sinks on her knees when Kat really turns up the wick and keeps plugging it on the jaw to dismantle the playmate's high guard... however she still bursts into the solar plexus shortly afterwards and Jenny is HURT!!! She wobbles forward with her eyes closed battling for every ounce of oxygen and gets SMOKED with one hook on the chin too many... SHE TUMBLES DOWN IN A HEAP and the Staples crowd errupts in JOY!!! "I got this... I got this..." Jenny indicates she'll be right back as she remains on all fours for a while before making the effort... she's almost there but no... down she goes again and breaths so hard her violet bikini top can barely contain the oxygen supply that remains in demand... and she just CAN'T beat the count, folks! She drops onto her back with eyes closed and Katheryn Winnick escapes with a KO6 come-from-behind victory!!!

Official Decision: Katheryn Winnick defeats Jenny McCarthy via KO6.

AFTER:
That's a Hall of Fame class victory right there for Katheryn Winnick who might be the best bantamweight in the league nobody's heard of... you can count on Tess Valmore praising this one though despite a rocky relationship with Queen Doll Carmen Electra alas Katheryn defies more odds being on the wrong side of 40 again. She grinded Jenny into exhaustion and looks almost embarrassed by it as she tries to help the vanquished blonde back onto her feet. Will Jenny accept the fair gesture? Oh wait, it's Jenny Mac after all so don't bet your house on it...

J-Mac manages to stumble to feet herself, swatting away offer of help by Winnick; who is on lockdown glare from Big Bad Gena Lee Nolin, who is into the ring to help battered Playmate to corner. "Take a walk, Winnick!" snarls Nolin, "We take care of our own!". Then as an ominous afterthought, "Hey Winnick, maybe I'll be seeing you around??”.

Katheryn can only chuckle and shake her head as she shrugs and turns to her own corner, high fiving Kristanna Loken and stablemate Ginny Gardner who have entered the ring to celebrate with the Canadian blonde. A few moments later and a grinning but tired looking Winnick speaks to reporters about her win:

“It’s a big one. It’s huge. I knew I had to survive the first couple of rounds and would be able to wear her down from there…The ‘Mac Attack’ is definitely real guys!” She chuckles. “I’m just glad it worked out for me. It got pretty close in there at some points, but I had a plan and stuck to it. Jenny is a character…but I respect her a lot for plenty of reasons. I hope I look this good when I’m 46…. “ Katheryn ends with a laugh before turning her back to the reporters and waving to the still cheering fans one last time before exiting the ring followed by Dollhouse crew and members.

A big win for Winnick and her fans here tonight, and we can almost feel sorry for Kendra Wilkinson right now who's in line to face the full Mac Attack revenge later this month!

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