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13 August 2010 Julie Benz vs Kate Hudson

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 7 months ago

 

 

Posted by for simguy on 8/13/2010, 10:28 pm

 

 

 (result by simguy/verbage by simgrrl)

Prefight: Kate Hudson's no longer the cupcake she was once considered; she's toned and tightened her body; developed six pack abs and, more importantly, she's not only learned how to fight, but she wants to fight! She's supple, bendy, wiry and nimble; no reason not to rank her in the top (what? 35? 50?) bantams. Hudson's not with a stable, she's being managed and trained by mom Goldie Hawn, the 1970's "it girl" and Kurt Russell. "I don't see all the fuss they're making about this Julie Benz," Kate grumped. "So she was on a couple of cable shows and got supporting roles in a movie or two; that's pretty much the story of every failed actress in H'wood. Then look at my career: 'Almost Famous' - Oscar nom - Check; Plenty of other awards - Check.; 'Bride Wars' - best fight award - Check; Name on dozens of 'hotness' lists - Check. Has Benz EVER made ANY of those? Yadda...yadda...etc., etc."
Julie just shrugs off comparisons with Kate. "I haven't slept with the New York Yankees infield either; but I won an award for my work on 'Dexter' - of which I'm very proud. I guess if we were going to stand toe-to-toe and beat each other over the head with résumé's I'd be worried, but since we're 'only boxing' maybe I don't have so much to concern me, huh?"
Kate in a black bandeau top, matching hipster bottom; messy hair. Benz in sheer lace bra, matching boy-cut panties, thigh-hi stockings. Julie wins the 'sexiness' battle...easily.

During R1: Julie Benz out stalking behind a solid jab, closing the distance, setting up inside to trade hooks to the body. Kate using her height edge, snapping at Julie's bulging bra like a hungry terrier. Girls rotate clockwise; Benz hooking the body, Kate boob bashing with every small-breasted girl's hard-hearted vengeance! Again, they swap hooks to the body and chest. Benz backs out, shaking her head. Now it's Hudson doing the chasing, running Benz down, cornering her and going to her bosom with unseemly eagerness. Benz clinching, digging little hooks to Kate's wiry ribs down the stretch while Kate continues to fit tidy uppercuts in under Benz' bouncing boobs. Sheer lace bra not providing much protection and at the bell, Hudson glaring, tossing her mane, grinning approvingly at the sight of the rosy red flush she's put on Benz' beauties. A close round goes to Hudson.

R2: Julie working behind a firmed up jab; selling it better as she's committing to boxing rather than brawling mindlessly. Julie turning her girl clockwise; quick-stepping back to leave gaps for Kate to fall into. Kate still furiously jug hunting, letting Julie get away with doing the tactical stuff. Midway through the round; Julie jab-jab-jab-hook, then steps back and as Kate comes forward, she walks right into a sweet, short, left hook that catches her flush! HUDSON'S DOWN! Kate's knees unhinging, she drops on her tight butt and rolls over onto all fours. Blushing, she's up quickly, brushing her seat off, nodding that she's fine while the referee wipes her gloves. Hudson seems OK as she retreats in good order; her defenses firming; footwork coordinated. But offensively it's all Benz and she boxes smartly the rest of the way - hooking Hudson's body whenever she leans forward in her earmuffing. Final ten seconds, Benz unleashes a furious flurry of punching that has Hudson covering up, crouching against the ropes. Clear round to Benz.

R3: Kate recommiting to the body; coming forward; landing several solid hooks to Julie's body and succulent breasts. Benz circling away; batting down Kate's jab; her own snapping, crisp, jab slowly bring Kate into grudging compliance. Once she has Hudson controlled, Benz flips the 'power' switch and begins to bring brisk, straight-punching, lefts and rights in combinations. A bit of payback this round as Benz touches Kate's bra, pounding puppy to send the message she won't be messed with in that way. Julie fighting much smarter than in the first, easily takes this round. Hudson, although unhurt, unable to assert herself as Julie's class dictates the pace.

