Posted by Simguy on 7/10/2010, 1:14 pm.

Before: Couple of sweethearts in the mix…individually both are nice; get ‘em together and there’s a little too much blonde heat in the room. Angry faces/pushing in preflight as Kaley doesn’t like Laura’s supposed ‘tude. “She’s pissed because I’m hotter,” Laura fumes at podium, to snorts of derision off camera from Kaley. “I’m tired of always trying to deny it or cover it up: yes, I’m smoking hot; I’m one of the prettiest gorls in the FCBA; DEAL with it. If Cuoco thinks she’s going to get all brawny on me, she can just forget about it: I’m punching hard this year and getting my way more and more often ion the ring. Kaley’s just going to have to make room, ‘cause I’m comin’ up!” Cuoco rolling her eyes, downplaying Laura’s threat-level at every opportunity. “I think the rankings say it all in this case,” Kaley says sweetly, “I’ve beaten Jessica Biel--I’ve taken a championship--I’m a Top 10 name…Laura’s top 30--top 20 on her best days, and she’s beaten Serinda Swan, only Laura could be confused as to which of us is better. don’t worry : “I’ll clear that up for you in the ring! Kaley in fighting black bikini; hair back in brawler’s bun with bangs framing face; white gloves. Laura in electric baby blue (one of many from “Into The Blue 2”); white gloves; hair long/soft/loose/straight. Scowling staredowns…sweethearts still not cutting each other any slack!

R1: Laura hopping in her stance, pumping left jabs to Kaley’s breasts at the open: strong statement from Vandervoort early. Hooks and crosses back from Kaley, swift and crisp--Vandervoort smote across her breasts, juuuust leaning back from the trailing right hand. Bouncy stuff--athletic blondes covering the whole ring--blue eyes blazing, lips curling off teeth as they threaten/withdraw in turns. Down the stretch, Laura steers in a high, palm-down left hook to Kaley’s chin, unhinging Cuoco’s knees. Quick follow-up flurry slaps Kaley to ropes, and Laura’s in shoeshining Cuoco’s tits for points at bell. Ref moves in as tempers flare--Laura standing her ground; hot-and-bothered Kaley trying to push Vandervoort.

R2: Laura jabbing Kaley stiff n’ pretty--Vandervoort neatly taking the initiative, forced Cuoco to bounce-out. Kaley pouncing back in from angles: Laura showing good anticipation--sliding away to create a gap, then picking Cuoco up tasty check-hooks off right leg, Girls disengage/.circle back--resulting in sudden flurries back and forth: not a lot of damage--though Kaley’s snappy left hand cuffing nicely at Laura’s paunch and tits.

R3: Kaley pounces in, gobbles a deft left uppercut from a well dug-in Laura: Vandervoort’s lips in a tight line as she picks Kaley up, Left hook behind right elbow for Kaley: she’s grumpy from it, stooping forward behind her mitts, Laura upright, hands up/palms out, weight on left (front) leg…looking pretty classy here chopping out left jabs or poking little rights,,,all the while side-stepping confused Kaley, Laura chipping little lead left uppercuts to set up a nice batting left hook in behind Kaley’s right elbow: Cuoco frowning, not enjoying her taste of Vandervoort through 3.

R4: Kaley pounces, runs into a well-timed right hand: Laura’s obviously had some great scouting on Cuoco. Kaley bobbing on the spot--right hand at left cheek/left across her gut: Laura batting away hooks, slapping at Cuoco’s right flank while pivoting clockwise. Kaley lunges into a left uppercut--missing over Laura’s left shoulder as Vandervoort slips to her right: Laura cuffs a right hand at Kaley’s paunch in receipt--tongue pink between Vandervoort’s lips as she concentrates on being slick. Laura eases weight back onto right (back) leg--leaning away from Kaley: Kaley’s angry hook misses short, exposing her to a darting right clear to chin. CUOCO’S WOBBLY BUTT! Good stiff poke has Kaley stepping in fence post holes: Laura quick-pivots to her right, widening hr angle off Kaley’s left shoulder and POURS in a crashing right to jaw. Violent head snap, Kaley and CUOCO’S ON HER FACE! Kaley jack-knifing into canvas, hands bundled beneath her body…she’s desperately hurt, Laura seething, shouting: “GET UP, KALEY!” until ref shoves her away…poor Cuoco struggling to push herself up all fours--then stumbling face-first into ropes. Kaley blinking--she’s up, swaying on the spot and the REF STOPS THE FIGHT! Crazy TKO4 Laura Vandervoort.

After: Chaos around the ring as Kaley’s guys lunge into the ring, shouting for referee’s head. Poor Kaley punched into stupor, but trying to be all reasonable with the official, pleading groggily: “Please don’t stop this.,,I. CAN’T lose to Laura!” Vandervoort shouting taunts from nearby: “Was that a ‘good day’ Kaley, huh? Did I have a good day today?“ until Foxfire officials walk her back. Vandervoort still steamin’ in post fight. “To hell with her,” Laura says, fuming, “She was SO superior with me--treating me like a prelim bum--trying to intimidate me. I didn’t take that crap from Serinda and I won’t take it from Kaley! Tell her I’m SUPER happy and this is the biggest win of my career. Go on--TELL her! I hope she’s crushed by this and I don’t care who hears me!” Winstead eventually calming Laura down: nothing like a rival blonde to bring out the beast in a pretty girl.

Reposted 11/13/10.