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1 May 2001 Claire Danes vs Rachael Leigh Cook

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Rachael Leigh Cook.jpg Claire Danes 05.jpg

BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Originally posted by Simguy on 5/1/2001, 7:20 am.

 

Before: Edgy fight—somebody’s going to get used tonight, and both girls know it. Danes’ debuting under new management (HISC), pretty open about selecting Cook as a stepping stone. Rachael Leigh looking to hand out an initiation, also needs a win to prove she belongs in the top tier of the smallest girls. Cook abandoning her boxing long ago to gain marketability as a slugger can be expected to bring the fight to Danes—should be a good test.

 

Cook in white bra style bikini, Danes in pale blue tankini.

 

During R1: Claire very relaxed, composed early—she read Rachael coming in, dips to the left and clips Cook’s chin with a sweet lead left uppercut that has Rachael wobbly butt early. Danes proceeds to show off her accuracy, pinpointing Rachael’s little chin with short left uppercuts,, then a spearing right cross—Danes pivoting nice to her left after getting off. Cook stunned, on her heels for most of the round, finally shakes it off and gets mitts on body late—just jumping in her punches from the waist, chin up high as Danes sidesteps away. Round to Claire.

 

R2: Rachael still jumping in, twisting her little body side to side, clubbing her wide punches to the body and jawline of her foe as Danes gets overwhelmed early. Claire taking good shot, moving her head, bending at the waist—defence is good, she just can’t get off. Midway through, Cook busies herself about Danes’ breasts, pancaking those puppies with a flurry inside—gets Claire angry and brawling down the stretch. Crowd happy to see them slugging it up midring—girls committing slender bodies and limbs to gorgeous cracks to the head or the hips—neither girl going anywhere in brisk licking trade, Frenzied punching carries on after the bell—Cook takes the round with a sneering smile—she got Danes fighting her fight.

 

R3: Corner steadies Claire, refocuses the blonde—she comes out defensively to her left, clipping chin with practiced precision. Cook staggered once again, falls in to clinch—Danes nice with her feet, turning Rachael with a pivot, cashing in on face with sharp right crosses and that persistent left uppercut—Cook unraveling as the lanky combinations land clear. Claire just working a hurt brunette over, turning Rachael midring, batting with wide left hooks to the body, spearing in the cross and tagging that chin with uppercuts—Cook swooning, staggering forward, still slugging from the hips but getting picked apart as Claire easily punches in between. Rachael avoids the shutout late with sheer tenacity, simply taking punches to land them—with her chin up high, hands down  low, the brunette is just asking to get hurt.

 

R4: Rachael loads up a right—and Danes beats her to the punch with that short left uppercut, sucking the life out of Cook’s little legs. Rachel hurt, discouraged, once again stumbles forward with weak armpunches—Danes pivoting away, picking apart her rival with patient, accurate straight licks. Cook can’t close the distance—Claire always keeping her in the kill zone and the punches start adding up. End of the first minute, Danes slides back, measuring Cook with the left, timing the brunette’s weary churning—Claire suddenly bending I with a straight right hand, beats Cook to the punch—Rachael’s own lifeless right sails over the top as the brunette sinks to her knees! IT’S OVER! Cook on all fours gives it up—Claire Danes pounds out Rachael Leigh Cook in 4 sharp heats.

 

After: Danes with picturesque boxing, takes a wild Rachael Leigh Cook apart and leaves her heartbroken on the canvas after countless smartbomb connects to the chin. Nice fundamental boxing from Danes—good footwork a little defence, terrific accuracy more than power as Cook cooperated mightily with wide, flailing Hail Marys. Cook wide eyed and distraught in ring afterward—loss puts her in a bad position as a pretty, marketable opponent who fights well enough to lose, and she has Danes to thank for that.

 

Reposted 4/10/09.

 

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