R4: Kate not backing down, coming steadily forward - finally hooking her way back into Julie's ribs and torso, this time staying there as they grind away at close quarters. Benz, teeth gritted, covering up in the pocket, maintaining sturdy defense while Kate punishes her arms, sides and flanks with steady, hard, good work on the inside. Kate gets into Julie's rack a bit here as well, grinning whenever she punches upward and sees Benz' bootiful boobs jostled and bounced around in her little bra! Julie not letting herself be distracted by the jug muggage, however, maintaining her focus on the task at hand; jabbing and hooking; wearing down the slender Hudson bit by bit. Late in the round, Benz lights Kate up with a flurry to the head, then shoeshining her bosom as Hudson earmuffs. Just a bit of tit for tat, I suppose!

R5: Benz slide-stepping back in her stance, walking Kate into check hooks and straight right hands, then sidestepping, turning and setting her feet again to do it all over. Hudson foolishly chasing her, plunging forward, running into real punishment. Quick left hook staggers Kate; an overhand right buckles her left knee. Hudson wobbly butt at the minute mark, but still trying to compete. Julie setting down on her punches, no longer using her footwork to control the ring; letting her fists to the job. Another flurry of hard hooks to the head, followed by a straight right and HUDSON IS HURT! Kate in trouble from a series of clean connects; gloves at her temples, butt on the middle rope; Julie throwing at will now with nothing much coming back from Kate. Benz steps back, glances at the referee and when he doesn't do anything, she steps back in and PIK, PAK, POP, throws another flurry that rocks Hudson's head left and right. Benz turns and glares at the referee who suddenly gets the message and hustles in, gathers Hudson up in his arms and pulls her away to her corner where he hands her over to her mom and waves off the fight. TKO5 Julie Benz.

Hudson shoves the referee aside, tries to bull past him to get at Benz. He grabs her again and wrestles her back into her corner, shaking his finger at Goldie and telling her, "Keep your girl in line or it'll cost ya!"
Kate protesting the 'early stoppage' still (woozily) combative afterward, still wanting more Julie.

After: "Typical FCBA. It's like Ginny's still part of the KruZherZ; cutting back room deals to help her fighters. You know Kate wasn't hurt, not at all; she was luring that bimbo in and would've gutted her if that incompetent official hadn't run in to stop it," says Kate's mom Goldie Hawn, too protective of her baby girl; unwilling to admit her spawn wasn't in control of the fight at all times.
Kate Hudson more down to earth, though still unable or unwilling to admit defeat. "She hits hard, for a little girl," Kate acknowledged grudgingly. "She surprised me a couple of times. Was I in trouble? Not to the point they should even have thought of stopping it that early. I was protecting myself; still punching; had my wits about me. I'd love to get Julie in the ring again because when I see her, I don't think BENZ, I think FORD...you know, 'Fix Or Repair Daily'?"
Julie grants that she didn't like the way it ended either, although "...the referee was right to stop it when he did. I hit her pretty solid with a some good shots and there was nothing coming back. I always want my opponent stretched out on her back rather than walking away more or less upright, but the FCBA has an investment to protect and we can't have good young fighters ending up in mental wards...at least, those who shouldn't be there. I didn't want to hurt her and she's a lot tougher than expected. I hit her with some hard shots - ones that would have taken out a better fighter - and she stayed up. There was no reason to force her to take any more abuse though, she was a beaten blonde at that point."
Asked about future plans, Julie smiled, "I've got a contract for Ashley Greene next. If I get by her, and it's no sure thing, I think Ginny wants to position me for a title run later this year or early next - depending on how I'm doing. There's only so many more years I can compete, so I may have to rush things a bit more than a younger girl would - but I haven't fought that many times and my career is taking off, so I probably have 4-5 years before the public tires of seeing me fight in lingerie or bikinis."

Photo reference
Julie Benz: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2KSCMZW6BjE/SnydkUfnAzI/AAAAAAAACxM/d_n4bDwmGYE/s400/Julie-Benz-13.JPG

Kate Hudson: http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/kate-hudson-bikini.jpg

 

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