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13 March 2011 Title Ch  Jennifer Garner vs Cameron Diaz

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UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE

 

Posted by simguy on 3/13/2011, 9:32 am

 

BEFORE: "I'm thrilled to be fighting Cameron for the title," Jen gushes in prefight. "It's like all the kids have been swept away, and now we're at the adults table again - the serious fighters; the girls who really know what they're doing in the ring. Nothing against the class of 2009-2011 but let's face it: they've still got some work to do. Cameron Diaz and I are definitely the two best fighters in the division - and that's how it should be for a title fight." Diaz equally enthused, though not as charitable towards her opponent in prefight. "The problem for Jen - two problems really - the first problem is: i'm like a wall of talent," Cam says at podium. "I'm a talent-tsunami, and I just break over girls and flood them with class they just can't believe. The other thing is that Jen's a good champion, but she's BORING. The champion of boxing's Tiffany division should be the girl who shines the brightest - the shiniest bauble in the box, you know? You put those two things together - the wall of talent, and the sizzle, and you get why Cam Diaz is destined to win this fight. Jen can compete, but she can't compare. She's not worthy, and I'm not afraid to say that out loud!" Cam in scarlet bikini (Knight and Day) hair in twisty bun with long bangs bracketting face; small black gloves. Jen in electric blue sport bra; navy blue sport bikini bottoms; small powder blue gloves; hair in battle braid with wispy strands framing face.

During R1: Cam dancing clockwise - bouncing on lead (left) leg - hands waist-high: Jen bobbing, turning, hands in earmuff as she's crouching forward. Diaz flicking out the jab off the hip - spanking away head and guard on weaving Jen - keeping Garner outside. Sudden, chopping right hands drop down onto Jen's face - Cam just lifting her right hand out of her front pocket and chipping it into her opponent's head with supple delivery. Jen muscling back vicious counters - trying for Cammie's chin: Diaz leaning back on her hips - showing a bendy back/radar like instincts in avoiding trouble. Garner shut out - brunette still negotiating distance while Cameron's gathering touches.

R2: Jen weaving in close, bobbing under siwshing blonde left/rights...rocketing Garner right hand pounds Cameron's chin, turning blonde noggin aside early. Cam well-struck - immediately tying up head-and-right-arm on Jen - blonde girl shaking her head "No, no, no" to signify she's not hurt. Ref pushing 'em apart...Cameron's legs springy, tireless, bouncing and sliding her around Jen as clever blonde fists poke, chip, slap and cuff away for control through 2.

R3: Cameron Diaz leg-show still in effect...blonde so relaxed, lithe...weight noramlly on left leg as she's bounce-circling. Cam's hands waist-high - blonde girl trusting bendy-backed reflexes to flinch her out of range whenever Garner tries for chin. Cam's offence built around a flicking, swift left jab off the hip - she'll drop in short-chopping rights; bat away wide, open-palm lefts in supple syncopation. Garner lunging for her blonde - often made to look awkward as Diaz leans away, pivots, sidesteps to cause Jen to stagger past off balance. Bell: dimply grin Cam Diaz - she's lumping Jenny G up through 3.

R4: Garner adjusting - jabbing out of her crouch - just enough to disrupt Cam's rhythm. Jen finally finding the range with the right hand, turning Cam's chin aside, backing blonde to ropes. Diaz reaching to cup Jen's ears/pull her head down...Jen getting brawny - using chickenwing elbows/either shoulder to bump and nudge Cam into position. Garner bobbing on the spot - feeding Cam two punch bursts to tummy, then covering up to block blonde receipts. Diaz grimacing - she's warned for holding Jen a left hand behind the head while cuffing her cheap little right uppercuts. Garner bashing away when it's her turn - occasionally toggling Cameron's chin as blonde keeps hands negligently low - but mostly slamming mitts into lean blonde body-beef. Bell: Jen still working the waist...Cameron folding forward in earmuff, suffering until ref moves in.

R5: Jen buoyed by success in the fourth - she's forward with vigor, looking to close-and-bang. Cam on her toes, rotating clockwise - loose-limbed combos off the jab strafing Jen's head/shoulders: drop chopping rights; cuffing, batting, wide hooks. Diaz with a lovely, relaxed delivery - often bringing punches back across Jen's eyeline to spook and screen brunette for the off-hand blow. Down the stretch, Diaz shows off consummate skill: she's backpedaling/circling to her left...Jen pursuing along the curve...Cameron lifts hands out of her pockets, drops a stiff one-two onto Jen's oncoming face while moving backward and THERE GO JEN'S LEGS! Startling punches cause Jen to stumble forward, almost to her knees before strong legs propel her face-first to ropes instead. Cameron delighted with her own performance - she lifts her mitts, shows her dimples on the strut back to corner at bell.

R6: Jen bobbing and weaving forward...Cameron slashing and cuffing at her, then sliding back out of range. Garner's cut! Sudden lightning bolt of red at the hairline...Jen grim-faced, keeping up the pressure. Cam rolling to her left - jabbing the cut without mercy - leaning out of range of increasingly desperate brunette punches. Diaz insolent with her hands - sometimes dangling her right at her side with the left at her waist, just jotting left jabs into Jen's forehead. Cam lifting the right up, then drop-chopping it onto Jen's face - following up with wide, straight-arm left hooks that bat and cuff at Jen's jawline. Jen out on the end of slash-and-poke - bobbing madly as Cameron's hands seek out tender face-flesh. Final minute - Cam pivots-left around a cuffing left on Jen's jaw: brunette rocked, but turning-with, maintaining forward pressure. Cam backpedalling, dropping that succulent one-two onto Jen's face...Garner stunned - stumbling forward as Cam sidesteps and guides Jen face-first to ropes with left hand in brunette back. Diaz pounces in, lets hands go: GARNER'S GETTING PASTED! Withering blonde bombardment - Cameron's sinewy arms/back shredding into muscular relief as she bats away cuffing lefts punctuated by choppy little right hands - shifting weight in wide stance to create distance on the spot. Garner nailed again and again - the right hands doing the damage, the cuffing lefts keeping Jen startled and THE REF STEPS IN! Diaz hopping away, shouting "YES!" she's the new lightweight champ via TKO6.

After: Garner can't believe it - staring groggily at ref and saying: 'NO! What? You're...NO! No - I'm good. I'M GOOD!" Official hugs Jen to ropes as Diaz is lifted onto the shoulders of trainers and stablemates in triumph. "Wall. Of. Talent!" Cam grins in postfight. "Look at my face," Diaz says, showing one side, then the other to the camera. "That's the face of a champion - untouched, clean and pristine, baby! I'm the best - I'm STILL the best - I've BEEN the best since 1999, and I'm still gunning girls down. I turned Jennifer Garner into a bum tonight - A BUM! Bytch be gropin' for me and I just wasn't there - then Puh-POW! POW! Puh-POW! You know? Just too much Cammie D in the ring - not enough Jen G!"

 

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