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11 July 2011 Troian Bellisario vs Elisabeth Harnois

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Troian Bellisario 03.jpg Elisabeth Harnois 04.jpg

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 7/11/2011, 8:19 pm

BEFORE: "I have to admit," Troian says with a little smile, "I'm a little bit of a bully when it comes to girls like Beth. You know - if I see them waiting in line for a club or something, I just butt right in ahead of them. And if they don't like it? Elbow in the gut gentles 'em right down - that's just the way it's always been. So when I get in with Beth, I'm expecting to be very bossy and rough with her. She's just going to have to accept that girls like me go to the head of the line, and girls like her get to watch." Harnois not amused: she's in no mood for Troian's ingenue-zilla act. "Troian's going to learn that you have to work HARD to get traction in the FCBA," Beth warns in prefight. "For her to think she's going to 'bully' anyone - least of all someone who's scrapped as hard as I have for everything I've got - is just crazy. I'm going to get after Troian and make her reconsider her career choices in this one!" Troian "The Bully" Bellisario in burgundy and white Burberry check-print bikini; small black gloves; hair in slick low ponytail. Beth in baby blue bikini; small white gloves; hair in bouncy ponytail. Pre-fight aside - Troian not showing Foxfire any respect in general - even getting into it with Laura Vandervoort at times, and snarking with Sarah.

During R1: Troian stepping in a strong, spearing jab; fetching Beth strapping licks amidships via rangy right/lefts. Harnois using her legs, feeling Troian's strength, testing her reflexes. Down the stretch, Beth leggy, bouncing in and out while yo-yoing her jab: she fetches Troian a slinging right hand on the bounce in, clocking brunette behind the ear, staggering Pretty Little Puncher in a semi circle. Beth hard-eyed, pushing in close with chest-and-hands on Troian, then lashing her to gut a limber right/left to beat brunette to ropes. Lathering flurry enough to steal the round for Beth as she covers Troian in clout at bell.

R2: Beth: hands up/elbows in, loose and relaxed; legs springy, bouncy on balls of feet...she's pinging out yo-yo left jabs, tapping at Troian's defenses, then lashing in wide, sidearm rights hip, ribs or head. Troian frowning, covering up, taking thick spank up and down left flank: bendy Beth roaming, circling her foe, keeping ingenue under wraps for a shutout second.

R3: Spirited fighting as Beth pushes in chest-and-hands, getting big on Troian to back her up, then lashing her to belly right/left. Troian pushing back in kind, then going to body: she's refusing to get pushed around. Lithe lasses pushing and lashing at each other supple - bendy backs and sinewy arms working to lather each other up downstairs. Down the stretch, Troian doubles up the jab on approach; smites Beth a strapping right/left in the waist, then; sets down on a series of batting, raking hooks up top, beating Beth wobbly-butt into ropes! Harnois suddenly distressed, unsure of her footing: she ducks a right hand, but her knees give way, dropping her to all fours! Troian shouting "Come on!" with her fists clenched tight to her chest...giving it the ol' Maria Sharapova as Beth rallies off the deck.

R4: Troian strong on Beth again - stepping in a spearing jab; RIPPING blonde girl right/left across waist, then setting down on hooks to sweep Beth ropeside. Blonde girl blinking, confused...Troian's hurting her in these sequences, walking her down. Harnois on her bicycle, circling wide to her right - still bouncing in and out with that pesky pinging jab to help distract the pursuit. Troian steely-eyed, hard-hearted...she's relentless, forcing battle on Beth all around the ring.

R5: Beth shakes off the hurt, gets back to her gameplan. There's that pinging yo-yo jab off the bounce: she's triggering that limber left whether she's bobbing in or out, keeping Troian covered up. Beth picking spots to bend in on right hands - lashing sidearm rights wide to brunette ribs; curling bolo right uppercuts to tummy and sternum; looping limber rights to Troian's left ear. Brunette covering up well, but suffering hard spank in her body...Beth retakes initiative, circling and having her way in the fifth. Bell: Beth cheekily at Troian: "Maybe you should elbow me - I'm not letting you butt-in!"

R6: Ferocious two-way fighting - both girls committed to pushing-in and lashing the body. Beth's delivery whippier, more supple - she'll lay her chin out over Troian's right shoulder and lick her right/left in the body with a sexy hip-pop. Troian tighter, more rigid with her stroke - ripping right/left at Beth's waist and bringing the mitts back quick; raking hooks upside Beth's head as blonde girl rotates clockwise to escape. Withering stuff as girls curl-in, push-up and get off...it's all flying fists and swinging ponytails. Bell: Troian just finishing up a right/left on Beth's tummy...probably enough to paint the round brunette. Troian feeling her oats, shouts: "Gonna put you in my kitchen, B!" - an old apartment wrestling expression, referring to the hard-action that takes place when the fight tumbles into the kitchen what with all the counter tops and islands to worry about.

