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1 May 2011 Jordana Brewster vs Elsa Pataky

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Elsa Pataky.jpg

 

BOXING ON THE BEACH: BRAZIL

 

Posted by simguy on 5/1/2011, 10:09 am

 

BEFORE: (Rio De Janeiro) Jordana hard-eyed in prefight. "I told Elsa that if she tried to move against me in the FCBA, that she'd be very, very sorry," Brewster relates in prefight. "I'm too fast, too furious for this girl, and she should know it: I've been kicking her buns in sparring all through our shoot!" Pataky eager to compete - young Spanish phenom thought to be the best mediterranean fighter since Pene Cruz, and itching to prove it. "Jordana's body cannot take my punches!" Elsa gloats in prefight. "But she is only my entre to the FCBA. I want to dominate Cruz on US soil, and take away some of the lustre from Olivia Wilde. Jessica Alba is ready to be taken as well - so many opportunities, so little time!" Jordana in white bikini with densely arranged royal blue flower print; small white gloves; long black hair loose, tangly. Elsa in scarlet bikini; small black gloves; long blonde ponytail with strand-bangs bracketing face. Rio beach venue - standard ring set up on sand; bleachers.

During R1: Crisp two-way exchanges - both girls flashing quick swipe-across hooks/darting right hands; dipping head movement; springy legs but feet set to punch. Second minute - Elsa dippin' n' diggin'...she rises up into a jagged right uppercut to Jordana's sternum, allowing her to beat Jordana to hooks. Brewster's chin toggled, knees unhinged...she's stepping funky, trying to regroup. Blonde girl hops after her brunette, tanning Brewster's flanks right/left/right...Jordana groaning, covering up hurrrrt! Hooks dig in behind JB's right elbow - Pataky up on her left (lead) leg, really sinking in there. Jordana staggers to ropes, turning to put her left shoulder against cables as she turtles. Pataky leans in close - left hand braced against Jordana's right shoulder; right hand PITCHIN' in the body shots. Oh the humanity - Elsa Pataky getting up into Jordana's midsection - blonde girl pump-pump-PUMPING in right hands and BREWSTER GOES DOWN! Whining descent, Brewster: she's on her haunches, leaning into ropes, desperately trying to catch her breath as ref pushes aggressive Spaniard back. Brewster beats the count shabby, covering up mitts-at-temples: Elsa with a good 45 seconds to rip away rights and lefts, scouring Jordana's toned ribcage to bell!

R2: Elsa light on her toes, roaming to her left: Pataky left jabs kiss at Jordana's face as blonde girl circles lithe. Brewster grumpy, getting touched...she's stalking Elsa, trying to jab-with, but getting outboxed. Sporadic exchanges generally see Elsa get off first and last, neatly bookending Jordana to get the better of trades. Pataky grinning to her corner, blowing kisses to fans: Elsa holding her own with the crowd against the better-known Brewster.

R3: Brewster gets the jab pumping, chipping away on Elsa's beautiful face. Brewster leaning in to scoop right hands amidships, then trading wicked hooks to chin as both girls swipe 'em across tidy. Fighters edge in via left shoulders, bumping to set up short, jagged right uppercuts and left hooks...Jordana slowly fighting her way back into the mix as Elsa gets outhit.

R4: Similar stuff - classy jabs outside, leading to tidy work shoulder to shoulder. Inside, Brewster starting to clean up a bit - snatching small mitts off Elsa's waist/ribs; kissing Elsa the jerking little right uppercut; hooking Elsa's tits and mouth. Pataky tossing the same tightly-grouped combinations inside, just getting outworked by more accurate, better-defending Jordana.

R5: Same again, Jordana able to establish rhythm, pace to her liking. Outside, Jordana's jab nibbling and spanking at Elsa's face, lumping blonde girl up nicely. Inside - girls bump shoulders, work both hands body/head...crowd-pleasing stuff has knowledgeable Brazilian fans roaring. Brewster busier - whirling her mitts in palm-down patterns to carve in behind Elsa's elbows, backing blonde girl up. Jordana's nippy right uppercut routinely locating Elsa's chin inside, and hooks range freely tummy to cheek on Pataky's luscious chassis.

R6: Same again - Pataky competitive outside or in, but falling into rhythms of Jordana's choosing. Fighters setting a withering latina pace at close quarters - left shoulders/chicken-wing left elbows nudging and prodding, setting up the work. Small mitts digging in PIK! PAK! to toned ribcages/tummies...girls in near-constant contant as they work underneath. Jordana separating herself with carving right uppercuts in tight to Elsa's chin...blonde girl always getting picked up, startled as brunette bumps and nudges for fresh positions.

R7: Same classy fare, only this time a digging right/left uppercut sequence trouble Jordana midway through, momentarily stealing her legs. Brewster's output coming in trickles...she's hurt in her midsection, just trying to lean in and crowd-close. Elsa panting in the heat - bumping her left shoulder into Jordana's tits, then swat-swatting her breakdbasket right/left, cashing in the short right uppercut as the pay-off. Elsa stepping Jordana around, working her over...tasty stuff under a hot Brazilian sun as Pataky steals the initiative.

R8: Left uppercut gouges at Elsa's solar plexus...blonde girl gasping, visibly agonized...she blunders forward, looking to clinch. Jordana sliding back in good order, check-jabbing Elsa's tits en-route...Brewster keeping distance, walking Elsa into drilling right hands to mouth as blonde girl baby-steps into harm's way. Vicious outside-in right uppercut picks up Elsa's chin...her legs give way, spilling her past Jordana's left shoulder to hit chest-first to ropes. Brewster turning, attacking as Pataky rights herself groggy: sweeping sidearm right takes Elsa loud above left hip, winning a shout of pain from lovely blonde. Elsa hurt, turning her right shoulder into ropes, reaching her left in under Jordana's right...loose configuration can't stop Brewster from unleashing. JB: wide stance; right hand hacking palm-down outside Elsa's left to get after those pinkened ribs; digging palm-up left taking Pataky in her breasts/belly. WHAT A PACE SUSTAINED BY JORDANA! Once her feet are set, she's just leaning forward onto Elsa, letting the hands go...withering tic-toc beat rips at Pataky's chassis - small mitts spanking at tanned blonde beef and the REF STEPS IN! TKO8 Jordana Brewster!

After: Brewster panting, hands on hips - tremendous final burst enough to subjugate a willing Elsa Pataky at last. Brewster glaring/pouting furiously...she's stalking in the vicinity of poor Elsa as Pataky's being supported by the ref. Satisfied Elsa's helpless, Jordana eventually consents to in-ring interview. "Good fight - she learned a lot from our hard-sparring, but I knew she wasn't on my level. Elsa's got a future I think, but the present belongs to Jordana Brewster. I like the names she was throwing around, and I'm in better position to get them. I'm looking at you, Olivia Wilde. You want to own the summer? Come and get it!"

 

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