Posted by Simguy on 7/10/2003, 7:19 am.

Before: Cuthbert anxious to savage an old Canadian rival--Doig voted the sexiest female star in Canada 2001--she’s a prime target north of the border. “It’s gonna be great,” Elisha gushes, “her dark exotic looks, my beautiful blonde curves--my American fans are gonna love seeing me with Lexa.” Doig a stylist puncher boxer who moves up from 110 whenever it suits her, looks great on the posters but as one HBO skeptic says.
Can she fight?” Cuthbert to ask that same question in the ring. Elisha in pea green bikini top, white battle skirt over white bikini bottoms--Lexa in black bikini lingerie (exactly the same style as worn by brunette Miller Lite catfight girl). Hot stare down, Doig tilting her head and glaring, ‘Lishy grinning back.

During R1: Blistering pace early as Cuthbert charges the ring, backs Doig to the ropes and goes to her furious. ‘Lishy weight forward, ears pinned back, hauling leather into Doigs back, belly and breasts. Lexa presenting her left side, closed up tight--she’s turning on vicious right uppercuts jerky to jug--working inside wide blonde strokes. Intense two-way ends as Cuthbert steps out, regroups at midring, Elisha attacks again--Doig closing up, getting her shoulder into the blonde and slashing back and forth erupts again--girls just taking heartless, rending rips at each other in spanking turns. Doig standing her ground, slashing hooks across Lishy’s tanned gut and bulging jug--Cuthbert hooking tit herself and turning over the right hand up top. Again, Lexa fitting her counters in, getting the better of it, backing Cuthbert off, Lisha walking around, then diving in again with an overhand right--Doig blocking and rolling to absorb it high, then answering a chin-checking right uppercut and ELISHA’S WOOZY! Cuthbert stung, stupefied--Doug sails into her, backing her up with whistling lefts and rights, following through with her shoulder on tight, slinging shots, battering Cuthbert into the ropes. Doig squares up, chugs into “Lishy tidy rack, straightening the blonde, then turning over the punches to poun d face. Blonde stupid with punishment, sagging into the ropes, staring into blows AND THE REF STEPS IN! Groggy Lisha blubbering “NO!”--seething Doig snarling, thrusting her hands high--Good Lord, TKO1 Lexa Doig.

After: Krusher protest as the ref is cornered and berated--Doig stunning Elisha and piling on--apparently scaring the ref with her hardhearted treatment of a helpless blonde. “She was helping herself,” says the ref on camera of Doig, “doing what she wanted--Ms. Cuthbert wasn’t answering back. Ms. Doig began to partake of Ms. Cuthbert’s breasts and generally that can’t happen when a woman is able to defend herself--I thought it prudent to step in before serious damage could accumulate.” Cuthbert sobbing on her stool--she tries to rise as Doig  stomps angrily over, only to be shoved back down rough--Lexa pushing brawny on the blonde’s shoulders. Lexa snarling to Janet--”Clean her up, get her ready--I’m not done with this tramp. I want her again.” No word at press time as t whether or not the feeling is mutual.”

Reposted by Archer 6/9/11.