BEFORE: "Sienna's so slender," Scarlett says, eyes dancing in anticipation, "it's hard NOT to think about going to her body. My core is stronger - I'm more compact: I'll take Sienna to ropes and conquer her tummy to tummy if I can - much the same way I did Sarah. I could box her - I think I'm superior in that regard - but boxing's Miller's only chance to get anything done against me...why give her the opportunity?"

Sienna hard-eyed - feeling the pressure both from a very confident opponent and the high profile A-list pedigree of the match up. "I welcome Scarlett tummy to tummy!" Miller asserts at podium. "She's not Jennifer Love Hewitt strong after all: if Scarlett crowds me, she'll get all she wants inside. I won't be bullied by Scarlett Johannson, and I may have a trick or two up my sleeve to thwart her in turn. I shall be very wicked with her if I have to be: giving up my title is simply not in the plan!"

Scarlett in charcoal neoprene scuba bikini with black belt; small black work out gloves; long coppery curls loose. Sienna in black bikini top/leopard print bottoms; small black workout gloves; blonde hair loose.

SIDEBAR: Sarah Carter volunteering her services as scout for Team Miller - bringing her recent observations of Johannson as well as fresh tactical to the table. As Sarah tells BLONDE! Magazine: "I'm no fan of Sienna Miller's, but anything I can do to help get Scarlett beat, I will!"

During R1: Scarlett in southpaw stance - weight on right leg/right shoulder forward: Sienna countering with left leg/left shoulder forward. Johannson quickly in off her first series of slap-chop right jabs - wrapping around Sienna's slim waist, driving her to ropes. Girls struggling for position - Johannson on top, her arms in underneath Sienna's...suddenly, Miller's small gloves clamp onto Scarlett's long hair from behind, yanking her head violently back, allowing Miller to spin off the ropes! Ref steps in with warning and finger waggle in Miller's face: cold British disdain as Sienna's in no mood to be lectured. Miller in forward aspect - weight on left leg as she's pivoting clockwise: she's spearing stiff jabs, working off Scarlett's right shoulder, turning Johannson midring. Scarlett rolling/slipping poke - weight on her back (left) leg as she's leaning away, looking for openings. Miller pecking away from outside - trying to place straight right hands in the ribs of Scarlett's right flank: Johannson trying to time these shots with short counter right hooks. Down the stretch, Scarlett's slowly guided Sienna to apron: sneaky overhand left caresses Miller's right ear/chin, knocking her to ropes! Johannson looking for a round-stealing flurry, but Miller dips at waist, comes up right uppercut/left uppercut - both fists placing firmly in Scarlett's trunks to bunch the challenger up "UH-H!" Sidestep Miller puts her behind stricken Scarlett as doubled-over Johannson stumbles face first into ropes...blonde girl able to buggy-whip lash a sinewy right hand across exposed redhead kidneys, buckling Scarlett's legs at bell. Scarlett blinking in confusion, hurt where it's tender...she flashes an accusatory look at Sienna: Miller with just the hint of a "I do what I must" shrug in response.

R2: Scarlett out hard-eyed, rotating counter clockwise - chop-thrusting out the right jab - as often as not punching Sienna's raised left hand. Girls circling thus - Sienna looking to time Scarlett with a right; Johannson looking to do the same with her left. Midway through, Johannson scoots forward while pawing her jab - she carries a scooping left deep into the pit of Sienna's belly, bunching her up. Girls entangle...Scarlett able to body Sienna to ropes - redhead sliding her right arm in under Sienna's left. Scarlett pressing Sienna ropeside - redhead's left hand securing blonde right wrist...Miller grimacing with the strain of trying to twist her hand free. Scarlett suddenly releases - punching the left hand snug to blonde ribs, then digging it to tummy: Miller slapping back with her right hand with less leverage. Squirming stuff - Scarlett controlling Sienna's body, pitting left hand against right as girls dig at one another's torsos, of chip at opposing faces. Ref eventually has enough - pulling 'em apart: Scarlett repeats her pattern of paw-jabbing her way in, securing Sienna's right wrist, bodying her to ropes, then mauling her. Sweaty, panting stuff...Johannson scuffed, but generally in control. Bell: Scarlett pushes up off angry Sienna, chirping, "Too curvy for ya, hey?"

R3: Miller at Scarlett with chopping right hands from a 3/4 sidearm delivery - trying to slap at tits or chin with whippy leverage. Scarlett scampering to her right, then ducking under the blasts...she's eventually able to poke a straight left counter directly to the point of Sienna's chin, punching her head back to a roar from the crowd. Scarlett reloading, doubling up the straight left to Sienna's chin before Miller can rally: blonde legs give a shimmy...Sienna stumbles to ropes in shock! Scarlett prowling forward - yo-yoing the left hand to bait Sienna's guard forward, then twisting torso-left/shifting weight to back (left) leg while pulling across a high, hard right hook clean to jaw! Miller smote, slumps into ropes awe-struck...she's hurt! Scarlett bending at the waist on follow through, then leaning forward - slinging the left hand wide to the side, catching Miller atop her right hip. Miller shabby - damp blonde hair in her eyes as she pushes out a don't-hurt-me left jab: Scarlett dips her head just outside the jab while bringing her left CRASHING to blonde mouth inside Miller's left...Miller swoons against ropes, out on her feet! Scarlett's right hand secures Sienna's left wrist, holding it down and to the side while redhead twists her torso into clapping left hands, punching Sienna's face sleepy! Miller mumbling, twisting herself to her left to put her face over the top ropes, her left arm pulled by Scarlett across blonde belly - Sienna's right arm dangling down at her side. Seething Johannson - still smarting from early low blows - punches Sienna insurance left hands between the shoulder blades, keeping up the pounding until ref steps in. That's it: weepy Sienna collapses in official's arms - Scarlett Johannson ascends the flyweight throne via TKO3.

After: Carter immediately tweeting: "Sienna didn't do what I said: I wash my hands of her!" Johannson crying tears of jubilation as she stymies critics while punching her way to a title. "A lot of haters thought that I could never be a factor in boxing," Johannson says in postfight, "well - this one's for them! As for Sienna - I'm VERY disappointed in her. We had a chance to show what A-list talent could do in this fight - we really could have put on a skills exhibition to set the standard for the division, and instead she digs at my trunks like a Disney reject! And what's up with pulling my hair? That's not cool, and it brought out the beast in me which I'm sure Sienna now regrets. I lost my head a little bit when I punched her in her back - so to my fans, I apologize - but make no mistake: any girl tries to check my trunks, or pull my hair, or do anything cheap and sleazy like that...I'll come back at her double!"