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13 July 2001 Jennifer Connelly vs Katherine Heigl

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Posted by simguy on 7/13/2001, 7:45 am.

Before: Jen Connelly adamant: "I am NOT a 6 to 1 underdog in this fight. Kathy's a chubby slugger tailor made for me - I don't care how hard she hits. She might start this fight a big juicy plum, but she'll leave a shrivelled up raisin after I'm through with her." Bettors, bookies and Heigl herself couldn't disagree more, as Kathy says, "Jen wanted this fight - nobody can accuse me of padding my record here. I don't care how many of hers I have to take - I only need one of mine to get through. How's she going to go 10 rounds without feeling my power?" Jen in red sports bra, navy boy cut trunks, ponytail, Heigl in black crop top tshirt (TIGHT), black aerobics bottoms, ponytail.

 

During R1: Connelly's got to get on top and stay there - she comes out busy to establish handspeed, hook. Heigl stubborn, standing up straight, gloves high, taking Connelly's thudding hooks to the belly and rightside ribs but not offering back at all. Jen with her right taped to her cheek, getting her rock hard body into double and triple lefts, pivoting to her left with her shoulder against Heigl's big body, then re-issuing leather. Down the stretch, Kathy finally shows signs of wear, cringing and bending a little with the body shots - Connelly comes off the tummy and bites a hook in around Heigl's guard and KATHY GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Heigl with gloves at her temples - open mouthed as Connelly rams her head in between Kathy's mitts, plugs lefts and rights into the gut, then clubs up top with both hands as Heigls staggers back at the bell. Shutout with feeling - Jen Connelly.

 

R2: Heigl gets a lecture - responds. Right hand under her chin, left out front to jab - she menaces Jen back, poking the jab, then hooking underneath with satisfying claps across the rigid torso. Jen moved by these punches - she can't hold her ground when Heigl steps into punches. Connelly takes over late as Kathy slows down - quicker punching brunette able to beat Heigl into a shell, keep her there just by being first.

 

R3: Jen still fighting in spots, but Kathy exerting dominance slowly but surely. Heigl walking Jen down, rangefinding jabs setting up bodyshot hooks setting up short right hands from the chest to Jennifer's head - Connelly often spilling out of her stance to regroup, she just can't afford to let Kathy find a rhythm. Another round to Heigl - if Connelly can't back her up, she can't win.

 

R4: Heigl walking in, gloves at her cheeks, pawing the jab, just trying to get close enough to get off at her leisure when Connelly catches her mid-hook - HEIGL GOES DOWN!!! Kathy stunned by a perfectly timed counter on her chin takes a seat midring as the crowd roars to it's feet. Kathy wide eyed in shock, hastily gets to her feet, and she still can't believe it when Jennifer jumps aboard. Vicious Jake LaMotta style beating at the ropes - Connelly digging her way into Heigl's plush midriff with 3 and 4 batting hooks, then jerking one into the breasts, then clouting teeth with a chopping right to reset the left hand for more sustained aggression. Heigl can't get her back off the ropes - she's staring in frank amazement as Jennifer wails away to the body, jugs and head - Connelly just GIVING it to Kathy as hard as she can. Blonde takes every punch well enough, but she finishes up humming, shutout by the brunette's non-stop slugging.

 

R5: Girls close at midring, Jen gets off first - Heigl just covers up and starts to give ground. Connelly almost leaving her feet to bury her left hand into the creamy belly of her foe - Heigl grunting as Jen's hard fists bite deep underneath the protective elbows. Beautiful bashing combinations from Connelly - she's piecing it out, ripping at gut, clubbing at jug, and trying for the chin whenever Katherine's guard starts to slip. Heigl finishes up with her back on the ropes once again - getting the stuffing beaten out of her by a fired up Jen Connelly!

 

R6: All Jen all the time. Heigl just a big dumb blonde punching bag thus far - leaning in with that peek-a-boo defense, giving away her waist to SAVAGE punching, eventually getting hurt and allowing more and more openings upstairs. Connelly doing a brilliant job of cluster punching, then stepping over - constantly setting up on Katherine's right shoulder, basically taking the blonde's right hand out of the equation with pure postioning. Right side of Katherine's face all shiny and sore as Jen starts to get there at will, and those ribs have to be ACHING through 6.

 

R7: Jen has it sussed: She's keying everything off Heigl's body and the big girl isn't taking it so well now. Kathy stooping forward, grimacing, still earmuffing with her guard and rarely moving her hands - as if being big were good enough. Connelly working up a healthy sweat as she bangs the body, then comes up the middle with uppercuts from either hand - as soon as she gets Kathy leaning back, Jen unpacks the wide left hook and starts clobbering that jaw with gusto. Final moments - Kathy stumbling forward, Jen stepping back and helping herself to great clubbing rips at Heigl's prize melons - walking the blonde into bludgeoning lefts and rights at the bell.

 

R8: Jen continues to outwork, harrass her foe. Heigl's right eye closes this round, giving up the ghost the way the rest of the blonde seems to want to. Kathy sullen, taking punishment, and rarely fighting back - Connelly's sheer volume, deft pivots seem to have sucked the will and spirit out of the bigger blonde. Girls get to hooking late and Jen's knees buckle as an innocent left hand from Katherine reminds everyone of the dynamite in those mitts even AFTER the soaking she's taken.

 

R9: Late connect seems to have given the blonde new life. She trades with Jen early and comes out ahead - cuffing right hand skidding off the top of Connelly's skull sends the brunette staggering sideways. Kathy following up big, finally getting her weight going forward, touching Jen with a crumpling jab and following in behind a short, punishing right hand to the forehead. Jen clubbed and buffetted all around the ring, looks to be wearing down. Final moments - Jen in retreat, stops and stakes all on a leaping left hook that crashes clean on the jaw, putting Heigl wobbly butt and nearly sitting the big girl down again. Punch drains Katherine of bravado - she covers up and stoops forward again, giving away her luscious body to Connelly's brutal treatment to the bell.

 

R10: Crowd roaring as Jen Connelly comes out, pounds Kathy's left eye with an overhand right, and gets her hips and back into 3 ripping hooks up underneath the elbows to send the blonde groaning onto her heels. All downhill for Heigl from there - she's punching back more, but Jen's taken too much out of her - nothing on the big woman's punches as the brunette backs her up. All Connelly down the stretch as she bullies the plush blonde at the ropes - palming up on Katherine's shoulders, turning into clipping right hands to the breasts, then straight arm left hooks to the hip and side that have Heigl blubbering in pain. Fight ends on the harsh sound of brunette leather dishing out a one-sided beating at the bell. Comes back UD by WIDE margin Jennifer Connelly!

 

After: Pandemonium in the ring as Jennifer is hoisted high and feted by her cornermen - she pulls off a Dani Fishel sized upset in handing out a disasterous drubbing to one of the most feared punchers in the game. Unfolded exactly as Connelly bragged it would, "I told you all - she couldn't handle the work! She was all, 'I'm Katherine Heigl, I'm too bodacious to lose', what a joke! 2 words kiddo: ROAD WORK! Having two chins doesn't mean you can take twice the punishment baby!" Heigl sobbing - distraught in her corner - undertrained, overconfident, it's a hard learned lesson for the blonde tonight.

 

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