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1 May 2009 Sienna Miller vs Michelle Williams

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 11 months ago

Posted by simguy on 5/1/2009, 7:49 am

Site: U.K.

 

 

Before: "Send in the Spitfires!" British tabloids shriek - referring to the need for a higher class of fighter to meet the threat of Mish and Kris. "It was pure folly to allow Rachel to fight Michelle," Sienna explains as though to a class of 3rd graders in prefight. "Stevens is half in the bag for Mish - everyone knows that: the fight was a foregone conclusion. I'm made of altogether sterner stuff. This woman shall be beaten, and sent packing!"

 

Williams mugging for cameras and enjoying being the lout: when she's pushing buttons, she's winning fights. "Miller goes out early," Williams predicts. "Look at those knobby knees of hers - they won't stand up to determined punching. Can't wait fellahs: when I know a knockout's coming - I just want to get there, you know?"

 

Sienna in pastel rainbow bandeau bikini with ring connector at jug; small white mitts; hair up in messy beach twist. Mish in zebra print twist tie top and bottoms; small black gloves; hair in fierce blonde tousle. "Brawl at the Hall" - Royal Albert Hall the venue.

During R1: Mish countering at the open - staying low, bobbing on the spot, then winging back hell at Sienna's head. Works wonders - Miller prodding away jabs, right hand characteristically low: she takes several clobbering blasts upside the head, weakening her knees/breaking her stance at minute mark. Miller wide-eyed, wobbling around - she's pushing out don't-hurt-me rights and lefts, trying to ward Mish off: Williams in menacing crouch, stalking her prey. Lusty, winging shots - Mish leaving her feet at times - small mitts bouncing off Sienna's shoulders and skull: even when not landing, Michelle's spooking Sienna off-balance with sheer venom. Final minute, Mish stampedes Sienna to ropes, pushes in close with her head. Williams digging to paunch - just pushing on Sienna to secure her/pin her down...the right hand pumping methodically to flat British paunch. Sienna ashen faced, groaning as she clutches as Michelle's shoulders, unable to muscle brawny little American off. Bell: Michelle stuffs home a deep insurance right, bringing in the ref hot.

R2: Miller grimacing, scuffed up top and hurt downstairs: she's already a little shabby off her stool. Mish jogs the ring jugs a-jumpin' - leaping in at the last with a crazy right hand. Sienna leaning away, takes it across her left temple as she's extending arms to push Michelle off - awkward blast sends Miller staggering to her right as Williams regroups to charge. Sienne ragdoll, trying to rally: Mish shoots taller girl's waist, wrapping her up, driving her to ropes all stocky legs a-stampin'. Sienna's head whiplashing sadly, limbs weaky - crowd screaming as Michelle's planting herself at ropes again, ready to do harm. Digging rights to body; brawny forklift chest-ups as Mish reaches under Sienna's arms to prop her up; free-swinging wallop upside the head. Sienna going limp, staring - she's just being stacked and battered - limber body slumping into ropes. Mish just giddy - loving the romp: nothing fancy as she's got great position in underneath Sienna, stackin' and whackin' her senseless. Right hand turns Miller's head aside, pounds mouthpiece off teeth: Sienna's head lolls back into position as slender girl goes out on her feet. STOP THE FIGHT REF! Miller helpless as Mish props her up, then gives her extra: Mish plowing home three more short, brutal rights to Sienna's sleepy face before official jumps in. Savage TKO2, Michelle Williams.

After: Williams resplendent - blowing kisses and jogging the ring all smiles and bounces. Miller sniveling, groggy, weepy: battered senseless in the rudest possible fashion tonight. After congrats and hugs, Mish greedily stomps to British corner, shoving a whining Miller-to, and mounting her. Mish crowing into the boos - both arms up in a wide V as she leans hips-in on Sienna, turning that battered British face aside. Wiliams basking - fisting her hands in Sienna's dampened mane; pushing hands on Sienna's shoulders, or pulling Sienna's slender arms up by the wrists. Hard to watch - Miller often thought to be an under-rated blonde in the Lohan class, but she's shabbily treated by a rampaging Mish tonight.

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