R7: Same again, only it's Beth getting the extra touch here and there to separate herself. At bell, girls are breathing hard - chests heaving, eyes glaring...ref has to step in as neither fighter backs away at break.

R8: Same AGAIN only it's Troian with a slight edge throughout, and a HUGE edge late as raking hooks brush Beth to ropes, then clip her mouth and render her wobbly butt! Harnois staring, sliding to her right with ropes holding her up: Troian hopping after, trying to kiss Beth goodnight right hands that just miss!

R9: Lithe girls not shy about bodying up and pushing each other around...Beth getting the better of it as she gets T to back up, then licks away at tummy right/left. Steady, lanky pursuit and punching from Harnois: Troian looking discouraged, scowling, getting walked down and worked over. Midway through - T leaning forward in earmuff with butt-in-ropes - Beth catches her a vicious right/left lick across the paunch that has Troina gasping. Beth resets with chickenwing left elbow pushing on Troian's right shoulder, then ANOTHER right/left slashes at Troian's gut. Bellisario frozen in anguish: Beth cuffs brunette right shoulder with a left, just to push Troian over a smidge, then OH that left hook digs in behind right elbow. Blurt of hurt, Troian: right hand clutches at her back as she drops to her knees. Weepy brunette complaining of illegal kidney strike: Beth shouting "Give it a rest - you just can't take it to the body!" ref trying to push blonde to neutral corner to restore order. Brunette fights off the knockdown, but she's desperately hurt: Beth able to square up and lather away as poor Troian sponges up the licking of a lifetime through 9. Beth hopping away all grins: big applause from Laura and Sarah as Harnois gets the answer-knockdown.

R10: Troian shows spirit - she shakes off hurt, gets to Beth with rangy hooks upside the head; right/left snatches across the waist to put blonde girl ropeside. Beth scowling, keeping elbows in, crouching forward butt-in-ropes: Troian keeping pressure on by laying in with left shoulder pushing inside Beth's left shoulder, then easing out to smoke blonde body right/left. Vicious back and forth - Beth getting her licks in, but not enough to seal the deal: Troian takes the 10th, narrowly escaping defeat to chisel out a draw. Both girls competitive as hell - pleading with respective management teams for a fight-off...permission granted! First girl to post 2 consecutive rounds, an unanswered knockdown, or of course a stoppage, wins.

R11: Right back at it - girls with good energy - Beth hopping in/Troian stepping in - both fighters lashing away right/left downstairs when it's their turn. Midway through - Troian comes off the body with those raking, stiff hooks upside Beth's head...blonde girl suddenly wobbly-butt, staggering back into ropes, then dropping to all fours! Troian crying out "COME ON!" with that tight fist-clench at her chest...Harnois trembling, blinking away tears at the betrayal of her legs. Beth has no choice - she's got to go all-in to get that sudden-death knockdown back...but her legs are shabby! Beth trying to force battle up the middle - her left arm reaching out to Troian's hip...brunette stepping back in good order, WAILING Beth to the ribs and tummy with left hands inside Beth's extended left and right hands outside of it. Beth stumbling forward, taking withering body-lash and DOWN GOES HARNOIS! Beth stumbling forward then twisting to roll to her back as Troian sidesteps counter-clockwise...brunette throwing hands in the air, leaping away as poor Beth struggles up off the canvas. Beth will finish the fight, but it's Troian's night in overtime: UD11 Troian Bellisario.

After: Troian overjoyed...and mean as she encroaches on the Foxfire corner to shout taunts at Beth and make angry faces at the other blondes. Harnois shipwrecked, devastated to the body despite doing terrific work herself...heartbreaking to let the mouthiest Pretty Little Liar squeak by. "I told you guys I'd bully her," Troian insists in postfight - looking scuffed up, but over-the-moon. "My body's too strong for Beth, I could tell that right away, and although I do respect her legs, mine are stronger as well. She couldn't do anything! If she wanted to run, I tracked her down: if she wanted to fight, I beat her up. I could probably run the table on that crew when you think about, 'cause I'm bigger than Sarah, and more skilled than Laura, while that little brat Hayden's just a nuisance to someone like me!"