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1 May 2009 Malin Akerman vs Jordana Brewster

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 10 months ago

Posted by simguy on 5/1/2009, 7:36 am

 

Before: Pretty ingenues with strong big-screen credentials...just what the bantam division ordered. "Seemed like a good time to make my move," 'Watchmen' star Malin chirps in prefight. "Jordana's kind of a retread - but Fast and Furious did open strong, so it's a chance to pick off a young star while she hot. I see me leapfrogging into the rankings in short order: I'm sleeker and hotter than most of the girls that have been around for awhile - sort of a breath of fresh air. I'm also the antidote to bullies like Olivia Munn: taking her down a peg would be a nice intermediate step after I take care of Jordana."

 

Brewster flashing that trademark bad-girl smirk: pretty brunette not about to let a golden opportunity pass her by...again! "I know I've let things slip through my fingers before," Brewster admits in prefight, "but I feel like the stars are aligning now. My career's back on track, and I'm in the best shape of my life. I'll outclass Malin - teach her what the FCBA's all about, then start moving on the rest of the field. She's a stepping stone - a chance for me to re-introduce myself and got off to a great new start!"

 

Jordana in bright yellow bikini; long black ponytail with bangs; black gloves. Malin in white bikini with royal blue vine-print - ring-connected top/twist-tie bottoms; hair up; white gloves.

During R1: Quickness of Jordana separates her early - she's counterpunching viciously, catching Malin right hands over top blonde left jab. Midway through, Ackerman's legs give a shimmy: Brewster baring her teeth, timing blonde to perfection, hurting her early with sharp-shooting precision.

R2: Ackerman adjusting - using a smart, long jab to control her swift sleek foe - channelling Brewster into harm's way. Malin scoring several strafing right hands and clanging hooks throughout the heat - frequently catching Jordana on the way in - sending brunette out all wobbly-butt. Malin patiently stalking behind her jab, leaning in and fetching Jordana lanky: good slinging power punching sees Ackerman record a 10-8 sans knockdown.

R3: Girls take turns rocking each other: both setting up power with good, quick boxing fundamentals. Malin's right hand streaks across Jordana's chin midway through, nearly dropping Brewster; Jordana's cat-quick hands return the favour when sharp combination punching loosens Malin's knees. Neither lass able to impose her will despite determined efforts: both girls exchanging intense glares after the bell, chests heaving.

R4: Jordana a little more cautious, using her legs to get angles: she starts to give Ackerman real problems in geometry this round. Jordana operating behind a very quick jab - doubling it body/head: brunette sticking and moving early, outclassing blonde from hips down. Midway through, Malin's frustrations lead to openings: Jordana scoring swift right hand leads to chin; mopping up rapid-fire hooks. Jordana loosening up - ponytail swishing side to side as she expertly shifts weight/punches off either foot with either hand. JB showing tremendous poise, class as she polishes tall blonde for points.

R5: Similar stuff for Jordana - darting in and out - using her quickness to take apart her wiry foe. Boxing sets up power: Malin in trouble at the midway point again as Jordana lands sharp right hand counters over blonde jab: Brewster's crisp rights starting to discourage Ackerman from pumping her poke like she needs to. Frisky stuff from Jordana late - just salting away the round with pretty shoe-shinging combinations to blonde tummy and face.

R6: Jordana settling into a nice rhythm, starting to impose her will as minutes pass and both girls start to realize just how much quicker Brewster is. Ackerman gritting her teeth, advancing behind her jab in spots - but she's predictable, walking herself into harsh right hand counters and brisk-batting hooks. Jordana never in one spot for long - she'll quickly sidestep either blonde flank, then curve back in on Malin - constantly keeping her blonde under threat. Ackerman busting up, looking a little shopworn as Jordana's starting to tidy up through 6.

R7: Rangy power from Malin - she sits Jordana down midway through with a sinewy right hand off a jab: Brewster smote to mouth, punched to her buns in a heartbeat - she scrambles quickly back up, but she's blinking in confusion. Scampering final minute as Brewster shamelessly runs for her life: Malin crowing, openly mocking Jordana and hooting at her to 'stand and fight!'

R8: Jordana exacts revenge, shutting Malin out, touching her up in the classiest round of the fight. Several highlight moments for Brewster: the digging left uppercut to sternum 30 seconds in which doubles Malin up; the shifty pull-counter right hand that has Malin steppin' in fence post holes; the numerous ratatat combos that bat away up-torso to finish up polishing Malin's face. Maybe best of all is a machine-precise, piston-quick double right hand Jordana features off her step-right: first punch quickly retracts to shoulder as Jordana resets, then twitches the second punch off before Malin can organize. Heartless brunette face-punching at it's best, has Malin speechless at the bell. PONYLASH! Glorious, wafting swipe of ponytail brushes Malin across her astonished face after the bell; Jordana sauntering away all bad-girl smirking and proud of herself.

R9: Malin more competitive, but Jordana's got this - now just clearly putting pedal to metal and working Ackerman to the finish line. Jordana's output brisk, steady - she comes in off either flank, frequently jabbing or feinting Malin into covering up, then raking slender blonde swifts lefts and rights. Jordana pursing her lips, frowning as she gets off in combinations: small mitts pelting away at besieged blonde as poor Ackerman just rides it out. Malin taking a good shot - perhaps exposing Jordana as a touch under-gunned - but brunette making up for low weight of shot with world-class celebrity quicks.

R10: Jordana stings Malin early with that piston double-right hand in the face: Ackerman compliant - almost meek the rest of the way, just covering up and moping after a bouncy Brewster. Jordana grinning openly when she works her opponent's waistline: frisky lefts and rights chop away in lightning sequences, bunching blonde up all cringing and groaning. Left uppercut off left foot for Brewster finding Malin's solar plexus: blonde grunting, visbily distraught as Jordana gets in there. Quick, double and triple jab roams Malin's torso and head at will: Jordana so quick off the mark - frequently placing her poke before Malin can react. Ackerman punched dizzy as Jordana polishes off the tenth, and a wide UD10 in the bargain.

After: Fast and furious indeed: Easy breezy night in the office, Jordana (scary 2nd and a near disasterous 7th not-withstanding)...Brewster's upbeat in postfight. "Touched her up - kept her on the end my jab - easy fight for me," Jordana beams. "She's rangy, but surprisingly easy to hit: I was bouncing my right hand off her head all night when all she had to do was lean back, you know? Anyway: on to bigger and better. I've always wanted to extract revenge from cheap Leslie Bibb - I'll try to make that fight if I can't strike a money fight in the near term. I've got to stay busy this time: can't let lesser girls pass me by again!"

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