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13 March 2011 Keira Knightley vs AnnaLynne McCord

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Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:11 am

 

BEFORE: Tense photoshoot...girls face to face...Keira reaches left hand to take a lock of Annalyne's golden hair between thumb and forefinger, gently rubbing as if in search of quality. McCord raises right hand - gently brushing Keira's hand away without slapping...girls making snarky eye contact throughout: nobody wants to be the first to lose composure. "I don't get the whole 'Keira Knightley' thing," Annalyne complains in prefight. "Seriously - not a great looking woman. If she were at the CW, she'd be a second-tier Nina Dobrev type - max: she just doesn't have the gear, you know?" Knightely seated, head tilted back, big-oval sunglasses covering her eyes as she snores softly until an aid gives her a nudge. Coming-round, Keira mumbles: "Is it over? What a stewpid cow." Black bra and pantie set for Annalyne (from recent 90120 reveal - AM making a strong bid to wrest back CW status from Aly, Nina et al); small black gloves; hair loose. Keira in yellow bikini; small black gloves; hair up/ringlets framing face.

During R1: Straight legged stances - girls extending left hands and pawing/jousting at length, then poking in the right: each wants face/chin. Minute mark - Keira's left knock-knocking at Annalyne's mouth rattled McCord: follow up jamming right to jaw has blonde girl stutter-stepping. Swinging left bounces off McCord's face...her right foot picks up/steps down a couple of times in bad spots - spilling her to her right. Keira chasing - hitting Annie a right hand to left ear as McCord's reeling: BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Annalyne clouted to hands-and-haunches: she's up all trembling-lipped, stricken-eyed. Resume: good desperation from McCord - flashing eyes/bared teeth as she jams away straight left/rights - punching Keira's face and denying British clean-up.

In between rounds - selected squad of 6 cheerleader extras from HELLCATS takes the ring for a combination ring card/cheer routine number. Oh that crazy CW marketing dept.

R2: Both boxers electing to wade in and slug: long, slender limbs held crooked at elbows as girls wind up, slosh wallop to bony ribs/hips/flanks tender tummies, perky tits. Fun to watch - limber girls trying to stand strong and carve away in turns: small mitt spanking impacts; breathy gasps; "hate-you" eyes. Bell: Annalyne's probably gotten the better of it.

R3: Annalyne continuing to wade in - svelte, sleek-built girl electing to twist on her hips and ship shellack to slender Keira. Knightley bullwhipped around the ring: she's grimacing/yelping when smote - clearly not enjoying the lash. All for naught: late the round, Klever Keira luring Annie in...swinging check hook catches McCord to mouth as she's loading up...there go her legs...willowy torso whipsawing hurt on supple hips - blonde eyes glassy: Keira's stolen the round with a single crack!

R4: Annalyne rights the ship - getting back to boxing. Smart steppin' from McCord - circling clockwise - feinting - ramming out the jab - twitching quick right hands off the shoulder. Keira's hands up, but so's her chin: British vixen taking a true scuffing to delicate features as American fists chisel out points.

R5: Lovely Keira classy, but having her problems negotiating range with long Annalyne: blonde girl proving able to box with former champ. Thoughtful, intense minutes...girls circling - trying to spot the jabs...Annie getting to Keira's via swinging, rigid, slightly sidearm rights that jam to a halt on Keira's jawline.

R6: Same again - Annalyne outjabbing Keira, outlegging her: Knightley looking frazzled, scuffed up as McCord chips away. Annalyne's swinging, slightly wide power punches keep slamming onto Knightley's jawlines with surprising frequency: British girl blinking, starting to unravel from the hips down. Down the stretch - good surge from Annalyne sees her pelt lefts and rights to Keira's head as Knightley's stumbling away...British girl eventually punched onto her buns for a knockdown near the bell.

R7: Annalyne's energy good, colour high: she's chasing Keira now - reaching and lunging for her - hounding her with sinewy-legged pursuit. Knightley looking cramped and grumpy - circling retreats keep her off the ropes, but her face is shiny from the constant nick of Annie's mitts.

R8: Keira jabbed on her mouth, then jammed righty to jaw, then HOOKED to face as she's wobbling...Knightley stumbling around like it's her first time in heels. Annalyne pouring on lanky blonde heat: lashing, sidearm buggywhip strokes assault Keira's ribs for the first time, beating cries of complaint from British lips. Knightley miserable, beaten along all ropes: Annalyne frisky, upbeat in pursuit.

R9: Knightley receiving straight left/rights on her mouth...she turns her head to the right, stumbling awkwardly, hands extended to ward off punches. Wide, swinging left takes Keira on her cheek, knocks her head back, further destabilizes her: lithe Brit topples wonky to ropes, covering up face-in-gloves. Annalyne: teeth bared; arms lashing withering tic-toc wallop to either flank...poor Keira sitting in ropes, sobbing into her palms as paralysis sets in. Keira helpless, trembling as hard, small gloves pelt off toned, sleek chassis and THE REF STEPS IN! Annalyne cripples Keira TKO9!

After: Sweet redemption for the former CW hegemon: Annalyne making a strong case that she's still got the right stuff. "Boo-hoo Keira!" McCord bleats happily in postfight, mocking Knightley's tears when the ref moved in. "I told you guys I'd be way too much. Honestly: Keira over here? Second string. I'd put her in my back pocket every time!"

 

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