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11 Feb 2006 (Title) Ch Jessica Biel vs Cobie Smulders

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Jessica Biel 07.jpgCobie Smulders.jpg

 

Unified Lightweight Title

 

Posted by simguy on 2/11/2006, 9:28 am

 

Before: Biel joining Ryan and Mish Williams in giving an unranked vixen a go at the gold. "It's just me shaking up the countryclub," Jessica shrugs, all dimples and grins, "rattling some cages, you know? I haven't seen much out of the top 10 girls at lightweight recently, so it's a good time to get out there and really show my dominance. For Cobie, it's the chance of a lifetime: she's in with the World's Sexiest Woman, and the World Champion - in her DEBUT! It's a real Rocky story and it's going to be a great event."

 

Smulders with a bit of a gym-rep in So. Cali. competitive circles - she's not interested in being a side-show freak. "Make no mistake," says Connelly look-alike Smulders, "I'm here to BEAT Jessica Biel. I know how to fight: this isn't going to be a Jessica Biel showcase - this is going to be Jessica Biel fighting for her life in that ring. I know everything there is to know about my opponent and I've planned for all her tendencies. Laugh if you want (Tractorpull guy snorting in derision): I guarantee you Jessica won't get the joke."

 

Biel in electric blue Stealth bikini, long blonde battle braid - Smulders in forest green sports bra; orange bikini bottoms with white daisy print.

 

During R1: Cobie all textbook, showing sound fundamentals - she picks apart a loosey goose Jess Biel as champ tries to lunge in powershots from outside. Smulders: right at her cheek, chin tucked, left hand slightly extended - she just pumps the jab, pumps the jab, intercepting Biel on the way in and stalling blonde blitzes. Smulders showing educated feet, fading Biel while popping stick, channeling the champ, then looking to counter her short right uppercuts. Cobes jabbing over Biel's right shoulder, directing hurtling blonde into a short, shocking right on the mouth - then Smulders has Jessica all wrapped up snug for a ref's break. Biel hot-cheeked and flustered - she's shutout, dinged up as Cobie's disciplined approach sends a message in the first.

 

R2: Biel: left hand low, right at her cheek, pointing the left shoulder - she's more cautious, more thoughtful, much more effective this round. Lots of feinting and flinching midring from both women, each trying to influence the other out of position. Biel's overall agility and reflexes superior - she's able to stoop and reach jabs to Cobie's flat tummy; she's able lead right hands off feints and catch Smulders backing away with sweeping left hooks off the hip. Biel relaxed, working in and out - she's landing some tasty, stinging potshots to Cobie's face, not getting touched in return as athletic blonde answers shutout for shutout.

 

R3: Cobie shooting that jab over Biel's right shoulder, guiding blonde onto short rights from the shoulder - jamming impacts wearing out Biel's chin, even putting her wobbly butt. Jess shook up - Cobie stalks her with a ramrod jab in the forehead, knocking back blonde pate, putting a drowsy look of resentment on Jessi's face. Biel reckless, responding to the setbacks with anger - she's just throwing herself at a very poised, disciplined opponent who seems to know just what to do. Smulders hanging back, running Jess into shots, systematically picking the champ apart with cool execution in the third.

 

R4: Biel lunging: Cobie fades, blocks Jessica's overhand right, hoists a GORGEOUS right uppercut to the pit of Biel's stomach and JESSICA SPLASHES TO ALL FOURS! Jessi goggle eyed, gasping for breath on hands and knees - just a perfect lick in the belly has champ in a bad way. 8 count Biel - she's still shaking her head in shock when Smulders steps-to and pounds away. Cobie tight-lipped, hardhearted: good batting hooks spank away to rightside ribs; short right hands seek chin up the middle; hooks-off-the-right-hand skid across Biel's scalp. Champ dazed, but working the pocket effectively against the ropes - supple upperbody movement, lithe shoulder-turns see Jess slip shots - by the final minute, she's countering back effectively to Cobie's ribcage. Bell: eyes glaring, chests heaving - Cobie Smulders making good on her promise to be real competition tonight as she sends a well-spanked champion back to her corner.

 

R5: Jessica just doesn't get it: Cobie's picking up the blitz and burning the champ as Biel continues to lunge up the middle. Smulders staying behind the jab, breaking up Biel's charges, channelling blonde into right hands: almost every Biel rush ends with her taking a right on the chops and quickly being wrapped up tight for a ref's break. Cobie's corner ecstatic as she gets the better of a wide-ranging fifth: "Start going to her body Cobes," trainer demands. "You already hurt her there: get back down there and finish the job!"

