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13 November 2009 Jaime Pressly vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 11/13/2009, 10:07 am

 

BEFORE: Britney retooled, reconditioned - she's looking for a fight. "I'm glad I pulled the toughest opponent in the division," Britney shrugs. "I've never been about 'easy', as you guys know. It's not about tip-toeing your way to the top and hoping you never have to take a deep breath. I've always been about the challenge. I broke Carmen Electra; I broke Jessica Alba; I retired Nia Peeples; I used up Dani Fishel. A fighter like me looks forward to a fighter like Jaime with relish. Can't wait to get it on with her." Pressly equally anxious to begin: opportunistic Jaime senses the moment. "It's probably my biggest fight since shattering Liu's come back hopes," Pressly says, eyes bright. "Britney's dropped weight/muscled up: when she comes in fit, you got a fight on your hands. I've always said, when I saw the draw come out, that Britney and I were the two best fighters in the tournament. It's a shame I've got to sit her down, but that's boxing. If she shows well though, I'd have no qualms about defending against her, once I take this thing." Britney in black bikini with lacey ruffles top and bottoms; blonde hair loose; small black gloves. Jaime in hot pink bikini; smart blonde fighting bob; small white gloves.

During R1: Jaime rotates clockwise around a stiff-stickin' jab - touching Britney belly/face in rapid succession. Spears turning, staying calm - right hand beside chin - left loose, dangling - weight on right (back) leg as she negotiates. Pressly slicing inside off angles - ripping hooks belly/breast; turning short right hands over to chin. Britney rolling/slipping, answering back swiping rights to pit of Jaime's paunch; hooking upside the head; answering to the breasts. Jaime initiating and withdrawing, circling: she's dictating the exchanges as Britney elects to counter.

R2: Britney fading back in her stance, dangling the left hand: she swat-hooks off her right (back) leg to check Jaime's early pounces. Pressly repulsed: Britney over to offence...Spears counter-pouncing in with sudden lead rights off the shoulder, catching Jaime as she's backpedalling. Spears more nimble than we've seen - cutting off the ring on leggy Jaime; jabbing Pressly's tummy, then; hopping in close to swat away tidy rights and lefts, clubbing JP about head/pecs. Pressly forced to bail and dance away: Britney applying pressure, outfighting Jaime in blazing back and forth exchanges.

R3: Jaime with that stiff, double-tap jab body and head: she's circling, turning Britney's right flank. Pressly with initiative, pouncing in off Brit's right shoulder - quickly at Britney with slicing rights and lefts, carving at the Spears gut/breasts/ears. Britney covering up earmuff, crouching down to receive Jaime: Spears blocking/rolling supple on strong hips, but absorbing vicious combination punches. Jaime working in and out - eyes narrowed, lips tight: Pressly stitching Britney up through 3.

R4: Hot-tossing exchanges as Britney waits on Jaime, then fights savagely with her when Pressly pounces in. Jaime controlling the ring with her legs - circling clockwise, initiating the exchanges: she's scoring effectively, throwing and landing more. Spears cute, supple from her rolling torso - often cuffing Jaime heavy, swatting left hooks, or catching her to paunch with swinging right hands. Pressly the aggressor however - tidying up in the exchanges - applying vigorous chamois-action swabbings to Britney's heavy breasts. Bell: girls still toe-to-toe, swatting and cuffing in close - ref has to move in as tempers flare.

R5: Britney pre-empts Jaime with lead right hands from closed stance - pouncing in on Pressly, bodying her to ropes. Fierce forehead-on-forehead fighting - Pressly under intense pressure with back to ropes. Britney in loose arrangement: right at chest/left across her gut as she's leaning in. She's using either shoulder to bump on Jaimie - twisting side to side to cuff and swat licking strokes to Pressly's taut tummy/pleasing jugs/rounded biceps. Spears uppercuts clip in close, picking up Jaime's face, startling her. Pressly mimicking Britney's hand placement and general stance, but coming in second best: Spears maintains position atop Jaime, applying steady swatting pressure to effectively shut Pressly out at ropes. Corner reminds Jaime to use her legs/stay off the ropes: Pressly huffing and puffing, obviously thinking "easier said than done".

