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12 September 2009 Sophie Monk vs Holly Valance

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Posted by simguy on 9/12/2009, 10:46 am

BEFORE: (image of Monk in bikini - http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=21139) Rival aussie popstars trying to make it in Hollywood: Sophie makes the first move as Holly stumbles in recent competition. "She's hurting," Monk says, eyes shining with Holly-hate, "Now's the time to push her aside. Holly made it to California first, but I'm making the bigger splash: beating her up just makes things that much more clear for decision makers in this town." Valance just as motivated, just as career-savvy: she knows how important it is to check Monk. "Sophie's been biding her time like a little snake," Holly seethes, "but it's all going to backfire. I'm not ducking her: it's time to slap her down and send her home sniveling. There's definitely only room for one young blonde Aussie sexpot in Hollywood, and that's ME!" Venice beach; ring posts set up on sand. Holly in black string bikini; small black gloves; Sophie in yellow bikini with splashes of white; small white gloves.

During R1: Midring; wide, flat-footed stances: girls jab and hook at each other. Holly a little more creative - stooping to reach jabs to tummy as well as poking Sophie's mouth; hooking Sophie's breasts as well as her chin. Monk's stick stiff and heavy, knocking back Holly's head when it lands; Sophie tucking hooks in behind Holly's right elbow with some authority. Good patient work rate under a hot sun: tanned blondes slicking up sweaty; leather spanking out crisp n' clapping off taut Aussie's bods.

R2: Sophie taking ownership of Holly's jugs - jabbing 'em, stepping in and hooking 'em to back Holly up. Midway through, Sophie hooking off the jab: she steps in, catching Holly a palm-down left across the chops buckling Valance's curvy legs. Holly distressed - stepping away in sand, looking to trade space for time. Monk stepping aggressively-to, lowering her head, pounding robusto to Holly's waist as Valance shows rigid earmuff.

R3: Sophie continues to push the pace - hounding Holly to corners, ropes. Valance uncertain, shying away, leaning onto her back (right) foot: she's looking very reluctant to trade. Sophie coming in off her palm-down hooks: she's sliding left arm in under Holly's right, holding Valance steady for close-in rights. Fighting in this loose clinch favours Monk: she's chopping a right hand to Holly's left hip, then quickly coming over the top to hack at Holly's cheek. Valance dipping and rolling in the grasp, trying to take the edge off: she's being bullied, tummied around the sand and mauled as Sophie proves stronger.

R4: Sophie swishing through sand like she can't wait to get on Holly. Valance shying away, pointing left shoulder at Monk: Valance slipping/rolling shots, being very supple on her hips as Monk swings away. Not a lot of clean contact, but Monk's the clear aggressor - Holly hard pressed to draw and hold lines in the sand. Final minute, Sophie with an overhand right: Holly rolls-right, slips it, answers back a curling little right uppercut clean to chin and MONK'S SHOOK! Sophie suddenly distressed, staggering wobbly butt to ropes: she's still trying to steady herself when Holly hurtles on in. Valance squirming to push Sophie upright, then BAM! BOOM! Holly cuffs a cute right/left to Sophie's trunks. Poor Monk sobbing out, cringing forward: Valance reaches in under Sophie's arms, chesting her back into ropes and GOING RACK! Holly ALL OVER Monk's jugs - Valance bearing teeth, in there close, rolling her fists and shoulders in tight churning patterns, wiping and scrubbing in a frenzy. Sophie wailing, confused - she's slumping in ropes, baring her throat and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO4 Holly Valance in hardhearted, scrubbing fashion.

After: Holly lifts a post-fight left knee up inside Sophie's left thigh before ref properly intervenes: Aussie girls showing each other no mercy on US soil. Cheap shots and jug-mugging spoil a nice-looking Monk debut: Holly refusing to play stepping stone to her countrywoman and rival. WALK OF SHAME! Snarling Holly taking no chances - left arm in around Monk's waist, Holly guides her snivelling foe around the sand, showing her off, getting her to arch her back and display those conquered jugs to an appreciative mob. When stationary, Holly occasionally reaching across to buff-and-shine Monk's breasts with the right forearm like she's polishing the hood of a brand new Porsche.