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11 May 2003 Jolene Blalock vs Lexa Doig

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Boxing on the Beach

Posted by Simguy on 5/11/2003, 9:13 am.

Before: Blood in the water, sharks are circling--everyone wants a piece of struggling Jolene Blalock. “She’s hurting, we’re trying to take advantage--that’s boxing,” shrugs Lexa in preflight. “I know for a fact that Kari Wuhrer wanted this fight, greedy Jessica Alba anted a rematch so she could run up the score--Jolene thinks she can work her way out of the slump against me, but it’s only going to get worse. Anytime you see a fighter built like Jolene you KNOW she can’t take it to the body and I think she’s actually a little but shot from the punishment she’s taken this year. After I’m done, we’ll just upgrade that to “a lot shot”. Some personal animosity rumored--Doig apparently resenting Blalock’s snooty attitude to fighting a Sci-fi conventions--Doig like Wuhrer, Alba and many before them have paid their dues at the various ‘cons. Jolene in pale blue two piece, high-neck top, slick blonde ponytail--Lexa in leopard print bra style bikini top, dark brown surfer-chick bottoms. Small gloves by mutual agreement. So’ Cal beach n’ bleachers setting--high noon.

During R1: Lexa showing her hand speed in combination, able to take it to a tentative Blalock this round. Doig dipping in, chopping away in a blur to the ribcage, then cashing in a solid hook across bulging jugs or into that dicey chin. Blalock trying to create distance--Doig using nimble footwork to get around that left shoulder, constantly turning Jolene, keeping her off balance. Blalock forced to clinch to relieve the slashing pressure as Doig impresses early.

R2: Blalock still under attack, but able to do more this round. She’s getting the jab on Lexa--small gloves sounding out with a sharp, thin crack as she touches up the eyebrows and cheeks or drops her shoulder to slap backhands to body. Doig made to pay for real estate, but gets inside, chopping right hands down, left hands up into Jolene’s chin in busy flurries, Blalock adjusting, easing her left shoulder into Doig to smother, pivoting to the right, pulling hooks across Lexa’s mouth on the way out.

R3: Jolene in a wide stance, using her reach--jab really troubling Lexa now--Blalock’s mixing in the heat. Midway through, Blalock backing Doig up, cracks the brunette a sizzling right cross on the chops, leans to the right to pull a lanky hook across the cheek and DOIG IS HURT! Blalock leaning in and out, changing up her distance and putting limber wallops on her girl--Lexa knocking, covered up and standing immobilized at the end of Blalock’s punching. Jolene consolidates with stroking hooks tough under the elbows as Lexa gurgles hurt behind her gloves. Blalock pretty as she arches her back, ges her hips out front of these blows--her hook to the body is underrated.

R4: All Jolene all the time. Doig’s head banging back from the jab, coming back groggy, eyes glassy. Jolene stepping right, slamming in that vicious right cross, then hanging around in her front door, slashing that limber hook across the waist of her wilting foe. Clean punching drawing oohs and aahs from the crowd--Blalock’s lighting it up--Doig battered, facing into blows--she’s shellshocked, not answering back.

R5: Lexa out with a furious buzz saw attack of lefts and rights, working into and out of a little crouch as she slashes in the blows. Blalock giving ground, blocking most it it and by the second minute--she’s stamping that jab to chest and face to restore order. Doig grows sullen, leaning forward behind her guard--easy for Jolene to tug her forward off balance and sidesteps her pretty as blonde starts to showcase. By the final minute--Blalock has Doig staggering along the ropes--blonde using her left hand to tug at the waist band of Lexa’s trunks, pulling and pushing and stabilizing the brunette with it, while pounding away righty up top Brazen beat down has Doig stupefied--she’s shipping punches at the ropes, gloves weak at her cheeks, no longer stopping the incoming. Ref steps in and calls a hgalt to the beat down--TKO5 Jolene Blalock.

After: Blalock grim-faced as she struts back to her corner--all business as she methodically breaks down and pounds out a game, but outgunned brunette. Jolene getting a warm reception from the beach crowd--she’s got the figure and punch for it, but obviously years for primetime PPV status--she’s moody, impatient in victory. Doig busted up and dazed--has terrific tools, but ran up against a rejuvenated Blalock jab and right hand today--any bantam would have had trouble.

Reposted by Archer 4/9/11.

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