VICTORIA’S SECRET BODY SADDLE TOURNAMENT

“FINAL TWO” ROUND

(WINNER MEETS CHARLIZE THERON)

Originally posted by Simguy on 1/12/2008. 11:47 pm.

Before: “It is very much like preparing for Theron,” Jen G says in prefight, “Both are very tall, rangy-strong women; both are natural welter who crack a ton with the right hand; both are very mobile and good boxers technically, and both think they’re the hottest things in the gym. Charlize is more offensive-minded, more liable to mix it up; against Becky, I’m going to be focused on cutting off the ring and bringing the fight to her. Charlize is also a little bit better counter puncher, so against Becky, I just want to be first, get after her body a bit and crowd her. Really, it’s the best preparation I could have for Charlize, should I be fortunate enough to win through.”

Romijn resplendent at the dais: quick dismissal of Estella Warren has Becky at an all-time high coming into one of the biggest fights of her career. “I’m not supposed to be here,” Becky grins, milking the pause for chuckles. “I’m not.  Charlize didn’t want me in the tournament, and with good reason, ‘cause I knocked her ass out. The Vicki’s Secret girls didn’t want me because I’m an SI girl and I blow them away when I’m in the same room with them. Most people thought Warren was going to walk right through me, and here I am again: supposed to lay down for Jennifer Garner. Well, I’m here to shake up Jen and Charlize’s party. I’m taking out Jen, then I’m putting a second loss on Charlize, and I am walking away with this thing!

Reebs in black lace push up, black lace velvet boy cut trunks; black aerobics shoes and white socks; black gloves; pigtails. Jennifer in a tan western motif bikini with loin clth; tan boxing moccasins; black gloves; pigtails.

During R1: Garner scowling, uptempo, doubling her jab to close with the taller vixen, blasting it straight right hands into Romijn’s torso. Becky loping away from body-shock, hopping to her right—just trying to find her distance,. Too much Garner pressure—she’s pushing he pace, hounding Becky to corners, pound to her chest and tummy: Romijn frowning as she issues early clinches for ref’s breaks.

R2: Becky gets the jab out, right hand at her cheek as she pumps stiff stick. Garner pelted, has to back off, circle-back—leggy display from both women as they curve in on each other. Midway through, Becky knocks a left at Jen’s eyebrow, then leans in to clean up a right hand to face: Garner’s head spanked back hard, knees buckling slightly as she stamps for balance, Becky shifts weight to front (left) foot, working rigid left uppercuts—all blocked by Jen’s sturdy forward guard. Garner countering off the block, hooks Rebecca’s chin, startling her, Becky backing away hands down: Garner forward with the lead right, then turning on another hook, catching Becky’s mouth as she’s backpedalling. Becky’s round, but nothing coming cheap—Jen fighting back after absorbing Romijn’s best.

R3: Becky boxing beautifully—pivoting around her lead left foot, nice wide stance, punching down on Jen midring. Pulsing, heavy jab keeping Garner on the defensive; muscular, rangy right hands—Becky turning her torso into the shots, really pouring’em at Jen. Garner blocking, but getting shelled, unable to penetrate through 2 minutes. Down the stretch, Garner backing up in good order, luring Becky forward: Jen almost at the ropes, blocks a lead right with both mitts; quick hook catches Becky loading up a wide hook, taking blonde on her teeth: Garner crouching on follow through side-stepping-right as BECKY GOES DOWN! Short, crisp counter locks up Becky’s legs, puts her on her face at the ropes. Reebs up relatively quick, but buzzed, lips parted in stupor at bell.

R4: Garner back on the attack, doubling her jab to close, lounging in low to pound shafting rights against Becky’s ribcage, Romijn grimacing—she’s shying away from the hurt, trying to lope back and lick Jen a hook a receipt. Garner reading it well, not advancing until Rebecca’s gotten off, then pursuing at speed. Becky being big—throwing the right hand hard, then using both hands to push shorter woman back—just not busy enough to take the round from the aggressive Garner.

R5: Garner scooting-to, doubling the jab, rifling the right against Becky’s chest: Romijn hating the body –thump. Becky backpedalling, pivoting to her left to turn at ropes—Garner rapidly after her. Minute and a half in, Jen jabs as Becky’s pivoting: garner’s right hand drives to CHIN instead if chest, catching Becky completely by surprise. Crunching blast swivels Becky’s head slamming hard off mat--elbows planed on canvas as eyelashes flutter—legs straight out, twitching. It’s over—ref waving in ringside physicians as Becky is hurrrrrt. KO% in devastating fashion—Jennifer Garner.

After: Promised super-fight showdown (CT/.JG) happens after all—Becky withdrawnj on a stretcher as Charlize looks on, Garner featuring dimples, smiling and hugging her peeps—but she’s restrained: nobody in Garner camp has forgotten what’s coming up. Charlize Theron/Jennifer Garner for all the marbles.

Reposted by Archer 7/26/09.