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10 July 2010 Christina Ricci vs Shakira

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Posted by simguy on 7/10/2010, 9:30 am

BEFORE: Busy little sluggers squaring off - expect punchstat records to fall. "I'll definitely outwork Shakira," Ricci solemnly promises in prefight. "Every punch she has the gall to throw, I'll pitch her back double. That's the way we're gonna get her done - just bury her in leather!" Shak grinning confidently - little Colombian drawing comparisons to early Hayden, current De Ravin for her commitment to ribcage and hectic work rate. "Ricci will be the first of many girls to fall at my fists!" Shak promises at podium. "The era of Shakira is here-a! (cue song as Shak just contain herself. Ricci rolling her eyes at the whole production). Ricci in purple bikini; dirty blonde hair; small black work out gloves. Shakira in tan faux-hide bikini vaguely reminiscent of 1,000,000 BC with its torn edges; small black work out mitts; blonde hair in wild tangly-curls.

During R1: ACTION! Close your eyes and it sounds like half a dozen girls beating wet clay with baseball bats - so many punches are pitched back and forth to sturdy ribcages. Girls faces in tight little grimaces as torsos take a drumming: glorious small-mitt/small girl hup-hup at its chugging best. Hustling back and forth and RICCI GOES DOWN! Chris hurt, cringing, slowly lowering herself panting to one knee: Shakira screeching down at her, then gyrating away with a little pelvic-grind dance of exultation on the spot till ref pushes her away. Shaky 8, Chris Ricci: she digs in, covers up as Shakira barrels in. Shak's face: hungry and ecstastic - mouth open as she pumps left/rights into aching Ricci-gut. Shak pushing on Chris, keeping her ropebound, then working her over - getting up into those jugs all hup-hup-hup. Blistering punishment adminstered like Shakira's trying to scrub rust off a pot! Ricci's curvy legs hold her up but she's one battered, blubbering little vixen at bell.

R2: Shak romps in all puppydogs and bubble-gum: RICCI FITS HER FOR A HOOK! Astounding little check-hook catching Shakira to chin - shunting her a clockwise quarter turn on the spot before she scoots to her buns: Ricci storming to neutral corner all feisty! Blinking 8 Shak: ON COMES RICCI! Thumping payback issued to Colombian breasts - beating so savage Sofia Vergara leaps out of her seat in protest. Systematic beating applied to Shakira's waist - Chris pumping in repeat right hands - then shifting weight to rip in multiple lefts. Shak aghast - weeping and sobbing out...HER curvy legs hold her up as she sponges up a tasty pay-back beating from vengeful Chris. Bell: Ricci scrubs a cheap late right against scoured Shakira-jug...Colombian vixen bleating in shock as ref jumps in.

R3: Shak with a good start - shakes off her hurt and gets after Chris, backing her up with ferocious hup-hup. Ricci firms at ropes, pumps into offending paunch via rapid right/lefts...Chris slugging her way off the ropes, then batting rights upside Shak's head to put HER ropeside. Shakire bullied for a moment, then hooking her way off the ropes - cuffing at paunch/digging in behind Ricci's right elbow to once again show her back the ropes. Hammer and bitter tongs - stubby little vixens laying in mouth on shoulder and just jacking each other up underneath. Midway through, Shakira's really settled in on Ricci's breasts - digging up underneath with short-shrugging lefts and rights - bunching up Ricci-meat. Chris gasping, trying to reverse, but Shakira's found her footing: Li'l Colombian standing her ground more - using left shoulder/elbow to bump Ricci off, then outworking her via non-stop pumping. Chris growing sluggish, agonized - mouth wide open as time and again she tries to clinch, only to be bumped back into ropes ragdoll. Shakira pouring it on! Colombian girl pouring on the hurt as American wilts...poor Christina's guard growing shoddy - face starting to take a pasting as Shak comes off the body. Shakira all a-tremble to get at Chris - punching Ricci's head side to side, pushing into her, pounding at her midsection, picking up those jugs and THE REF STEPS IN! Ricci in stupor - helpless before sustained Colombian onslaught...that's TKO3 in withering fashion, Shakira!

After: Shakira unstoppabe - busting out hip-grinding dance moves midring - even a little Capoeira janga - obviously thrilled to have mowed Ricci down tonight. "As I said," little singer pants when microphones finally track her down, "The first of MANY!"