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10 July 2009 Kaley Cuoco vs Brittany Daniel

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Posted by simguy on 7/10/2009, 9:07 am,


BEFORE: "She's gonna feel my thunder to the body," Daniel promises in prefight, "and she is NOT gonna like it. Once I've got her weak in the knees, I'll take her apart at my leisure. Without mobility, Kaley's just a pale imitation of me anyway: she's gonna get a dose of the real thing in this fight. Then, with Kaley out of the way, I'll head straight on in to Biel and reclaim my championship!" Cuoco bristling at the notion of being Brittany's ticket to the title...that and all Daniel's Kaley-killer talk has Cuoco in a frowning mood. "Brittany's been hounding me for months," Kaley says with a glare, "so it's time I slapped her down. Better women than her have tried to beat me down, and they've all gotten their asses handed to them - I can't wait to see what happens when she starts getting chopped up in the exchanges. She's gonna come in a bully, and leave a lamb - THAT'S gonna be fun to watch!"

 

Kaley in black bikini; white gloves; hair in frisky ponytail with bangs. Brittany in leopard print bra style bikini; shoulder length blonde tangles; black gloves.

During R1: DANIEL BANGS RACK! Brit brings it to Kaley's jugs with a sidearm right and a pair of swatting hooks...Cuoco sent scampering back to regroup. Girls circling with identical looks: left hands at hips, rights at chins. When one attacks, the other bends at the waist, slides back, pivots to the side, keeping weight on the right (rear) foot: both vixens pretty slick customers. Darting back and forth...some jabbing, but both girls electing to lead with hooks or sudden right hands off the pounce. Brittany's sidearm right hands to Kaley's body really effective: Daniel pounds out points from the Cuoco torso.

R2: Kaley's springy in-out footwork draws Daniel in: sudden lead hook to chops unhinges Brittany's knees. Kaley shifting weight to front foot to double up hooks in Brit's waist: thick, CHUP! CHUP! impacts sound out from firm blonde beef. Brit moping, hurt behind her gloves: Kaley bobbing side to side, ringing Daniel up frisky right uppercuts off the thigh, or swatting hooks off the hip. Daniel's sturdy frame and curvy legs hold her up: she's well and truly pasted, but takes punches well through 2.

R3: Pouncing pressure from Kaley drives Brit back early, but Daniel measures Cuoco for the counter-hook off the ropes to buzz Kaley's legs. Rampaging follow up to Cuoco's midsection has her clinching for a break: Daniel getting strong on her blonde, walking her to ropes, leaning upon her as ref moves in. All Brittany after first minute - walking Kaley down, punching her a stiff right hand across jugs, then popping hips to hoist hooks up into ribs. Thumping body attack as promised: Kaley cringing, cranky as Brittany takes charge.

R4: Kaley covering up at ropes: Brittany at her with shoulders and brawny arms cycling, just rubbing and bumping apart the guard, then slugging in earnest. Cuoco smote about her face and jugs as Brit lands palm-down, stamping lefts and rights: bit of an early jail-break stuns Kaley, PUTTING HER ON ONE KNEE! Kaley panting, blinking as Daniel struts away grinning: Brittany really showing her strength in stacking Kaley up and beating her down. Cuoco loping the perimeter at the hop, looking to leg out the minutes: Brittany hunting her down, jumping at Kaley's breasts with range-finding hooks, then mauling her as the girls stand toe-to-toe. Hard beat for Kaley: much of the time she's stooped forward behind her mitts, taking it tuff to the ribs and belly as Brittany digs in behind elbows.

R5: Kaley elusive, hopping the perimeter, staying in constant motion. Brittany directing her attacks to Kaley's torso, looking to wear Cuoco down: Kaley knows it, does everything she can to deny Brittany body. Cuoco luring Brit to ropes, slipping a shot then poking back counters off her thighs - just touch-and-go taps scoring to Brittany's face...then Kaley's gone, scooting out to either side. Flashy stuff - Brittany unhurt, but outclassed as Kaley gets herself together.

R6: Brittany continues to stalk her foe, now using the jab to locate Kaley to chest, closing with her and snapping swift rights and lefts off tawny blonde ribcage. Cuoco woofing from body-blows, pushing Brittany off and loping away from her: Kaley grimacing, breathing hard as Daniel lands with authority. Brit's sidearm rights against Kaley's leftside ribs/armpit/pec truly devastating: Daniel's muscular back shredding into relief as she sets and twists into these licks. Kaley trying to keep her distance, but she's getting hammered to the ribs...down the stretch, it's all too much. Series of vicious, cranking Daniel sidearm rights beats Kaley along ropes: Cuoco cringing, slides to her right, then takes a knee. Daniel business like to her corner at the bell, head bowed, eyes staring at canvas in concentration.

R7: Kaley hopping early, hands at her sides as she slips shots, then tries to poke back single-shot counters. Intense pressure from Brittany: she's scooting into position, hooking Kaley's breasts or waist, then beating her right hands in the body. Cuoco groaning, covering up: more and more she's a stationary target, taking punishment along ropes until she can tie Brittany up for ref's breaks. Daniel just being a hard woman here - nothing fancy - going at Kaley bell to bell.

R8,9: Kaley's flat footed, looking disheveled and worn: Brittany able to simply close and get to work. Cuoco in there shoulder to shoulder, trading licks: Brittany forced to work hard for every inch of canvas. Daniel grinding away - bumping her shoulders, scrubbing with her head: she's pumping short, rolling combos to Kaley's tummy, working up-torso to bludgeon that rack. Cuoco backing up, but resolute: she's snapping a good-looking hook at Brittany's head and body - occasionally leaning in to really flurry hard as Daniel's gut. Head to head, Brittany's stronger: Kaley's legs heavy, unable to keep her away from older woman's grim attrition.

R10: Brit walking Kaley down, reaching left arm under Cuoco's right to secure her: Daniel crowds close, works those brutal, plugging right hands into Kaley's midriff and flank. Shoving stuff: these are the punches Brittany used to get past Navi Rawat. Cuoco with no choice but to reply in-kind: she's pushing on Brittany, grunting, left arm 'round Daniel's back while the right fist digs at beef. Brittany just stepping Kaley around, taking her to ropes, pumping at her tummy and ribs with a steady, thumping pace. Kaley's legs give the odd shimmy: she just can't fight this fight with Brit. Cuoco brave - she doesn't bend the knee, she hangs in and competes bell to bell in the trenches, but Daniel takes the round and the fight UD10.

After: Kaley blinking back tears, hugging her battered guts in her corner: young beauty walked down and abused tonight, really hammered into compliance by a determined, hard-bodied veteran. "I knew I was too much for her," Brittany grins, hands on hips in postfight. "I took those tennis-player legs away from her, just like I said I would. I punished her body and owned that ass - that's how you get after Kaley and get her beat! I'm putting Ali Larter and Jessica Biel on notice: what you saw Kaley take tonight is coming to your doorstep...hard!"

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