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10 July 2008 Elisha Cuthbert vs Britney Spears

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Part 1

 

 

Posted by simguy on 7/10/2008, 11:36 pm

 


Before: "Elisha's never gone out easy," Britney admits, "she's tough, determined...and just good enough to lose. What I mean by that is she's always giving elite fighters hard fights, but you look at the record and you see she usually gives it up in the end. I'll outlast this girl. I know I'm tougher, I know I'm more determined when things get hard. As the fight goes on, she's going to know that too." Cuthbert anxious to assume the lofty position vacated by Dani Fishel as the premiere little pressure fighter in the game: no better testing ground for that claim than Britney Spears. "Britney may have Dani-busting power in her mitts," Elisha concedes, "but she needs to up-gun big time to handle MY heat. When I'm hot and in shape, there's not another bantamweight alive who can swap shots with me. Britney's getting her ass beaten - believe it!" Tanned, healthy Britney sporting the white bikini with word-print and red highlights she sported at Mel's beach retreat; playful beach ponytail; white gloves. Cuthbert in navy bikini, white gloves.

During R1: Britney immediately to ropes, inviting Cuthbert on in. Elisha crouching, dukes at her chest as she bobs her way forward, then comes up hooking. Big spank sounding out from Spears' right flank and paunch: Elisha grunting as she muscles in thick, whacking shots. Spears relaxed, dukes up: after taking a few - she slow-rolls to her left, dips, then licks a tart left uppercut against Elisha's tummy, leaning back into ropes on follow through. Cuthbert well-smote, but giving no ground: she's back with a jamming straight right up top, punching Britney's head to the side. Spears folds forward, face in gloves - supple at the waist as she bends low, rotates her torso under the swish of Cuthbert's angry lefts and rights. That's the way of it - Elisha throwing more; mixing straight, jamming punches with curling, clubbing blows head and body both; Spears choosier, but landing healthy, spanking counters, scoring heavily to Elisha's tummy and tits. Bell: rousing applause for both women as fight resembles Dani/Britney in ferocity and volume.

R2: Elisha crosses the ring: Britney sets up, waits on the ropes. Cuthbert crowding close in her crouch, popping her hips and welting Britney's waist a triumphant hook: 'Lish ripping 'em into beef, then bringing the mitt back to her own chest to reset/crouch. Spears frowning, hands up near her face as her tummy takes a pounding: she reaches for Cuthbert's head and left arm, pulling the girl in close. Twisting Cuthbert with the left arm behind Lishy's head - Spears muscles Cuthbert to ropes, then presses in chin over Elisha's left shoulder, pinning her down while plugging shoving right hands into straining Cuthbert paunch. Ref's break: enraged Cuthbert swings her way off the ropes: Spears leans back, dips low, reaches in around Cuthbert's waist and calmly bears her back to ropes, tucking in rights to tummy while cuddling. Ref's break - Cuthbert more patient this time: right hand at her cheek while pumping jabs, stepping forward in organized stance. Spears parries poke with either hand/either shoulder - VERY cute and supple, the way she just dips and slaps at Elisha's incoming. Spears retreating across the ring, hitting ropes - she reaches her left hand in behind Cuthbert's head as Elisha bulls in, chugging away both guns blazing to tummy. Britney cuddles up, smothering the offence, then turrrrns Elisha slowly into ropes, whacking her a swatting right to paunch, then a quick right uppercut to chin from in close. Cuthbert momentarily stunned, but blazing right back, dragging both mitts back and forth across Britney's jugs. Spears dips, puts her left shoulder into 'Lishy's chest, bodies her into ropes, cuffs her paunch right/left, shifts weight to right (back) foot to cuff Lishy's face a hook. Voluptuous back and forth - Britney managing Elisha's body weight beautifully; Cuthbert competing effectively with sheer volume and savagery of punching.

R3: Spears meets Elisha midring, slips some shots, reaches in under Cuthbert's arms to cuddle up. Method to Britney's madness: she's bigger, she's making Elisha struggle against those rounded limbs and womanly paunch, coaxing maximum effort from Elisha. Cuthbert's face red with effort, teeth bared, eyes shut tight as she strains to walk Britney backwards, pushing into her rival, wedging her elbows down inside Britney's embrace to break the clinches. Elisha's reward for driving Spears the length of the ring? Cuffs and clouts as Brit relaxes in the pocket. Britney swatting at 'Lish, turning with the punch on follow through and covering up on either side: very difficult for Elisha to punch-with and catch Spears. Cuthbert's toned legs/backside humming with effort of standing her ground and absorbing the odd stout chin-check: she's stubborn though, willing to take in order to pound at Britney. Thick two way shellack - crowd roaring throughout as leather spanks meaty off tanned blonde frames.

R4: Same again - action at the ropes, Elisha on top - Cuthbert making little adjustments. She's popping Brit a stubby jab in close - just to deny Spears' clinches and keep the initiative. Spears rolls to her right when jabbed: Cuthbert able to bounce chopping right hands off the exposed ribcage; hook Britney tummy and tits while Spears rests against ropes. Britney sliding her left hand in behind Cuthbert's head: Elisha punishes Britney's breasts with close-in scrub, trying to discourage the clinch. Late the round - Britney's migrated into her home corner: Cuthbert reaches in, using both arms to wrap up Brit's right arm, jamming her right shoulder in Brit's chest and PLOWING Britney tuff shoulder blocks. Cuthbert's buttocks ringing, curvy legs stamping as she stuffs herself into Britney. Spears badly jostled - head whiplashing back and forth: mouthpiece shoots off Spears teeth from the rough ragdolling. Ref finally pushes in, issuing a stern warning to seething Elisha. Enraged Britney shouting "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Cuthbert screaming back "I TAKE WHATEVER I WANT!"

