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12 June 2009 Jessica Alba vs Neve Campbell

Page history last edited by Dradis 14 years, 8 months ago

Posted by simguy on 6/12/2009, 10:34 am

 

BEFORE: "Neve's the perfect tune up for Missy," Jess confides in prefight. "Campbell doesn't have Missy's legs or volume anymore, but she'll give me hard punching rounds - and I need that. If she can last 5 or 6 heats, that'll be just fine. After that, I'll put her on her back and prepare to take back my belts. I've always been the cure for Missy and it's about time we started dealing with her." Neve non-plussed - feeling a little over-looked in prefight. "Looking past me much?" Campbell quips. "Jessica's a talented, mistake-prone fighter - and she's making a doozy right now. When you fight Neve Campbell, you damn well better prep for Neve Campbell, or you're gonna get knocked on your ass. Jessica better be careful: she's not the hot ingenue anymore, no matter what her people say - boxing's pretty much all she's got cooking right now: she can't afford mis-steps. Like picking me as a tune up for Missy!" Jessica in sleek black bra-style bikini; hair in long, low blonde ponytail; black gloves. Neve in leopard print bra style bikini; black gloves; hair in choppy tousle - damp and messy for fight.

  

During R1: Jessica at Neve with jabs, left uppercuts - punching hard off lead (left) plant leg. Campbell showing blocking defence: dukes up, elbows in. Alba not getting through up top, switches to lanky whacking of Neve's waistline: better hunting being had as blonde claims steadily. Down the stretch, Neve shipping body-swat finally hooks-back in anger, turning Jessi's chin. Brisk left uppercut buzzes Alba's chin again, forcing a panicky cover-up: Neve immediately downstairs with hook-to-live, bunching Jess up. Alba stricken, doubled forward while backing butt-to-ropes: thumping follow up enjoyed by Neve - she works Jessica's flanks, propping her up with the left shoulder to steal round one.

 

R2: Jess shows good resilience: up on her toes, loping the ring...seconds in, she walks Neve into a slinging right cross - follows it up with rising, clapping lefts, punching Neve dizzy. Campbell sputtering, trying to weave her way forward: she takes a licking left uppercut to chin, drops to all fours with a dazed look of wonder. Jessica all sleek on the strut-past - giving Neve a good gander at those long tanned legs. Blinking 8, Neve: she regroups, comes forward behind her guard; Jessica shows leg. Smooth, sleek stuff from Alba: clockwise rotation; flicking, backhand jab body and head; slicing right-hands-of-opportunity keeping Neve under threat. Campbell able to weave close at times, emerging from swerving crouches with vicious hooks to Jessica's breasts, right flank.

 

R3: Jessica at her prettiest: wide stance; smooth clockwise steppin' and pivotin'; right (back) heel up off canvas; popping jab penetrating, spanking Neve's face; whippy left hooks/dip-n'-rip left uppercuts flowing off the jab. Late the round, Jessica unleashing sidearm buggy-whip right hands to Neve's waist - strapping at the thickness. Campbell just a spectator when Jessica's executing like this: Neve's lips tight, eyes frowning in discomfort as Alba has her way. Bell: Jess all demure and unbearable - little smirking smile as she bows her head en route to corner, thinking through her success.

 

R4: Good start by Neve gobbled up, overturned by Jessica's legs. Alba loping, pivoting, roaming around, keeping her distance. She'll disengage, walk to her right while glaring over her left shoulder, hands swinging freely at her side. She'll curve back in at Neve, forcing Campbell to cover up as long-limbed lashing's flow forth. Jessica showing the whole arsenal: licking, limber rising left hooks and uppercuts; buggy-whip right hands to the body; slinging right hands to the head. Jess even getting brawny at times - setting her feet, bumping the left shoulder into Neve, setting weight on right (back) foot, and just picking Neve up tight little scraping right uppercuts inside. Campbell walking forward, getting banged up: her thumping touches to Alba's ribs coming at great expense through 4.

 

R5: Jessica wheels and deals - showing her prettiest form in taking Neve apart at range. Glorious stuff - Jessica dictating range with loping legs and a stiff, educated jab - picking her spots to set down on power. Neve batted and swatted about her tummy and right ear as Jess deploys limber hooks; Neve's chin bedeviled by Jessica's curling left uppercut. Sidearm, lashing rights crack against Neve's flank: brunette grimacing, hunching forward behind mitts, pale body pinking up badly under Jessi's touch. Alba not just dancing: she's edging in with that left shoulder, planting weight on that right leg, and scraping away right uppercuts at close range. Neve put wobbly-butt at points, slugged out of her stance at times and walked down: she finishes up face-in-gloves, taking it tart to her ribcage at bell. Jessica wheels on her heel - breathy touch of ponytail whispers across Neve's eyes, parting her lips in astonishment. Campbell in a fury back to her corner, barking for water and smouldering throughout the break.

 

R6: Neve tackles Jess to ropes, reaching round blonde's back and leg-driving her backwards: ref shouting warnings, reefing at Neve's shoulder to pull her off. Campbell re-securing Jess with the same full-body press: blonde crushed to ropes, bullied as Neve throws hard left shoulders into blonde chest, chin. Alba struggling, grimacing - she's trying to bump for slugging room, looking for uppercuts. Neve with great position - she backs off a smidge, giving herself room to operate: withering beat-down administered as Neve leans in close, head on Jessi's chest as arms churn away. Gruesome thumping noises from second minute on: Alba's ribcage drumming under Neve's tough; Alba's lips parted. Right hand finds Jessica's jaw buckling her knees: marauding hooks rip at Jessi's ribs and waist, tearing at the liver. Down the stretch - Jess wilting under brutal shove-and-slug: Neve clips a swift little left uppercut up top, then BURIES the hook to liver, tucking it in deep behind Jessica's right elbow. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jess to her knees, then sprawling forward, arms wrapped around throbbing body, forehead on canvas as she sobs in agony. It's over: Neve finds liver, ends Jessica's night KO6.

 

After: Neve slowly being outclassed, picked apart: she solves for X with her patented hook to body, brushing aside Jessica's good work...and Jessica along with it. "Gave her a few too many minutes," a scuffed-up Neve admits with a sheepish grin. "She was touching me up a bit there, getting her back into shots - that's when you know Jessi's really comfortable in the ring, and that's not good. I had to shake her up, roughen the fight: everything was proceeding on her terms and I had to take that away from her. Alba's sturdier than she used to be, but she's never been able to take my body shots. I just needed to stabilize her and make her eat a few, to get her out of there!"

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