Posted by Simguy on 9/12/2003, 7:17 am.

Before; Intriguing bout for Jewel—not often that Kilcher is expected to finesse an opponent to have a chance, but that’s the situation she finds herself in against Knowles. “It’s those middleweight legs of Beyonce’s,” says one BLONDE! magazine fight analyst. “Jewel can’t play stack and pack with this girl—she’s going to have to box, make Beyonce move her feet. Liz Hurley proved that even the sneakiest girls can’t stand in front of Knowles and expect to win.” Klicher in teal bandeau bikini, slick ponytail—harem girl look for Beyonce: gold lace push up and girdle, white see-through harem pants over white trunks.

During r1: Knowles extending her arms to embrace Jewel—Beyonce looking to body up and walk her girl to ropes, but Kilcher’s not cooperating. Jewel standing in the pocket,. Stays compact, slices into Knowles and slams home a straight right hand to the heart that has Beyonce’s legs CRAZY with hurt. Jewel’s not done—sticking out the left to measure, she thrusts home the straight right hand to the belly, drawing a boozy moan from Beyonce—Knowles is shambling backward. More driving right hands straight down into the paunch back Knowles to the ropes—Kilcher able to set up the way experts said she couldn’t and it’s a beat down! Jewel jamming her head between Beyonce’s mitts keeping her hands low and free and she’s gong to work! Right/left on the girdle; right of left uppercuts through the middle; rib-rattling combinations that work their way up the torso to cash in hooks and right hands upside Beyonce’s head. Knowles just stacked up against the ropes and worked over—she’s blubbering at the bell—Jewel bouncing back happy to her corner with a shutout.

R2: Beyonce all pouty, wan ts her body on Jewel again—Kilcher crouching, just extending the left, stepping back and to the right then SMOKING home the straight right hand heart-punch under Knowles’ outstretched arms. Beyonce sobbing out, legs bending, then straightening—she drapes up high on Jewel—smaller blonde wrapping up around the waist, lifting Knowles onto her toes and jam-packing her head between Knowles’ mitts, working her midriff, then coming off the body with hooks and uppercuts, Beyonce all stunned, punished—palming Jewel’s shoulders, cupping her ears, sobbing as the smaller girl works her over hip to head! Another bruising shutout leaves Knowles sniveling—Kilcher moping up big time through 2!

R3: Jewel storming over to clean up on the dregs—Knowles snarling with frustration and hurt, dukes up to receive the change. Girls trade right hands—Jewel’s to the body, Beyonce’s to the forehead—come back with hooks and KILCHER”S LEGS GET FUNKY! Jewel wandering away to the left, then turning her back in a fog—she just meanders across the ring, Beyonce stomping after her –Kilcher finally steps in a fence post hole and stumbles to all fours before Knowles can punch her in the back of the head, Jewel up at 8, but windblown, eyes vacant as the ref wipes her gloves off on his shirt. Knowles storming in, bobbing her upperbody slightly to get the timing for a rampaging flurry! Slobberknocking   lefts and rights—Beyonce throwing down on Jewel with both hands—Kilcher’s head on bobble, guard drooping as punches blast past—mouthpiece sails as jaw goes slack—it’s CARNAGE! Jewel’s legs lock up—she slumps forward—Beyonce able to carve punches in under the chin to get vicious head swivel on the slumbering blonde and the REF STEPS IN! TKO3 in savage fashion—Beyonce still trying to push her way through past the man and slug at the helpless blonde on the ropes

After: Beyonce outrages at the punishment Jewel meted out to her body—officials holding Knowles back, trainer trying to calm her down—someone needs to remind the diva that in boxing, the other girl gets to hit, too. Jewel doing it her way, going right at Beyonce and making a mark, but in the end, that smash mouth approach played to Knowles’ strength as Kilcher just couldn’t take the receipt.

Reposted by Archer 11/28/09