Posted by simguy on 7/10/2010, 9:33 am

BEFORE: Tank top yanking and pushing, Mish on Scarlett; baleful glares from all the Pack members towards Scarlett in prefight... Johansson's a "someday girl" for HISC suits and the Pack hates her for it. "Winter's coming early for Scarlett," Mish vows at podium, referencing Johansson's 'Summer of Scarlett' campaign. "It came early for Megan, and the same Deep Freeze is going to claim this chick. Honestly, I just don't get it - Scarlett couldn't even be lead sparring partner at our gym - I don't see what the big fuss is about her. The pasture isn't greener anywhere else - the girls HISC has collected are the World's Best and crushing Johansson to prove it will be my pleasure." Scarlett unruffled - taut little redhead as confident as she's ever been coming in. "Honestly, I feel as though I could run the table on HISC this summer," Scarlett says all casual at podium. "Just outbox Mish; outhustle Claire, and bully Kris. Throw in a grind-down of Eliza and there you have it: cherry on top. What I like coming in to Mish is that we both took care of Megan, so it's not like I'm kicking Michelle while she's down or anything. I'm going straight at the HISC Alpha, and when I batter her, it'll be just like slapping Zoe and Megan in the face!" Mish in zebra print bikini with twist-tie halter top; small black gloves; hair in breathy blonde tousle. Scarlett in Prada charcoal leather bikini with ring connected top/belted bottoms; small black gloves; hair in coppery ringlets. Asked to touch 'em up by ref, Mishy pointedly puts hands on hips, cocks head to the side and shoots dagger eyes instead. Scarlett smirks, turns away.

During R1: Scarlett in southpaw stance - right shoulder pointed at Mish; right foot forward - her right jab slapping against Michelle's raised left mitt. Mish cautious - pawing her jab against Scarlett's looking for a clear path for her right hand. Johansson initiates - leaning in to slap-chop left hand onto Mishy's jugs, then crowding close: that jug-smiting left wipes off breasts to loop in under Michelle's right arm while Scarlett's right arm reaches around Mishy's left, hugging her snug. Williams baffled - free right arm flapping against Scarlett's back as redhead walks blonde to ropes, holds her for break. Scarlett walking briskly to midring - backside somehow smug in Prada bottoms: she resets, waits as red-cheeked Mish rejoins her. Cat and mouse develops: Mishy wants to slug, but she's wary as Scarlett small-pivots counterclockwise, constantly menacing blonde left flank. Scarlett diving in with slap-chop lefts to jug, then tying up as before - neatly containing Mish, walking her to ropes for breaks. Williams not shut out - she's finding Johansson's rack via stubby left hooks as blonde times redhead lunges... but it's mostly Scarlett slowing the action, getting inside Mishy's head and snaking points in a low-intensity first.

R2: Mish trying to initiate - bulling her way inside all shoulders-shrugging/fists chugging - she digs amidships as Scarlett fades back, slides to the right, issues short, chopping lefts upstairs/slicing right hooks in behind Mishy's left elbow. Clipping right uppercut finds Mishy's chin in second minute action: Scarlett compact, getting that punch while her head's just outside Michelle's left shoulder. Down the stretch of a close round - Scarlett salts away points by going back to those jug-hating slap-chop left hands, then clinching around Mishy's left arm/under her right. Williams whining as she's walked to ropes: little blonde brawler getting neutralized by slick redhead through 2.

R3: Mish ups tempo - bobbing on her way in - stubbing right hands against Scarlett's chest/carving her palm-down lefts in above right hip. Johansson grimacing, backing to ropes: Michelle stepping-with, getting her hands inside Johansson's shoulders to square her up. Shove-and-slug, Mish on Scarlett: Williams keeping her head below Scarlett's chin - using her shoulders and prodding elbows to jostle Johansson ropeside - then chugging hup-hup rights and lefts into belly/ribs/jug. Scarlett baring teeth, relaxing against ropes... her hands curl in to pull down at Michelle's wrists, drawing the blonde into squirming wrestling sessions. Attempts to spin Mish prove fruitless as she reaches behind Scarlett to (illegally) grab ropes for anchorage - Johansson just doing what she can to minimize attrition. Good steady round for Michelle; she's atop Scarlett, getting some work done to torso. Blonde girl has yet to locate redhead chin however as Johansson proves supple in the pocket. Bell: Mish crowding close with left arm in under Scarlett's right buries a cheap right hand deep and late to the Johansson belly button, winning a moist blurt of pain from Scarlett as ref moves in.

