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13 Jan 2008 Jennifer Ellison vs Lucy Pinder

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Boxing on the Beach

Posted by simguy on 1/13/2008, 5:43 pm

Before: "Only a matter of time before Lucy realizes I've surpassed her in every way," says Jen in OK magazine. "People are tired of her chubby figure and ho-hum face. She's drab: what people want is FAB, and that's why I'm here. Pushing Lucy out of the picture will be pure pleasure for me: I was born to best that girl." Pinder responding in the SUN: "Jennifer is rubbish," the brunette stunner contends. "Her fight with Danielle Lloyd was appalling - no one believes for an instant that she has the heart to take a Lucy PInder pounding. I will expose this tart for the whining little bint she is, and remind her why I'm tops in this field." All expense paid trip to Aruba and SUN sponsorship puts these girls in an outdoor ring at an exclusive resort poolside (hot sun overhead). Jennifer in orange bikini with push up top, black bottoms and orange belt - long blonde hair soft and loose; white gloves. Lucy in black bikini with polkadots - heavy reinforced pushup halter top/tie side bottoms; white gloves; hair up.

During: Jen snarling, hopping forward, right hand back behind her as she steps in and whacks Lucy a lusty roundhouse in the shoulder. PInder dukes at cheeks, elbows in, takes the blow, pushes both her gloves into Ellison's breasts; clubs a slappy hook, trades right hands as Jen punches off her back foot. sloppy slugging/bumping sees girls careen all jugs-a-jumpin' to ropes: Lucy wrestles her way on top, riding her left hand behind Ellison's head. Jennifer stooped forward, right hand at left shoulder, left arm across her tummy as she sits in ropes, receiving Lucy's plowing rights amidships. Pinder back straight, holding and hitting - just plugging away righty as Jennifer blurts in outrage. Ref's breaks push Lucy back, but she's very aggressive - pushing her way back in, muscling Jennifer to a seat on turnbuckle and ropes, riding the left behind blonde head while plowing away downstairs crude, but buxom right hands. Not boxing, but fun to watch anyway - crowd hooting in approval as Pinder cleans up Ellison to bell.

R2: Free swinging melee midring - Ellison baring her teeth, slapping away lefts and rights - so's Lucy - both girls buffetted about pretty faces and heaving jugs. Pinder blinks first, driven backwards by the painting shellack being applied - Ellison walks Lucy down with a pushy jab, knocking at PInder's forehead. Jen squaring away, knuckling Lucy's guard to prep her, then sloshing away thick to gut: crowdpleasing plowing wallop beats a blurt of pain from stooping Lucy. PInder tilting forward, shows V guard (hands either side her chin, elbows together at her tummy) - grunting and fretting as Ellison beats her. Jennifer teeth bared, eyes blaziing - she hammers away at Lucy's hips and flanks, jamming in flat-knuckle with her elbows up and out. Pinder eventually smeared sideways to ropes, presenting her left side as she cowers and covers up. Ellison glorious - rising her left forearm atop Lucy's upperback while plowing repeat right hands into the Pinder backside. Bell: Jen's still bunching up buttock - ref has to enforce the break as teary-eyed Lucy shouts in protest.

R3: Midring, Lucy walks into a shoving Ellison right hand - blonde locking out her elbow and punching fairly hard, shunting Lucy to her right. PInder off balance - she takes a pushy left in her left ear, stumbles sideways, steadying herself with a right hand in the ropes. Ellison steps in very wide, pulling a huge, looping right hand over the top, bouncing mitt off skull and stunning PInder. Lucy hurt, turning her right side into ropes, left hand at her temple, right arm still draped along rope: Ellison in wide stance drags a sloppy hook into brunette tummy, then one into jugs to beat Pinder back-to-ropes. Lucy trying to cover up, but a shoving right punches her face back off her gloves, unhinging her knees. Ellison leaning in with the left, carrying into Lucy after punching her face: brunette loosening badly, head lolling. Ellison bodies Lucy to ropes, stacking her up, pounding a right hand into Pinder-paunch while crowding in close, then shoving weepy brunette upright against ropes again. ELLISON ROMPS TO JUG! Great, plowing rights and lefts slam into heavy, bulging jug - literally pounds of breastmeat bunching up on impact and sloshing back into position as Jennifer wails away. PINDER'S WILTING! Lucy groggy, sobbing aloud - easy for Jenny to slam past brunette's feeble raised guard to get after that healthy rack and the REF STEPS IN! TKO3 To jugs, Jennifer Ellison.

After: Ellison whooping it up - in the world of UK cover starlets, this is a superfight and Jen's just pounded Lucy into stupor. "I knew I was best," a happy Ellison blurts in postfight. "Lucy is shabby and tired, and just look at her: ruined!"