BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Simguy on 6/12/2004, 8:34 am.

Before: Lori busy on the sand, getting rounds and bouts--dependable veteran Hatcher a nice comeback from  young, prime Cuoco--Loughlin hoping to be the quicker woman in this fight. “Teri can still punch,” says Lori, “but that’s about it--those legs are shot. I just want to put Kaley behind me, take it out of Teri and hopefully finish her up early.” Hatcher with a nice lanky style--it’ll be her long angular punches against Lori’s short,  clipping combinations. Lori in bikini--lavender top, navy bottoms; Teri in bra style bikini--pea green top, pale blue bottoms--standard outdoor ring, southern California.

During R1: Lori jumping out to a quick start--spitting jabs body and head, hopping close with a jolting right from the shoulder, then raking brunette hooks in brisk combination. Classic Loughlin, darting in and out, tangy punches in bunches, tarting Teri up body and head,

R2: Hatcher warmed up, unpacks the jab, instantly complicates the fight for Loughlin, Teri with one of the best sticks in the division, Lori can’t penetrate--she’s out on the end of the punch where Hatcher can extend whistling right, Loughlin defensive, using her legs to pivot left, step out--but Teri’s meanspirited one-twos have Loughlin in retreat.

R3: Teri settling in, dominating territorially, swaggering to midring and controlling Loughlin at a distance with stick. Lori skirting the perimeter--changing directions to shake the pursuit, but Hatchers legs not as shot as advertised. Teri loping into position, locating Lori the jab and leaning into hard right hands--skidding impact of Lori’s guard and shoulders, but blonde getting moved by the blows.

R4: Teri jabbing, walking Lori down, now veteran brunette goes body with lanky, cranking hooks flat amidships, Loughlin down odd her toes, grunting as body work takes effect--she’s lingering in front of Hatcher more often, bending at the waist, looking to hook out of the crouch, Final minute--Hatcher rocking forward and back on widespread legs manages to land a looping right to Loughlin’s jaw, putting blonde wobbly butt. Teri reloads, straighten the right and really puts it  on Loughlin’s form chin--Lori spills bleary-eyed to the ropes, legs trembling on the verge at the bell. Smoldering look of satisfaction from Hatcher--she’s all dialed in.

R5: Teri pouring it on, showing good energy, getting right on top of Lori from the outset. Ferocious, torrid right hands from Hatcher as she bends in, reloads, bends in again--Loughlin wilting, shying away from the howitzer rounds as Hatcher walks her  down. When Teri’s not strafing the chin, she’s hooking that midsection--rich, ripping gouges, snapping the fist off Loughlin’s taut belly meat, shivering Lori’s legs, Palming and pushing from Hatcher--she’s a bully, rolling Lori up for a shutout this round.

R6: Teri with the left low, leaving it on her stomach as she leans into smashing, all0-inj right hands up top Crowd screaming as Loughlin starts getting caught--not just once, but repeatedly on the jaw and temple, big, clanging right hands. Lori sputtering around the canvas, belted pillar to post-when she hits ropes and covers up--Teri struts to her and helps herself to the basement. Hatcher with that lanky, strapping delivery, tearing at Loughlin’s gut, palming  the shoulders back and going to the jug with slinging wallop--Teri just pouring on the shellack with Loughlin on last legs. Defiance from Lori--she’s getting shredded, but occasionally tugging Teri’s chin counter hooks in between Hatcher’s haymakers--Teri completely committed to the offence, willing to get tagged in order to keep heaping it on. At the bell, Lori all busted up, bleeding from the nostril, eyes with a buzzed, shellshocked glaze--she’s getting her ass kicked big time through 6.

R7: Lori with a cute adjustment, sliding back to induce Teri forward, getting to give up a little range, Teri hurling right hands predictably over the top--Loughlin slipping under, coming back with the rolling hook--she starts tagging Hatcher’s chin almost in choreographed fashion and HATCHER’S LEGS GIVE A SHIMMY! Teri stepping in a fence post hole, suddenly forlorn--Lori hops in with that quick-tagging lead right, hooks the belly, hooks the chin, turning her shoulder nice and tight behind it and HATCHER SCOOTS TO HER REAR! Teri all a-swoon--tarted up nicely by quick Loughlin fists with plenty of time on the clock. Teri takes a weaving 8 band ON COMES LORI! Loughlin sensing the moment goes all-in--letting her hands go in batting patterns to the waist, then sliding back as Teri groans forward, walking brunette into tight, curling hooks on the lips and breasts--Hatcher extending her arms to clinch, all limp and shook--hooks , and as Teri wilts backwards again, Lori leans into clubbing right hands hard off the face, Hatcher out on her feet, facing stupid into blows, not even registering as her tits are pancaked--Loughlin just smashing away at what’s left AND THE REF STEPS IN! Stunning TKO7 Lori Loughlin.

After: teri falls victim to her own success-beating Loughlin senseless, applying the finishing touches, but underestimating plucky blonde’s will to win. Lori employing the counter hook to get Hatcher in trouble and making no mistake on the finish--one veteran looks like she’s got lots of gas, the other looks like father time has finally caught up with those slender legs.

Reposted by Archer 7/27/