Non-Title Bout

Posted by Simguy on 10/11/2003, 9:29 am.

Before: Brooke Shields the special commentator for this fight, cream pantsuit and green blouse, gold jewelry: she’s every inch the People’s Champ in attitude. “I don’t blame Daisy for this fight,” says Brooke. “She’s only taking advantage of her opportunities--it’s Chicken ala Loken I’m pointing the finger at. There’s no way I shouldn’t be there--no way, but Kristanna doesn’t want any part of Brooke Shields. I look at Loken and I see myself 10 years ago--just getting by on bigness, looking to outmuscle my comp, and that’s why Daisy does so well against her. In fact, I’m predicting a Fuentes romp in this fight to defy the experts, I haven’t seen ABY improvement in Kristanna to suggest that she can handle Fuentes’ tricky style the second time around--I think Daisy picks her part and slaps the cuffs on her HUGE in this one.” Fuentes in BI battle dress (black leather sports bra, black wet leather mini trunks and black wet leather mini-skirt with gold tassels, wet black leather boxing boots), Kristanna in purple S curve one piece.

During R1: Daisy slouching to the ropes, tucking her chin behind her left shoulder, closing up her stance, looking to rock and counter supple off the ropes. Loken able to come forward, able to touch her girl in the shoulder the jab, then slam away to that left hip a meaty right hand, then she’s on Daisy, working. Kristanna moving her hands in short, clubbing swats--chopping away Daisy’s arms, back, breadbasket--anything. Fuentes riding it out, blocking a lot with the left low across her gut, slipping a lot--then answering with quick, cuffing hooks body and jaw and a sudden, spitting right uppercut from the closed stance. Brisk two-way pace pretty even until Fuentes shakes Kristanna up that right uppercut poke, blonde stops punching, and takes a series of walloping left hooks on her ear as Daisy beats her girl in a semi-circle to the left. Loken buzzed, rattled en route to her corner--still fitting Daisy’s style like a glove.

R2: Daisy jabbing, bouncing to her left early, then fading to set up in the ropes, obliging Loken to come in,. GORGEOUS counter punching off the ropes--Fuentes so sneaky, so supple, pointing the left shoulder to roll Loken’s hacking blows, turning to fit short right hands square in Kristanna’s breadbasket or poking to her chin, then cuffing her the hook as Daisy closes her stance back up. Brilliant hit-and-not-hit has daisy safe in the pocket, not getting hit clean, and absolutely teeing off her on aggressive foe. Loken busting up and wobbly butt at the bell--she ships an unspeakable number of clean shots--wowing ringsiders with her ability to absorb punishment and still basically  keep her girl pinned to the ropes.

R3: Back to back shutouts Daisy Fuentes--she’s just patiently chopping her girl up. Loken crouching in close, hands at her eyebrows, then hacking away with short, bludgeoning rights and lefts. Fuentes bending and parrying, never getting hit clean keeping her left across her body, right around her head as she rolls and twists. Daisy punching in spots, tearing up great chunks of Loken midsection with swatting lefts and a stamping short right, clouting Loken’s chin hooks and right uppercuts, using her shoulder bump to ease Kris out of position, nudge her off balance. Loken soaking up an outrageous connect percentage and apparently unfazed--she’s shiny with punishment, but willing to pay the price early to keep the pressure on.

R4: Maybe it’s working--Daisy lounges on the ropes, rolling and blocking, easing Loken back with the left shoulder, but Fuentes not getting off with the authority that she has been. Loken continuing to hack away, setting up Daisy’s left shoulder and out hustling her--tuff little left hands in the stomach, mean-spirited rights in the back and behind the elbow, clubbing work up around Daisy’s head and shoulders. Fuentes shaking her head “no” at many points, unimpressed, but she gives up her first clear round as Loken works her over.

R5: Fuentes meeting Loken midring just to change-up--Daisy showing the jab, then turning slightly with her chin tucked, backing off to fade the receipts. Daisy repeating the move,, gets Kristanna moving in, reaching on right hands and a BOOMING right uppercut counter lights Krissy up big tine! Daisy cold fury--stepping to the right, left shoulder in Kristanna’s chest--Fuentes turns to get that licking right uppercut on the chin again, clouts the hooks as she closes up the stance and puts the shoulder back on her blonde. Loken woozy--really coming apart--she’s glassy-eyed, falling in, trying to crowd and Daisy’s dissecting her in the process. Sneaky right uppercut, quick-snap left hook, then step to the right--Daisy getting it every time, landing loud and flush on her girl’s drowsy face and LOKEN GOES DOWN! Kris just soaking up chin checks, leaning in for more--she finally sprawls on the canvas and it’s OVER. KO5 for the winner--Daisy Fuentes.

After: Brooke on her feet, fingers in her mouth as she generates a peeling whistle--crowd roaring--daisy does it once again with that sneaky, small-girl smooth (relatively small anyway) against the most imposing specimen in the sport. Fuentes standing in the pocket, blunting most of Loken’s work and reaping a savage harvest of body and head shots all night long, Kristanna trudging back to her corner more and more beat up as the rounds progressed--she gets a real learning experience in there tonight. Fuentes tops it off with a glorious walk of shame--taking her shabby victim for a luxurious, all expenses  paid trip to the four corners of humiliation.

Reposted by Archer 4/25/11.