Originally posted by Simguy on 7/10/2003, 7:28 am

Before: Familiar territory for Carmen—how many young, nubile opponents have come looking foe Electra, wanting to get that notch in their belts? “I want everything Carmen’s got, except with more credibility out of the ring,” sneers Kaley in prefight/ “I’ll be honest—I want to hurt her, shame her, take her BSE contract—all of it. The cracks are totally showing in Carmen’s game. I’m too young, too pretty, too athletic for her to handle at this point. I think people are going to be really surprised at what I do with her.”

Electra having a great year, brawling her way up off the beach, but suffering a setback in her last bout—she knows she can’t afford to get bumped by an ingénue in this one.

Electra in black FHM bikini, teal strings, Kaley in pink bikini, sport cut top.

During R1-3: Cuoco good as advertised early, matching Carmen’s speed, but beating her to punches and using lithe height and reach to counter Electra’s ballistic rushes. Jabs constantly catching Electra coming in, breaking her rhythm—Cuoco tidying up with sharp right hands from the shoulder and swinging hooks, smack-smack-smacking Electra about the gave and backing her off. Kaley showing a mature commitment to body punching—digging dutiful hooks in behind the elbow a bang-bang one-twos up top. Electra off balance, concerned—she doesn’t look like the veteran early as Kaley out-competes her for 3 straight heats.

R4: Kaley drawing cheers from the crowd as she motors left while spiking the jab against Electra’s world class rack—Carmen sputtering, unable to get off as Cuoco pretties her up early. Midway through—Electra weaving side to side, hands tight to her chest, moving her head well—she finally gets to Cuoco with sharp punching from the weave, backing the kid off and forcing Kaley to step out.

R5: Electra showing some veteran savvy—jabbing at the longer girl, going body and head with it, mixing up angles on Kaley. Stern right hands from Carmen flow from the stick-work, catching Cuoco clean—kid backing out, eyes showing a little respect as she feels Electra’s pop. Carm’s only getting one at a time though—landing, straightening to admire her handiwork—she’d letting Cuoco recover and use the ring.

R6,7.8: Kaley Cuoco shines up Carmen Electra minute after minute, round after round, tennis player grinding up the clock with beautiful consistent boxing. Kaley leggy as they come, bounding along the perimeter, stopping on a dime, running Electra into punches. Jabbing to circle right or left—Kaley grooves right hands in over Carmen’s mitts, spanking face, driving Electra back. Toe to toe—Kaley setting the table with her jab and hustling punches to Carmen’s luscious orbs—Electra beaten back time and again as the younger, hungrier vixen just won’t let up. Big smile after 8 for Kaley—she’s running up the score, running the older beauty ragged with combination of boxing smarts and ghood old fashioned grit/

R9: Electra grim, eyes puffy, she comes out to harm Cuoco this round. Carmen stalking, hands at her chest, punching hard power out of her side to side weave and she’s chipping away at Cuoco’s chin. Kaley retreating, getting caught—she’s having trouble keeping her distance as Electra’s more insistent about stepping with and punching—Carm finally getting the 3^rd and 4^th strike over. Electra getting a swinging hook into Kaley’s flat breadbasket as kid leaps right—Cuoco running out of ring, looking fatigued for the first time. Down the stretch, Electra with short, compact punches off her chest—all body behind the strokes, crouches under Cuoco’s brushing one-two, explodes back up to rip a hook across the chops and DOWN GOES KALEY! Pretty Cuoco on her haunches, back to the ropes—bitter Electra cuffs a cheap late hand as the ref rushes in. KC beats the beat, but she’s shabby—Electra reeling her in.

R10: Pressure from Electra, reeling retreat from Cuoco whose legs just aren’t back. Carmen dipping her upperbody as she advances, slipping Kaley’s tired jab, rocketing back with vicious spiteful punches out of the weave, driving the kid ropeside. Hungry body work as Carmen ducks in close, gets her head under Kaley’s chin and gives that tummy a delicious work out—Kaley’s face going all sleepy as she soaks up the mugging. Electra’s shoulders rotating, legs flexing—she beats Kaley’s butt into the ropes, stopping the lithe blonde forward. UPPERCUTS! Electra standing up in the stirrups, picking up Kaley’s chest and chin with tight lefts and rights, all body and legs powering the blows and CUOCO GOES DOWN! Kaley spilling to the mat—Electra hooting in triumph and it’s OVER! KO10 Harmin’Carmen Electra!

After: Electra partying up—getting feted by her corner, but check out her busted up eyes and weary body—Cuoco nearly pulled it off. Kaley impressing all with her athleticism and youthful vigor, but Electra showed why she’s been on top the bimbo heap for nearly a decade with this gutsy effort. “Pure punk,” Electra graciously says of her vanquished foe. “Kaley’s a dime a dozen. Way she was talking, I thought I’d get a work out in at least. Where do they get these kids?”

Reposted by Archer 7/19/09.