 

 

Cuthbert/Spears conc.

 

Posted by simguy on 7/10/2008, 11:36 pm, in reply to "Britney Spears vs Elisha Cuthbert part 1"

 

R5: Britney bodies up midring again, just digging in and making Cuthbert work hard to walk her back. Ropes: Spears absorbing punishment across her waist - then she pulls Elisha in, twists her to ropes. Spears on top - she cuffs at Cuthbert's paunch with both hands, then tilts onto right (back) foot to swipe the tight hook to face. Elisha punished, then slugging HER way off the ropes: Britney punched into ropes, calmly covers up, rolls her torso, absorbing body blows until she can tie up once again. Muscular back and forth; tummy, thighs and backsides all trembling in clinches, straining with the hard work of shoving the opponent around. Anytime Cuthbert can get Britney's back to turnbuckles, she's reaching in, wrapping up around one arm, jamming the shoulder to chest and stuffing away until ref stops her. Spears rubbing the heel of her right hand against her outraged chest, shouting at the ref to "DO something!"

R6: Britney a little less active - holding and hitting occasionally, but mostly holding for ref's breaks. Cuthbert continuing to square up, jab Britney into covered up positions, then club away at her brazen. Cuthbert getting brawny - reaching in under Britney's arms, stamping to stack her up, then beating her torso. Up top, Cuthbert trying to clout Britney's face off tough shoulder bumps or stack-ups - hoping to catch Spears before she's organized. Down the stretch, Spears just rotating her torso, earmuffing up and BRITNEY TAKES A KNEE! Elisha's non-stop bombardment finally forces Spears to take a breather: Britney panting, flushed as she accepts the 8.

R7: Britney trying to potshot off the ropes - cute little lead right hands, then slick swatting hooks - then she'll edge her right shoulder into ropes, leaning away from Cuthbert. Brit: right under her chin, left across her gut, left shoulder pointed at Cuthbert. Elisha: jabbing at Brit's left shoulder/tit, then hooking her jugs/face, then mauling her with overhand rights and brawling lefts until Spears can tie up. Over-excted Elisha occasionally smothering her own attack, getting tummy to tummy with Britney: Spears expertly popping her hips, rolling Cuthbert over to put Elisha's back to ropes. Elisha responding with muscle of her own - reaching her right hand in under Britney's left arm and turrrrnning Brit into ropes: constant struggle to be the woman on top. Elisha steadily outhitting Britney with clubbing, chopping, non-stop work; Spears cuffing, even slapping in spots - looking to hold and hit.

R8: Action slows - Elisha still slamming away with Britney covered up ropeside. Spears in peek-a-boo, bending at the waist, rolling her torso. Elisha loading up, popping her hips to REEF hooks against the Spears flank and breadbasket. Gorgeous licks drawing shouts from ringsiders: Spears stoically absorbing, but her motions are slowing. Britney mouth breathing, looking drowsy - covering up on the take, or reaching to clinch. Elisha also systematically clouting at Spears' biceps, pounding at the rounded meat to rob Britney of striking vigor.

R9: Spears engages midring, changing things up: Cuthbert rings a pair of smashing rights off Britney's chin, then jabs her left ear as Spears lays over on her right side, giving ground. Ropes: Britney looking cranky - she swipes the right hand across, laying over on her left side and covering up - accepting a fusillade of blows from jiggling 'Lishy. Cuthbert hammering at Britney - sometimes loading up and swinging her healthiest single-shot haymakers across Spears' quivering gut; sometimes just pushing in with her head down, pumping lefts and rights hup-hup to tummy. Elisha using a good firm shoulder bump to jostle Britney as well, leaving Spears vulnerable to pancaking jug-runs as Elisha slams away both mitts. Bell: Britney visibly drained, shabby as she lurches up off the ropes; she's taking too much punishment from an effervescent Elisha Cuthbert tonight.

R10: Midring, Britney jabs Elisha's face, pushing off the back (right) big toe. Cuthbert responds with head movement, jabs of her own, and vicious right hands ticketed for chin, spooking Spears into retreat. Big, booming right detonates off Britney's tummy as Elisha lunges in and drives down with it: Spears gasping, knees giving way - she does well to back into ropes. Britney covers up earmuff, stooping forward behind her gloves: Elisha stomps into position, grinning as she preps Brit with the left shoulder-bump in the guard, followed by the hellish hook behind the elbow. Spears digs in, curvy legs holding her up: Elisha plows away to both flanks, shaking Britney to her toes, but unable to get the popstar off her feet. Bell: Cuthbert throws her hands in the air, chests up and shouts woo into Britney's stunned, bleak face. Comes back UD10, Cuthbert.

After: Britney hugging herself - she's aching, heartbroken after waves of Elisha Cuthbert tonight. Cuthbert giddy - hugging her associates, dancing little Britney-busting jigs on the spot - she's making no effort to disguise her glee. "This is huge for me," Elisha crows in post fight. "Everyone said I couldn't go right at Britney - that she'd take me apart the way she used to do Dani - but I'm not Dani. I'm bringing more to the ring than Dani ever did, and I'm proving it on Britney Spears. I hope she wants a rematch down the road, because I want to make my mark on Britney. I want to be the girl who finally makes her hang up her trunks - YAH!"
 

 

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