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11 Jan 2003 Charlize Theron vs Peta Wilson

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Charlize Theron 14.jpgPeta Wilson.jpg

 

 ( Fought at welterweight) by simguy 1/11/03

 

Charlize: "Peta Wilson's whole career is two wins over Charlize Theron - that's it. That's all she's ever done. She's a no-name brand blonde who rose to an occasion and that's not exactly Hall of Fame worthy. Make no mistake, I'm here to correct Peta, put her in perspective. When I'm done, we're all going to wonder what the fuss was about."

 

Wilson smiling through the dismissive commentary - wars with Famke Janssen along with Theron and Landry have Aussie in high regard with boxing pundits - she's brimming with confidence coming in.

 

"I'm too strong for her," Peta says, pronouncing it 'for ah'. "She carries the weight fine, but she's a kitten in the ring with a lion when I'm pushing her around. Love her persistence though - I'll take a Theron pay day any day!"

 

White on golden brown skill all around - white sport bra style bikini Peta, white triangle top silk bikini Charlize.

 

Round 1: Theron loping left, showing stick - Peta crouching, gloves moving from her chest to eyebrows as she cuts down the ring. Breezy Theron ambulation cut short at the midway point - Wilson stepping in and dropping a short overhand right off the face - harsh rising left that takes Charlie cruel in the stomach - Theron stunned, staring and hurt reaches to clinch. Peta stepping back in good order, swinging away at ribcage as Theron staggers forward - Charlize buckling, Peta spins her to the ropes. Final minute, Wilson gets her body on Charlize, pressing up tight, wrapping the left arm under Theron's right. Peta patient, palming Theron's left shoulder to open up the torso, then it's stuffing, cramming rights to the midriff or tight forearm cracks on the jaw - big, brawny beat down to the bell, Peta Wilson leaves Theron with blood in her mouth, fog in her eyes.

 

Round 2: Peta pressing. Wilson scooting forward, sharp spitting jabs, riveting right hands, swinging hooks - Charlize banged to the ropes where she sets up groggy. Wilson crouching, banging away wide to the flanks, dipping as she moves right or left then hurling hard to the face as Theron covers up. Peta palming, bodying up in between business sessions - muscular stuff from the Aussie. Down the stretch, Charlize hands at her cheeks starts to roll her torso, starts making Peta miss and gets a few clean touches off counter uppercuts to avoid the shutout.

 

Round 3: Peta hounding Charlize to ropes early on, but Theron composed, stronger legged - she sets up, rolling punches, blocking well, frustrating Wilson's hard swinging offence and finally just spinning out of trouble to open up the canvas. Theron on her toes, hands at her waist - she's gliding left, flicking an open hand jab at Wilson's eyes, occasionally surprising her with sneaky lead rights from the stomach. Theron sharp-shooting and moving for points takes the third.

 

Round 4: Charlize leggy movement giving Peta problems - Wilson reaching, trying to corral Theron and she's getting scuffed up. Theron circling, chopping down at Peta's face with either mitt, thumbs to the ceiling as she hacks and escapes. Midway through, Peta reaching in - Theron steps out, steps in with a sudden chop-chop left/right on the face, stays in on her front foot, picks Peta up HARD the left uppercut on the chin and Wilson's wobbly butt! Theron still in close, eyes wide - she digs a left to the ribs, left uppercut to the chin, turns into a tight right hand off the mouth - Peta stupefied, concussive blasts bursting off her face - she's just posing for the shots as Theron gets off supple. Charlize hooking ear, then pivoting around Wilson's right flank - Peta too stunned to keep up - she's getting walloped, facing into blows as Theron puts 'em together pretty. Charlize pivoting, getting off in fluid twos and threes, timely movement preventing anything coming back from the windblown Aussie. At the bell - Wilson ALL shined up, bleeding from the nostrils, staring - Theron grins at the damage, helps herself to a chunk of sullen Wilson backside en route to corners.

