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11 July 2010 Kaley Cuoco vs Laura Vandervoort II

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Posted by simguy on 7/11/2010, 4:22 pm

 

BEFORE: Kaley avoiding eye contact during one photo shoot...until she senses Laura staring her down, THEN Kaley's returning the glare, which Laura takes to be a challenge and they're pushing and snarling from there. Bad blood to say the least - boxing's bitterest new rivalry features two of its sweetest girls. "Did I underestimate Laura?" Kaley says at podium. "Yes and no. Yes in the sense that she came out guns blazing, caught me some lucky shots and got me in trouble. But no, in the sense that I tagged her a second tier blonde, and that's what she is. I'm sorry: Laura Vandervoort will never be champion, and I am one, and this time, I'm gonna fight like it!" Vandervoort seething: few actually MEAN girls have ever gotten this far under her skin - Serinda Swan excepted. "Doubling up on Kaley will be the highlight of my career," Laura predicts. "She was careless to face me the first time, now she's just stupid. I have her number - I know how to beat her, and I can't WAIT to put her face on canvas again!" Kaley in black fighting bikini; hair swept back into scrappy brawler's bun with bangs framing face; small black gloves. Laura in blue/white print bikini (one of many from Into The Blue 2); hair loose/long/straight/soft; small white gloves. Ref asks 'em to touch 'em up: Laura just glares at Kaley; Cuoco purses her lips, crosses her arms. Seeing that Kaley has crossed her arms, Laura crosses hers too.

During R1: Midring...left jabs and hooks from Laura as she's pivoting clockwise, touching Kaley up face/jugs. Kaley turning, crouching, answering back sweeping sidearm rights, just kissing across Laura's lips, spooking her back out of range. Kaley scoots forward, stooping to jab flat tummy, then diving into a hesitation right that juuust misses as Laura's bailing to her left. Vandervoort scampering a little: Kaley's attacking in lethal little pounces, getting off with vicious velocity, either hand. Laura avoids capture, doesn't give up any homeruns, but Cuoco's the aggressor through 1. "Keep running, Laura!" Kaley snarls as girls part for the break.

R2: Supple blondes trading hooks midring - first to the body, then to the chin and LAURA GOES DOWN! Vanny scoots to her buns, lips pursed, eyes shut tight: Kaley nodding savagely, batting mitts together before doing the Single Ladies dance to neutral corner. Laura up clear-eyed for her 8, but gunshy: she shows leg, scampering every which way except forward as Kaley commands the ring. Cuoco seething - lunging and pouncing in with power...she's aggressive, but allowing Laura to escape by not setting up the heat.

R3: Laura finally standing her ground - blondes trade exquisite punches in a rousing third. Kaley so snappy with that quick left hook - snatching it to tummy, then chin as she shifts weight to right (back) leg. Laura punching from hands-up posture - chopping in the straight right/turning over palm-down hooks to briskly paste Kaley's face. Kaley separates herself late by deploying the right hand in buggywhip strappings to Laura's left flank: Vandervoort grimacing prettily as she covers up, finally disengaging rather than continuing the hard exchanges.

R4: Kaley pounces in sans-a-jab: Laura waiting, weight on right leg, checking Kaley the left hook just-so to chin, sending Kaley spilling on past to hit ropes face-first. Laura over to offence: right/left batting licks spank off Kaley's flanks; Right uppercut straightens her up all startled; left hook toggles her chin, sprawls her goggle-eyed against ropes. Kaley hurt, folding forward butt in ropes behind her mitts: Laura hardhearted, elects to swab pounding right hands across Kaley's lower back! Cuoco groaning, easing back into ropes with how-could-you tears brimming: Laura baring her teeth, now criss-crossing straight left/rights against Kaley's front. Kaley dips torso-left under pressure...sweeping the right up and around to CLAP LAURA UPSIDE THE HEAD! Vandervoort now shocked, stepping in fence post holes: Kaley damaged goods - sidesteps to her right off the ropes to put Laura's back to the cables. Kaley in forward crouch, weight on front (left) leg as she snatch-snatches biting hooks in behind Laura's right elbow: Vandervoort sobbing out, sitting in ropes face-in-gloves. Kaley snarling, now beating Laura's ribs/flanks batting rights and lefts: Laura cringing, but answering back, fetching Kaley rigid left uppercuts to chin! BLONDE HAMMER AND TONGS! Kaley pressing to end Laura: Vandervoort refusing to go, lashing back off the ropes - crowd going insane as two of the prettiest blondes in boxing treat each other shabby! Bell: Ref moves in as Kaley won't back off; Winstead screaming in outrage as she joins the Foxfire corner on the apron!

