Posted by Simguy on 3/11/2005.

Before: Tempestuous pre-fight sessions - young egos and tempers very volatile as baiting, physical confrontation almost constant between these two.

"Anyone who thinks Lindsay is hotter than me needs to have their eyes examined," reasons Elisha in prefight. "If we were at a pool together - nobody would be looking at her - that's how I KNOW I'll pound her when we fight. There's no way a body like that beats a body like mine: no way."

Lohan also downplaying talk of strategy to simply wallow in the mire. "I had a dream I knocked Elisha out in her bikini, a tank top, then her bra-and-panties," baits Lindsay. "Don't know what it means, but I just wanted to share that. Hey Elisha, when's "Slut 2" coming out? You get all the good roles!"

Cuthbert restrained yet again as smirking Lohan tallies a 'score' mark in the air.

Lindsay in jazzy swirl print bikini (Aristide reference), Elisha in black FHM shoot bikini.

During R1: Straightforward slugging, girls leaning in with foreheads, pulling robust lefts and rights into one another's hips, lats, tummies and tits. Elisha steadily backing Lohan up in withering trade - these aren't shoe-shining arm punches - both beauties twisting, pitching from the hips. Lohan at the ropes - punishment reaches a shattering crescendo: Elisha's fists pounding out a concussive rhythm against the ribs and firm tummy and LOHAN SINKS TO ONE KNEE! Lindsay grimacing tight, right hand grabbing rope for support AND ELISHA SMOKES HER CHEAP! Honkytonking blow atop the head destabilizes Linds, brings the ref in a-scolding: Cuthbert bodied back as poor Lohan regroups. Swaying 8 Lindsay - ON COMES ELISHA! Blonde in with tuff billygoat action, butting Lohan's face, tousle-grinding while pulling thumping body-sock in with both mitts - tummy, hips and trunks all fair game to indiscriminate blonde. Lohan's legs trembling, knees buckling under the assault BUT LINDSAY'S PUNCHING BACK! Lohan gradually belting her way off the ropes - girls swapping hefty to heaving young breasts - Cuthbert groaning as she's forced to give ground. Lohan strapping away down the stretch, teeth bared - she's scoring to the body, scoring to the temples, and CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! Woozy Elisha swooning to all fours - Lohan screeching down at that glossy blonde back as ref pushes her away. Wild swinging first sees both girls sorely tested.

R2: Lohan a little more patient, marching to midring to engage, but showing the jab, pounding back Elisha's face and stepping left to turn the blonde: Lindsay's eyes fierce with concentration. Cuthbert dukes up, pivots nicely, jabs back while keeping the right hand high - both girls showing some schooling, if a little robotic out of orthodox postures. Second minute, Lindsay startles Elisha a chopping right over blonde's left shoulder - mop-up hook on the mouth puts Cuthbert on her heels. Lindsay wading in, right hand at her cheek as she hooks the bejesus out of Elisha's throbbing midriff - blonde sent groaning into ropes, lips pursed, eyes squeezed tight as Lohan piles on. Lindsay working it: thick lefts and rights packed tight behind Elisha's elbows; stuffing lefts and rights jammed to tummy, wedged to jug; brawny bump-n-jostle muscling Elisha upright. Cuthbert windblown, arms crossed against her body - she's plaintive as Lohan's fists spank out a thudding pattern against chest, biceps and forearms, and CUTHBERT TAKES A KNEE! Elisha panting, trembling from punishment - happy smile Lohan as she looks down while prancing to neutral corner.

R3: Girls trudging into each other sweaty - unconditional subjugation the only offer on the table. Pace a little slower, both vixens a little winded from high output, torrid bodywork and clean connects - but both still punching with terrific vigour. Grinding head-on-head sequences, both tearing away in close with lefts and rights to offending hips and bellies. Girls taking turns stepping each other back - constant contest to see who can come forward at the other's expense. Wrap work being done: girls riding brawny left arms around one another's back in order to plug away free right hands jugs and tummy, staggering as one into ropes. Thick, wet, spanking flavour to the body blows - girls leaning in with heads, burying their mitts in nubile young beef. Lohan probably getting the best of it - sullen Cuthbert lands a cuffing left hand after the bell to create a mini-brawl: ref struggling to restore order.