 

Round 5: Toe to toe - Charlize wants to see what Peta's got left, finds there's plenty. Sweaty blonde heads bump and rub as the girl dig shoulder to shoulder - Wilson rolling clipped punches up underneath, working Theron's chest religiously and backing Charlize up. Theron gritting her teeth, coming back with looser-limbed work underneath, tearing up Aussie gut, occasionally lashing around the side or back, swing-stepping around to relieve pressure. Theron does a good job of keeping her back off the ropes, but this smash mouth stuff favors Peta.

 

Round 6: Theron back outside, tapping and batting Peta down with fisky open hand jabs to draw warnings from the ref. Wilson pre-occupied by the stick, flinching, parrying it, then getting nailed jolting right hands on her jaw as Theron finds a home for the cross. Wilson stubbornly coming forward, but she's following now, not cutting off the ring - trudging into more and more damage as Charlize lures her forward, picks her apart. Down the stretch, Theron with a matador's sidestep sends Peta face first and awkward to the ropes - Charlize able to step in as Wilson's reorienting and DRILL the Aussie a crashing right on the chin. PETA GOES DOWN! Wilson imploding on the spot, collapses to her haunches. She’s saved by the bell as she lolls out for a few seconds.

 

Round 7: Ramshackle Peta not all the way back - she's reeling on her hips, open mouthed, looking punished. Theron steely eyed as she goes through her progressions, touching Peta up the jab, getting Wilson's head bobbling, spotting the right hands on the chin to derail Wilson's legs. Peta making gallant stands, hunkering her shoulders and punching back hard to Theron's body, but Charlize' legs are too fresh - she can step out and circle any time she wants with no fear of being hunted. Eerie control exerted by Theron as she tightens the noose - legs are dominating the fight, letting her manage risk any way she wants.

 

Round 8: Theron stepping right, flicking the jab and slinging hard right hands square on Peta's belly - withering blows draining the color from Wilson's face, putting a blank, constipated expression on the girl. Wilson gut-shot and achy, reaching forward to clinch - Theron breezy as she jerks in the right uppercut to chest or left hook to ear and falls off to either side. Wilson walking into ruinous punching, form ragged and degraded - she's unraveling badly. Charlize's accuracy and sharp punching just shredding what's left - she's getting off lanky from her belt line, bending and dipping into the blows, then wheeling to either side, legs keeping her hovering close to the stumbling bull. Midway through, Charlize steps into Peta with a beefy, thumping left/right/left hard to the gut - Theron's chin up, back straight as she stands up close to ram 'em home, Wilson slumping forward hurt into Theron's arms. Charlize wrapping up, walks Peta to the ropes, props the slumping Aussie up and goes to work. Brawling lefts and rights give way to a hammering series of overhand rights - Wilson's head cracked hard to the right, then lolling back into position, eyes wide, vacant as she faces into the blows. Ref FINALLY jumps in - heinous satisfaction in Charlize Theron's eyes as she turns away - big smile, slow strut - TKO8 Theron.

 

After: Sweet, sweet victory Charlize - the stoppage just icing on the cake as many KruZher sycophants had been secretly agonizing over this fight in weeks leading up. It's not over.

 

Theron tipping her hat to Brittany Daniel, forces a dazed Peta Wilson to lean with arms crossed on the top rope, weight heavy on her right hip to bulge the buttock out, and Theron helps herself to the offered backside with big paddleboard spanks and an ear-to-ear grin. Wilson jerking with each shot, tears welling, tight muscular cheeks bunching up and jiggling stiff on impact - this is totally un-called for.

 

"You could say I'm pleased," beams Charlize postfight, "I honestly wasn't looking for the knockout, but she started breaking down, I started tagging her consistently with the right hands and when she went down in the sixth, I said to Janet, "She's going to go!" I couldn't have hoped for a better performance." Add it up - Bell and Wilson back to back - looks like a certain little ex-tyrant is heating up again (cue Empire Strikes Back theme song).

 

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