R5: Laura jabbing Kaley's tits, pivoting clockwise around the work: Kaley doesn't like it. Cuoco timing poke, launching counter right hands over top, smiting Laura to jaw: Laura covers up earmuff, giving up her tummy to Kaley's snap-snatching hooks in receipt. Cuoco moves in close, rolling her shoulders to shrug in complimentary right/left uppercuts to Laura's breasts - humbling them. Laura steps back jabbing - punching Kaley's mouth preparatory to slap-chopping a right hand across her breasts! Ropes: Kaley on top: she's chopping at the Vandervoort waistline with both hands swiping - bumping Laura brawny shoulders, keeping her ropebound. Vandervoort getting bullied her, but proving tuff: she'll lick back the odd left uppercut out of a tight elbows-in guard, trying to keep Kaley honest. Bell: blondes just mindlessly cuffing and swiping away in close - ref has to pull Kaley away to enforce break. "Too strong, Laura!" Kaley yells over her shoulder as she's being pushed away.

R6: Laura jabbing jug, pivoting clockwise - she's got her weight forward, right heel up off canvas. Kaley sputtering out on the end of Laura's poke: Vandervoort touching up rival blonde face, then getting back into those jugs with mean little pats and claps. Kaley's counters whistling short as Laura anticipates well - sinewy V-voort leaning away, then leaning back in to re-establish control with that elastic jab. Brilliant round of boxing one of Laura's best ever: she doesn't hurt Kaley, but shuts out the first tier blonde in emphatic fashion. Bell: Laura smug, and showing it on her face/with her eyes - causing Kaley's lips to part in outraged pout!

R7: Laura doing more than just flirting with Kaley's tits at this point: repetitive jabbing starting to hurt Kaley, bringing a wincing snarl to her face. Cuoco lumping up out on the end of poke...she crowds close after the first minute mark - swiping at Laura's tummy to renegotiate terms. Inside, it's a different story - blonde girls steering each other with left shoulders rubbing enemy breasts - swatting/chopping/cuffing away in tidy combinations. Kaley's quicker mitts take advantage as she gets the better of Vandervoort's torso in trade.

R8-9: Shutout Kaley as Cuoco gets classy. First-step pounce the quickest in the biz - Kaley's penetrating on Laura, getting past her jab, hitting her sneaky lead rights or jumped-in left uppercuts. Rotating in either direction - Kaley's encircling Laura, dictating to her legs: Cuoco in control midring, feinting, then bringing heat in sudden bursts. Inside - Laura showing a lot of tight elbows-in face-in-gloves looks, standing there as Kaley roasts ribs/flanks with vicious, snatching rights and lefts. Sidearm buggywhip rights complete the picture - stroking Laura wickely about her her left flank: Vandervoort blurting in pain when smote - elbows in tight, hands dropping to her chest, face tiltiing up with eyes shut as she gasps out loud.

R10: Laura won't be bullied - she pulls up her socks, stands her ground, punches-with and brings the crowd to it's feet. Kaley eating straight rights/left jabs/left hooks on her face as she presses to finish: Laura shuddering under licking body wallop to both flanks. Girls bumping each other left shoulders; snarling as they bend into hateful strokes...it's supple, lashing stuff. Vandervoort separating herself late - doubling up on a poking lead right hand to punch Kaley's face back...following startled Cuoco to ropes; working her over as Kaley folds up face-in-gloves. Ref moves in to pull seething Laura away by her elbows from behind...this one's going to the cards. Comes back UD10...Kaley Cuoco!

After: Kaley immediately fronting on Laura after the verdict's announced: "IN YOUR FACE, LAURA!"
Laura: "Shut up - I put you to sleep last time!"
Kaley: "Whatever - lucky punches. Plus, the ref stopped me - not you!"
Laura: "So? You couldn't keep me out of your tits!"
Kaley: "Shut up - you couldn't keep me off your tummy!"
Laura: "Why would I want to - you couldn't hurt my tummy!"
Kaley: "Whatever - looks like I hurt your face! You look like smudged putty!"
Laura: "As if - my jabs beat you to hamburger. Put some frozen peas on your face so I don't have to look at you!"

On and on like that - officials start moving in as red-faced girls start pushing each other's hands out of the way. Kaley with the last word once order is restored. "She can whine all she wants, but she knows I put a boot in her glutes tonight," Kaley seethes. If she were a cat, the hair on her back would be sticking straight up, and her tail would be all puffed out. "I did SO want to slap her out and I know she's saying she's better because of that lucky KO she got, but whatever. I took her out back the woodshed tonight and proved to her who's better - next time, I can put her on her back where she belongs!"

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