R4: Elisha taking it to Lindsay a little bit - head-first, swinging away lusty to belly, hips, thighs, backing redhead up. Lindsay using her left shoulder to bump, jabbing and stepping out - she's trying to relieve pressure, use her legs a little bit - Cuthbert walking Lohan down, constantly getting back into that body and working hard. Elisha pounding Lohan to the jugs this round - greedy, hefty, short-arm lefts and rights across the cleavage - blonde tightening up so much she's finishing up with her shoulder in Lindsay's tits. Lohan not liking it, disengaging and circling - not much punching from redhead as blonde starts to pick up momentum. Round ends with Lindsay's butt in the ropes, redhead tilted forward behind her mitts, just soaking as Cuthbert slugs from a wide stance, mopping up the hips and flanks, sinking into midsection, bumping and looking for tidy right uppercuts in a hard-working fourth.

R5: Elisha bouncing punches off the dome of Lohan's head, then skipping in close to bury a hook to liver - Lindsay shuddering, but standing her ground, digging back into blonde with pumping right hands to midriff. Bruising two-way work - girls reaching under one another's arms to body the other back, holding and hitting, mauling each other along the ropes. Down the stretch, Lohan with a nice little jump to the right bites her hook nice-n-tight to Cuthbert's left eye, startling the blonde, freezing her. Short right hand on the ear, left hook on the mouth: Cuthbert sprawls back into ropes, face distraught. Lohan in tuff with her head, butting Elisha's left cheek - redhead pressing up, then pumping a flurry of lefts and rights to belly to bring blonde groaning forward. Lindsay putting it on Elisha hard now: big walloping right hands across the back; beefy stack-up presses into the ropes; raking, splattering hooks across the chest and face as 'Lishy leans back cross-armed and groggy against the ropes. Cuthbert drifting to her right, eyelashes fluttering and LOHAN'S POURING IT ON! Lindsay sensing quit in Cuthbert's eyes, goes all in - cleaving right crosses, big batting left hooks pound away to face as Cuthbert just stares back and THE REF JUMPS IN! Elisha belted senseless, blubbering mindlessly as she's cradled to safety - brutal TKO5 Lindsay Lohan!

After: Badly battered Lindsay rejuventated by victory - she's upbeat for cameras as she describes the win. "Elisha punches HARD, much harder than Jessica Simpson and harder than I was expecting, but no girl steps to me, backs me up and beats me down - I wasn't having ANY of that from Elisha tonight. I..."

ELISHA HONKYTONKS LINDSAY FROM BEHIND! Forearm smash atop the head drives Lohan face-first and stunned into the nearby corner - Cuthbert PILING into tender lower back with her right shoulder, grabbing ropes, setting and giving Lohan another kidney-buster for insurance! Lindsay stiffening, groaning - Smug Elisha bodies her around and stacks her up: Lindsay's arms loose along the top ropes, head lolling, lips pulled back in a groggy grimace. ELISHA GOES TO THOSE JUGS! Cuthbert deliberate: right hand fingertip-tap under Lohan's chin, then IN with the right shoulder/right forearm - 'Lishy's right foot up off the canvas as she ploughs home every ounce of beef she can into Lindsay's mouthwatering rack. Shout of pain Linds - Cuthbert resets, left hand gripping rope as an anchor: right hand tap under the chin, then IN with the beef, just turning her shoulder and wedging her body into Lindsay's mounds.

"How you like THAT Linds?" 'Lishy shrieks. "Hey? How you like THAT?" Crowd shouting in time to the blows - poor Lindsay mouth open, eyes closed, eyebrows arched high as she hangs off the ropes - IN comes Cuthbert again! And again! OH AND AGAIN! Elisha loving it, taking her time, occasionally pausing to hike up her bottoms, or adjust her own cups, smiling into the crowd, patiently looking things over and pushing Linds upright by her shoulders - but when she sees Britney and Kaley charging down the aisle, she books, leaving a suspended Lohan to throb in outraged agony.