R4: Mishy at Scarlett early - wading in via palm-down rights and lefts to chip away on ribcage. Johansson scampers away from this, using her legs, rotating counter-clockwise around that planted right heel. Snatching right hooks/clipping right uppercuts/wide-smiting lefts to jaw finally slap Michelle into compliance: by the minute mark she's covering up crossed-arm as she's crouching forward. Scarlett over to offence - leaning out over that right leg: she's picking Mish up short, jagged right uppercuts; slinging the left out wide to stroke Mishy right ear to chin. Halfway point, right uppercut straightens Mishy up blinking: STRAPPING left stuns her upside the head; biting right hook toggles her chin and SITS HER DOWN! Williams scooting to her rear, head bobbling, lips pursed; swift-clipping redhead combination gets blonde off her feet. Blinking 8 Mishy - tousled hair in her eyes, all disheveled like she just tumbled out of bed: she's damaged goods bracing for Scarlett's follow up. Johansson hard-eyed angling in... she's reaching the left hand in, touching it against Mishy's front, then TORQUING into right hooks, ripping at Mishy's jaw! Blonde girl punched to groggy seat on ropes as one, two, three of these vicious hooks tests her chin... Wolf Pack on collective feet, baying at ringside. Straight left hand finds left side of Mishy's face... Williams hands drop, eyelashes fluttering, lips parting. Tidy right hook chips across chin - Scarlett with weight on left (back) leg, just picking her opponent apart. Shifting weight to right leg, Scarlett nips the short right uppercut; chops in the short left to left side of Mishy's face, then chops an insurance right hand to Mishy's kidney as blonde girl's pitching forward off the ropes. Williams on hands and knees... crowd in hysterics... Kreuk with fingers twined in her own hair, eyes wide; Claire crossing arms, livid; Eliza screaming at Mish to "GET UP!" Williams up at 8, head lolling sadly... she's destitute, but brave, lifting her mitts to brace for final 30 seconds. ON COMES SCARLETT! Johansson reaching in to pull down Mishy's hands, then SHRUGGING AWAY TO JUG! Glorious hup-hup rising lefts and rights swishing away to Mishy's helpless rack... plump, firm jugs jumping and tossing about when smote. Michelle spellbound - hair in her eyes, mouth open - Johansson gritting her teeth, swiping away on that top knot at the bell. Scarlett overcome with jug-lust, pounding away insurance to rack until ref yanks her off by her elbows from behind. Poor Michelle in dazed stupor - hands gathering up her top on reflex as she senses the knot's juuust about to give way. Corner tightens things up during the break as Mishy swoons on stool.

R5: Mish in stupor, wades in swinging - Scarlett easily legging around these waving no-hopers. Johansson curling back in off Michelle's left flank... lead left hand jolts left side of Mishy's face, buckling her knees all over again. Scarlett ducks under a left hook; leans waaay back on her left leg to slip a sweeping right; leans back in close to slop a left down right-side of Mishy's face, clapping her ear-to-chin and staggering her backwards. Scarlett hopping forward, eyes bright: she blocks Mishy's desperation right with backs of both hands, then issues chop-chop left/right combo-counter to chin, punching Michelle to ropes. Scarlett sliding forward... weight on back (left) leg as she paws right jabs: poor Mishy swaying in the wind, hands up loose, eyes forlorn, legs braced wide. Pawing right... pawing right... then slap-chop left to breasts, spanking out loud on Mishy! Scarlett resetting back on her left leg, leaning just out of reach... pawing that right jab... pawing the jab... Mishy swaying on the spot, blinking, trying to organize... Scarlett leans in, strokes the wide left to rightside of Mishy's face, sitting her in ropes. Weight on right leg, Scarlett clips the right uppercut, brushing Michelle's face up, then it's one, two, three tightly turned right hooks across jug beating a bleat of protest from poor Mishy! Williams trying to struggle up off ropes: Scarlett reaches in under blonde arms to body her back down, then stays atop her while dig-dig-digging lefts and rights to paunch. Mishy breathless, agonized: Scarlett pushes off, roams up top to ransack that rack - getting in there all hup-hup-hup, shoulders shrugging in the hurt and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO5 Scarlett Johansson as Michelle breaks down into heartbroken sobs.

After: Ref hearing it from both sides... blubbering Mish in his arms pleading with him to let it go... Scarlett shrieking "I WANTED HER ON HER FACE!" pissed that she wasn't allowed to put Mish down. Eventually, brazen Scarlett able to secure Michelle by her left elbow, escorting her to the HISC corner. Scarlett jamming Michelle's back against turnbuckle, then mounting her... it's tantamount to planting a flag in the HISC boardroom! Mishy turning onto her right side, cowering with hands on her face, trapped beneath Scarlett's all-conquering belly and charcoal trunks: Johansson looming tall in the corner - left hand twined in Mishy's damp blonde curls just above her left ear - right hand thrust skyward, proclaiming the Summer of Scarlett is in full swing. Michelle's corner-bail makes the cover of BLONDE! Magazine with the caption: DISGRACED!