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1 Oct 2004 (Title) Ch Jennifer Garner vs Charlize Theron (V)

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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (V)

 

UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE  by simguy 10-1-04

 

Super fight worthy of the name - consensus pound for pound champ Garner versus hall of famer Charlize Theron for all the marbles at lightweight. "I'm a student of the game," says Garner in pre-fight, "and I know that Biel's reign was diminished by not dealing with Charlize. I'm not going to make that mistake because after this fight, I want fans to be able to say: 'Jennifer Garner's the best fighter in boxing.' I don't know if there really IS an 'old' FCBA or a 'new' one - but whatever - I want to be queen of whatever hill you've got going."

 

Charlize back in the big dance at last - been a long hard road for the former multi-time titlist. Last big fight she won may have been the defeat of Cat Bell earlier in the year - since then, Golden Girl has struggled. "It's been a little frustrating," admits Charlize. "I blame myself for not getting up for the kinds of opponents I was getting and I sort of 'gifted' undeserving girls some cheap wins. Jenny's not getting a pass - I'm taking back what's mine and restoring a little majesty to a crown that quite frankly has been a little tarnished lately."

 

Unflinching stare down - Jenny's head tilted up a little as she gets in Charlize' grill - each close enough to breath in hot exhaust from the other.

 

Cream bikini Charlize, neon blue bra style sport bikini Jenny G.

 

Rd 1: Bracing jab issued by Charlize, left arm loose and rangy - she steps it in hard, steps to the right, feints, steps it in again and pivots left. Garner out at the end of the punch, right hand at her cheek ready to parry - she's trying to come forward, then easing back out under heavy fire, just negotiating distance with Charlize. Final minute - Garner stooping and reaching jabs to Charlize' tummy - Theron standing back tall, brushing the offending mitt off her abdomen with a sweeping right hand. Tactical first to Theron, long legs dictating a little, fine jab telling Garner what she can and can't do.

 

Rd 2: Girls jabbing each other midring - Theron leans into a long right hand - Garner dipping under it and answering back a clanging left hook and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! CT with a staring look of shock, eyelashes fluttering - she steps back from wallop and nearly takes a seat. Theron stumbles into the ropes all ragdoll - Garner moves in brawny. Garner icy-eyed as she sorts out Theron's waist a pair of tough digging hooks, then shoulders the taller girl upright. Theron hands up, rolling her torso, bending at the waist. Garner merciless, leaning left to loop a swinging hook in behind that elbow, spanking away at the liver, then coming up the middle with fish-hook lefts to dig up Theron's chest and tummy. Theron labouring, open mouthed - she's trying to roll and twist into licking counter-lefts off the ropes. CRASHING HOOK! Jenny spins Charlize' head as collision of lefts goes champ's way - Theron momentarily loosened up, bending far forward and Garner REEFS at that exposed right side, getting up into tender ribs with gorgeous tearing hooks. Theron groaning, soaking it up hard and clean and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Theron rolling to her back, knees curled up, hugging herself in agony - gasping, incoherent whispers on shellshocked lips. CT stomping her foot while on her back, willing herself to recover - she beats the count but LOOK at her: head lolling, eyes half closed, mouth open and ON COMES JEN! PULSING bombardment up the middle, straight lefts and rights crisscrossing to pancake those Oscar-winning titties: Jen taking ownership with every ram-stamping impact! Charlize slumping slack-jawed to a seat - punches now POUNDING off her face, busting her up. THERON SLIDES TO HER BUTT! Charlize sitting there, knees up at her chest, then lowering as her legs slowly extend flat, arms draped over the bottom rope. Crowd counts with the ref as the 10 count passes her by and IT'S OVER! KO2 Jennifer Garner in astonishing fashion as Theron can't get off her ass!

 

After: Theron's torso starting to shudder with tears at '8' as she realizes she can't beat the count - she rolls to her back when it's all over, backs of her hands on her face, occasionally stomping one foot on the canvas as numbing body shots work their way through her system. Garner strutting, prancing - hands high, dimply, fresh-faced exultation as she turns super-fight into super rout.

 

"I'm in shock," Jenny says, fanning herself with an open hand. "I never dreamed she'd go out! Seriously, we trained for ten hard rounds; we trained for a last half in which I'd probably be down on the cards and had to rally; I mean...we beat this girl in the gym. I trained to beat a goddess and a goddam ordinary human being showed up!"

 

Tractorpull freelancer struggling to quantify the accomplishment. "Garner's always had trouble living up to the huge expectations of her but right now, she's probably OVERachieving - if that's possible. She was perfect tonight - not a lot of fighters ever get to say that."

 

Top it all off - Janet Jones gets into a tawdry pushing match with Sharon Stone as cameras roll - self-serving blondes already positioning for the inevitable head-lopping to come.

 

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