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10 July 2010 Lindsay Lohan vs Hannah Spearritt

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Posted by simguy on 7/10/2010, 9:20 am

BEFORE: Lohan slapping Hannah at the first press conference - sets the tone for all that follow. "She's a little tramp who wants to steal some spotlight, and it's just not going to happen for her," Lohan promises in prefight. "My game's been coming back over the last few weeks, and that's bad news for bytches like Hannah. I'm getting right again, and when that happens? A whole lot of girls are going to be very sorry they were so smug to me over this last year. VERY sorry." Hannah rolling her eyes at Lohan's threats - feisty little Brit ready to add to Lilo's woes. "Lindsay's always at her fiercest BEFORE the fight," Hannah quips. "If only she were this impressive in the ring. The truth is, I will punch her to pieces in this contest. I'm much to much for this girl, and truly, it's time for Lindsay to start packing up her things and getting out of the fight business before she gets all used up!" Lilo in jaunty nautical bikini: navy bandeau top connected by brass ring/supported by neck straps; sporty white bottoms with baby blue diagonal stripes and little anchors; small white gloves; long blonde hair tied off her face via pretty crown braid. Hannah in vibrant pink bikini; small white gloves; blonde pixie tousle.

During R1: Hannah animated - face snarling...she's quickly atop Lilo - driving Linds back with an array of straight-pasting lefts and rights. Lindsay punched to ropes, scrubbed along them: she's trying to jab back, but getting face-punched, knocked off balance. Spearritt's whole body tense and jiggly...up on her toes the better to paste her taller foe...tight little backside ringing in pink confines...muscles of her back/tummy shredding into view with her punching action. Lilo owned by Hannah much of the round, saves the shutout with a rangy left uppercut to Spearritt's breadbasket late, followed by a trade in right crosses which goes Lohan's way. Lilo's nose bloodied en route to her corner, eyes spooked as Hannah hustles for points.

R2: Hannah continues to disrespect Lindsay - going right at the American with frisky straight lefts and rights in jackhammering sequences. Lohan braced upon her face and breasts, punched to ropes again: she's routinely beaten to the punch as Hannah lands over top Lilo's jab. Showing face-in-gloves, sliding along ropes - Lohan groans as Hannah lashes palm-down rights and lefts to ribcage, carving in behind Lilo's elbows. Down the stretch, Lindsay finally emerging from hurting cocoon to push Hannah off, then feed her some stiff jabs as Spearritt's trying to jump back in. More points for Hannah sees her jogging back to corner in high spirits as Lindsay scowls.

R3: Lilo stepping in the jab, really committing: she's finally able to keep Hannah at arm's reach. Punishment for Spearritt out on the end of Lindsay's poke: Lilo rifling in single-shot lefts, pounding small-mitt off cute face, disrupting Hannah's footwork. Lindsay pivoting left, eyes intent: she's drawing a bead with the left, patiently breaking her girl down. Midway through, Hannah tries to renegotiate with surges up the middle: all beaten back as Lilo stands tall, hooks to the belly, drops right hands up top to chase Hannah back. Spearritt wobbly butt down the stretch - accumulation of accurate, rangy punches from Lilo finally taking a toll through 3.

R4: Lilo jabbing early, but Hannah renews her frisky offensive - punching zesty, straight lefts and rights over top Lindsay's jab to score on Lohan's face. Scrubbing blows startling to Lilo...once again she staggers to ropes, looking confused as Hannah's mitts clip and paste across open-mouthed face. When Lilo covers up face-in-gloves, Hannah grins, carves away palm-down to ribcage - little Brit really scouring her lanky foe, gouging at lean meat. Lindsay badly outworked down the stretch, sliding with her left side against ropes - elbows in/face-in-gloves as Hannah's fists rain down in pesky sheets. Bell: Spearritt yelping with pleasure as she hops away; Linds grouchy, achy, hugging herself en route to corner.

R5: Lohan commits to the jab...Hannah can't penetrate. Stiff, snappy poke the cure for British effervescence: Lohan circling to her left, lumping up Spearritt's face, discouraging her. Midway through, Linds shows the jab downstairs; brings the rangy right cross instead - catching Hannah flush to chin as her hands are lured low. Jolting blast twists Han a quarter turn to her right - eyebrows high, lips pursed in shock - she's a stunned little beauty, frozen on the spot. Lohan resets off Hannah's left flank...stabilizing Spearritt with a bony left forearm against Hannah's left shoulder, then POURING in another rangy right - Lilo's back (right) foot skipping up happily off canvas on the drive-through. GOODNIGHT HANNAH! Spearritt out on her feet - twisting away from Lilo and crashing onto her face with hands tucked in beneath her. Little pink backside shudders to a stop half a second after splash-down, signalling a halt to the contest. KO5, Lindsay Lohan.

After: Lohan busted up, a little ragged, but jubilant - frequently looking over at Hannah's bare back to make sure she's really down. "I tore it up on Hannah Spearritt tonight," Lindsay bleats in postfight. "You could have had Claire Danes or Mish Williams in there against me tonight - wouldn't have mattered: I land my best, and the best go out - simple!" Signs of recovery for Lohan marred somewhat by the fact she was outworked and behind on points...still, former champ appears to pulling out of her nosedive at long last.