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13 March 2011 Ch Summer Glau vs Kate Beckinsale

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UNIFIED BANTAMWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:30 am

 

BEFORE: Team Beckinsale swaggering these days...Kate delivering documents to FCBA head office, announcing plans for a "radical reorganization" of the bantam division once she's Queen; documents to the various rankings agencies with new rules and regulations for doing their jobs; champagne and caviar on order for fight night; British press being flown in en-masse for what most believe will be a Beckinsale coronation. "Once Summer has been swept aside," Kate gushes in prefight, "I will usher in a glorious new golden age in the FCBA. Finally, the fans will have a champion they can look up to and truly adore. Finally the crown will represent beauty, supremacy and legitimacy - erasing the stain left by marginal champions and ho-hum fighters. The Age of Beckinsale will be a shining time of..."on and on in that vain: Becks very much seeing herself as the 'new broom' coming in. "What a load of horseshit," a bewildered Summer Glau says at podium. "Seriously? She's going to mandate contender-fights and sign off on rankings? I mean - hello: I'm right here, you know...we DO have to fight first. Sure everyone thinks I'm a big underdog, but Britney's better than Kate and uh-oh, look what happened there? All I'm saying is how 'bout we fight first before Kate gets all royal on our asses!" Kate in light purple World's Sexiest bra and panties set; small black gloves; hair tangly/loose. Sum in black bikini; small black gloves; hair straight/loose. Ref asks girls to touch 'em up, Kate informs him: "She should kneel first." Glau: rolls eyes, turns away before she does something rash.

During R1: Summer lithe, hopping in circles, using the ring: Kate stalking - hands up - tattooing Sum's chest via rapid right/left/right pokers to locate. Summer lashing whippy shots off her hips to Kate's flanks/ears...Becks walking through, jabbing for Summer's mouth, looking to add on the short right cross. Down the stretch, Kate solves Summer's movement with a rolling left/right to trunks in close: Summer bunches up "UH-H!" - Kate bodies Glau to corner. Sum: elbows close together at stomach/hands tight to cheeks. Kate squaring up - left hand touching at Summer's collected forearms while right fist pounds at leftside ribs. Good meaty spank: Kate's small mitt denting Summer's flesh, punching her breathless at bell.

R2: Summer hopping all frisky/gangly out of her corner - weight on left (front) foot as she reaches right hand way back, then twists herself into a swinging discus-punch to Kate's jaw! Crazy-sweeping sidearm shot crashes home in palm-down trajectory...Kate's head rocked to the right...she baby steps to her right in shock at the willowy clout! Glau hungrily at stunned Kate: buggywhip right hands lash at Beckinsale's left hip, chopping at regal beef...Kate grimacing, stumbling into ropes momentarily winded. Summer attacking pocket all through second minute: Beckinsale tightens up - blocking guard and general sturdiness enough to render Glau's work in-effective. Down the stretch - Becks rallies, engages in toe-to-toe, hooking Summer's chin aside and loosening Glau's knees! Summer rickety, stumbling: Beckinsale walking her down, ripping left/right to ribs as Glau's forced to clinch. Bell: Kate with a nice forearm across the throat pushes Summer to her buns late, earning a harsh warning from ref.

R3: Kate frowning with concentration: Summer's loping movement; weird, swinging punch trajectories outside make for difficult reads. Organized Beckinsale front does impose order however: Kate walking Summer down behind a pulsing jab; throwing both hands tidy to ribcage; hooking up top as Summer's withdrawing. Glau limber about the ring, but frequently tapped in her mouth by Kate's educated jab: Becks able to close and work in spots.

R4: Same again - Summer leggy/willowy about the ring - launching unpredictable whiplash punches from her hips: Kate stalking in hands-up configuration, cutting off the ring, fixing Summer's position via the jab, then cleaning up her ribs. Slender girl grimacing, escaping...Sum keeping her back clear of ropes, but not doing much to discourage Kate's relentless pursuit. Round finishes up with Kate punching her way into Summer's jugs right/left/right: straight, stamping blows rattling Glau at bell.

R5: Summer retreating in wide, wheeling turns - Kate impatiently after her. Sum rotating clockwise...Kate turning-with...Becks wrong-foots herself, stepping right foot forward as Glau unleashes sinewy sidearm right CLEAN to chin...Kate wandering right into it and BECKINSALE GOES DOWN! Hideous collapse - Kate's right leg giving way when she plants on it...she twists on her way down, hitting on right shoulder, rolling to her back! Crowd in shock - half the audience unable to see the punch...Glau hopping away half-stunned as Beckinsale's helpless. Whining, sniveling Kate Becks rolls over, somehow getting to her feet...legs are gone, eyes glassy with how-could-you tears...and the REF WAVES IT OFF! GOOD LORD: TKO5 SUMMER FREAKIN' GLAU!

After: Glau momentarily confused, then leaping around in exultation: Kate out on her feet a shocked, gobsmacked loser...Summer G retains the belts and reaffirms her status as the new upset queen of the FCBA. "She just didn't respect me," Sum shrugs in postfight. "I knew I could catch her coming in, because she didn't think I could hurt her - but guess what? I'm whippy, and I hurt girls plenty when I catch 'em!" Becks unconsolable - breaking down into great wracking sobs in her corner: odds are she'll never have a better chance to secure the belts...what a horrific lost opportunity for the British stunner.

 

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