 

R6: Cobes trying to edge her shoulder into Jessica and bang the waist hamhanded: it's a mistake as Biel walks Smulders into potshots. Jessica able to fade back, lick hooks off her hip against Cobie's ear or jot intercept-lead right hands to chest and chin - Smulders coming forward isn't as effective as Smulders hanging back against the mobile champ. Inside, Jessica definitely stronger, better in combination: Biel outworking her foe cheek-to-cheek, tidying up Cobie's stout midsection; hooking her lats; collecting chin via sneaky right uppercuts off the back (right) foot. Cobes rocked on occasion, leaning in behind her gloves to crowd as her buttocks shimmy with complaint: Biel paints her girl bell to bell, applies effective hurt.

 

R7: Cobie instinctively bopping back outside: she wants room to see Biel coming in and make reads - almost exactly opposite to what her corner is saying. Jessica intent on wearing her foe down with brazen frontal assaults - Biel not jabbing on her way in, sometimes feinting before coming, but this isn't the best tactical decision making we've ever seen from the champ. Smulders with fading footwork, a stout, stiff jab and smart, accurate right hand counters pounds away to the face on Biel in a series of hot exchanges. By the bell, Biel is frazzled, lumped up, wobbly butt, as challenger once again sends champ to her corner bewildered and grimacing.

 

R8: Jessica's plan finally starts to pay dividends: she's paid a high price for rushing Cobie, but it's more effective this round than any thus far. Biel with the low left, closed stance - she's stomp-feinting at Cobie, occasionally reaching in to jab the tummy, THEN bringing screened right hands over the top. Smulders getting smoked, taking hard licks on the chin as she's backing up - Cobie's back hits ropes for the first time tonight as Biel's dynamic power starts to tell. Down the stretch, Jess gets brawny - bodying young Smulders to ropes and doling out WITHERING punishment amidships. Jessica just rotating her shoulders, keeping her head on Cobie's chest and cleaning up downstairs: steady, methodical beatdown produces dramatic results as Cobie finally sinks to a shuddering knee to relieve the pressure. Biel glaring down with smouldering satisfaction: she's FINALLY in control as Cobie's composure starts to crack.

 

R9: Jessica more able to do what she wants now: Cobie's breathing hard, reacting slowly, getting tagged more and more flush. Biel feints, brings the hesistation lead right hand: Cobie smitten between the eyes staggers away blinking. Biel feints, shoots the lead right to mouth; hops in a rubber-armed hook off her hip to clap the taste out of Smulders' mouth - Cobie sent tottering backwards with a weary expression. On and on like this - Biel jumping in hooks and lead right hands - darting back out of range. Cobie mouthbreathing, falling off the pace, walking around on her heels: Biel's damage is adding up.

 

R10: Biel working Cobie over in spurts: lead right hand (forehead) on the way in; slashing hook licked in under the elbow (ribs) on the way out. Jess stepping in and out, roaming to her right - she's cleaning up, pushing the pace on Smulders. Midway through - feint, hesistation right detonated between the eyes buckles Cobie's knees - while she's soaking it up - Jessica hops in that slinging hook to jaw to DROP SMULDERS TO HER RUMP! Biel smiling, lifting her mitts and strutting past - Cobie shabby with disappointment, both knuckles on the canvas trying to push herself up off her buttocks. Heroic effort sees Cobie beat the count: swaying on the spot at the ropes as Jessica wades back in. Thumping beatdown shoulder to shoulder - Biel digs in rugged, setting her feet to go at her foe's jugs, tummy and ribs with ripping lefts and rights. Cobie's torso beaten like a drum to the bell: she's throbbing, unable to answer as ref pulls Jessica away. Comes back single point duke, Jessica Biel.

 

Before: Combination of Smulders discipline and Biel overconfidence conspire to make an exciting outing - Jessica's raw physicality pulling it out as Cobie fades down the stretch. Biel puffy, touched up - she angrily dismisses the notion that Cobie extended the World's Sexiest Woman tonight. "Not a chance," Jess huffs. "Anyone could see I was toying with this kid, come on! Seriously - if I had gone at her 100%? Do you honestly think she could have survived a fight with me? Give me a break." Smulders shopworn, but relatively upbeat: she goes the distance with the champ, takes plenty of minutes away from Jessica Biel and puts her name on the Rookie of the Year ballot with a fine debut. "I'm surprised," Cobie admits. "Once you're in with her, Jessica's not all that frightening. She's fast and strong - but not as fast and strong as they say. And you know what? She's not even all that sexy, when you get right down to it!" Ouch - the BRASS!

 

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