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10 January 2004 Beyonce Knowles vs Jenny O'Dell

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 2 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy in 1/10/2004, 8:41 am.

 

Before L Jenny addresses the recent weight controversy shaking the FCBA. “it’s not really news,” says the blonde, tossing her hair. “When a girl lacks confidence in her skills, she tries to come in beefy—Beyonce’s not the first and she won’t be the last. Charlize Theron did it for years, Liv Tyler, Gena Lee Nolin—the list goes on and on. But you know what? Beef doesn’t always get it done. Cameron Diaz just wailed Theron, Claire Danes had Eliza down and ready to go—good fighters beat big fighters all the time. It’s no different this time—Beyonce will starve herself to make 130, come in probably 10-15 pounds heavier and I’ll be that’ll be enough to handle Knowles.” Jungle motif for the fight—Jenny in her tan faux skin two piece from “Lost World”, Beyonce in retro, leopard print bikini from the 60s, halter style top, low cut but full coverage bottoms, hoop connections hip and tit.

 

During R1: Jenny unveils the plan early: rigid if robotic jab, shuffling step to the left—just enough lateral movement to keep Beyonce from setting, Knowles edging forward, but getting beaten to punches—Jenny doing a good job touching her girls up, placing right hands, moving to the side, Beyonce with lead power right hands, stepping in and throwing ‘em hard to torso—O’Dell fading back to take the thump off these heavy handed blows, Conservative round to Jenny—legs and jab have her in control.

 

R2: Jenny putting the entire menu into place—going through her checklist for this fight. Midring? Check. Be first with the jab? Check. Spot the right hand clean up the middle? Check. Go to Beyonce’s glorious tummy and glossy ribs with rugged, two handed body work? Check and check. Beyonce busted up a little thius round, looking worked-on—Jenny’s setting a brisk pace, going at Beyonce’s midsection with determination, turning the popstar around the ring. Goes as a shutout O’Dell—Beyonce clearly frustrated by the blonde’s well conceived plan and execution.

 

R3: Jenny adding a few Cat Bell touches. O’Dell will shoot her jab over Beyonce’s right shoulder, aborting Knowles’ lethal right hand, and counter with a choppy little right blunt on the jaw. Knowles taking a good shot—but these are crowd-pleasing smacks—Jenny getting her whole body in behind as she steps to Knowles’ chin. Beyonce not shutout this round—scoring the odd right roundhouse against the body or driving right to the upperchest—bit so far Knowles can’t get Jen up against the ropes to properly savage her.

 

R4: First minute—Jenny trading toe to toe and it costs her—Knowles cashing in a pounding right to the tip of Jenny’s chin in a rousing two way flurry—blonde’s legs give a shimmy, O’Dell backs into the ropes, earmuffs up. Knowles businesslike—stepping to Jen and palming her shoulders, dipping side to side to pull in wallop amidships, then hoisting full-blooded uppercuts to split Jenny’s gloves, O’Dell under siege, grimacing, but alert—she’s blocking a lot of shots, bending forward and back, turning her torso to roll blows—it’s a nice defensive effort from someone more known for the straight ahead romp. Good bell to bell heat for Knowles though—she keeps Jenny pinned down, works extravagantly about the hips and waist, has O’Dell wincing at the bell.

 

R5: Jenny with the long, strong jab, pouncing back Beyonce’s face. Halting her in her tracks as Knowles tries to force the front door—actress bringing singer to heel midring, frustrating her, beating her to punches and setting her up. Second minute—Knowles starting to unravel—Jenny pounding away head and breadbasket, scoring a very high connect percentage—Beyonce wobbling, reaching to tie up and blonde takes advantage. Jen loving it to the body, really pinning her ears back and strapping Knowles’ ribs and stomach, then loping back as groaning Beyonce falls forward, walking into crisp counter uppercuts and check hooks. When Knowles stops and covers up—Jen gets back, walks Beyonce into a gorgeous right uppie: Knowles’ drowsy face pounded up and back, body limp as she straightens, turns and wanders away! Jenny ON her girl, slobberknocking lefts and rights raining down head and shoulders, driving Beyonce sideways to the ropes, Knowles hands up, palm out, plaintive as Jenny sets her feet, grits her teeth and starts driving in straight lefts and rights with a crisscross delivery, pounding Beyonce’s pretty face, leaving her destitute and oh yeah: knocking her out on her feet. Ref steps in to protect a defenceless and battered Knowles—TKO5 Jenny O’Dell.

 

After: Jenny makes good on pre-fight ‘tude—smaller, fitter woman just roasting her voluptuous opponent, but doing it smart—rarely letting Knowles set her ffeet and get off strong. Jenny smiling, happy and sweaty in victory. “I did exactly what we wanted to do in this fight,” bubbles the blonde. “I took away Beyonce’s power with my movement and jab, I went to the body, I outworked her and set a high tempo to wear her out, She was breathing pretty hard after I started punching her body in the second—I mean, come on—you’ve GOT to be better than that. Come in fat if you want—I’d rather be fit and hungry for a fight.”

 

Reposted by Archer 1/9/10.

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