R6: Jaime spitting jabs/rotating left: Spears turning, crouching forward, menacing Pressly with a more offensive-minded posture. Minute mark - Pressly circling/Britney pivoting: Spears in deep crouch, suddenly twists torso-left, pulling a looping right hand over the top as Jaime's trying to turn the flank. Pressly catching clean clout to chin - big head-swivel: Pressly's legs lock up and it's BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Jaime crashing to her back, face pinched in agony: Spears hops to her right all pleased - then jogs to neutral corner as Pressly struggles to rally off her back. JP beats the count ragged: ON COMES BRITNEY! Spears bodying up, making Jaime take weight on ropes, then leaning forward to work. Heavy, swatting licks take Jaime on her hips/across her paunch - Britney switching side to side, swiping her punches into her foe. Brit working up torso - using the left shoulder to bump and jostle: Jaime shouting in protest as Spears turns vicious left hooks across those Emmy-winning jugs. More bump and slug from Britney: she's constantly at Jaime's breasts or tummy - softening Pressly up for sudden uppercuts to chin in close. Jaime grimacing - alternating between crossed arm and earmuff: she's absorbing a thrilling beatdown, just trying to ride it out. Comprehensive stuff from Brit: she keeps Jaime pinned down - beats her body, touches up her face, works the breasts and punishes the arms to leave Jaime trembling at bell.

R7: Britney pouncing in the lead right, catching Jaime to face, driving her backward: Spears has regained that lost step - looking almost as nimble as in her first year of pro-fighting. Jaime routed - she's loping the perimeter, lumping up nicely from Britney's pulsing, sneaky right hands. Whenever they close - Jaime digs in flurries at Britney's tummy and tits, trying to slug for respect: Spears with her little torso dips and leans, does a good job combining offence with defence, touching Jaime up in toe-to-toe exchanges. Both women punished as Jaime firms and competes: Britney's the boss however, once again finishing the round with Jaime's tanned back against unforgiving cable.

R8: Pounce/counter-pounce: athletic, springy legged girls take turns trying for pulsing right hands from closed stances as they sway and crouch on the spot. Jaime marking Britney up, punching Spears several strong rights to face: Britney eventually giving way to circle/regroup. Jaime stalking: she pounces in off Brit's left shoulder, leading with hook-to-breast: Spears belted into ropes, forms earmuff, leans forward butt-in-cables. Jaime savage about her girl: digging furious right hands in above Brit's left hip; dipping to the left to work left hands in behind right elbow; bumping Brit the left shoulder, then hup-hup-hupping both hands underneath to chug those jugs. Spears grimacing, getting outworked: she answers back in spots - twisting side to side to pull heavy, swatting blasts against offending breasts or temples. Round ends to the sight of Jaime paralyzing Britney with a trio of savage left hooks in behind right elbow: Brit stooped forward, absorbing in her ribs, face-in-gloves.

R9: Britney pouncing at Jaime, spooking her out of position: Pressly routed, chased about the ring as Spears hops and jiggles in pursuit. Pressly nicked and grazed - she's barely evading the worst of it, running/slipping/rolling in scampering retreat. Spears frisky, jumping at Jaime, walking her down: Spears sensing collapse, just looking to get tummy-to-tummy and do work. Down the stretch, Jaime in closed stance stands her ground, presenting left shoulder to Brit. Spears with a swinging right up top: Jaime rolls-with, answers back a succulent right uppercut bolo-style to chin, picking Brit up STIFF! Spears jolted upright - heels scooting forward: she's helpless, staring when Jaime turns over a biting hook swift to chin. THERE GO BRITNEY'S LEGS! Spears suddenly in swoon - eyes tearing up: she stumbles into ropes with her left shoulder, blinking rapidly. Jaime carves in off Brit's right shoulder - riding left hand upon Brit's wide, white back while delivering sidearm right hands to face! Brit taking groggily...she crouches forward, left side in ropes - she's slumping, taking right hands over and over on her jaw/ear and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO9 Jaime Pressly in come-from-behind fashion.

After: Savage stuff - Jaime in control of helpless Britney, punching and punching at her until ref moves in: Pressly showing absolutely no mercy with Britney leading on the cards. "Had to stop her," a puffy, upbeat Jaime P chirps in post-fight. "She knocked me down - I didn't know what the judges where thinking: there's a good chance if we went to decision, they'd have given her the nod because of that. Tough fight - I knew it would be - but I also always believed I'd win. That's the hardest fight I'll have guys: the title's mine - these other chicks just don't know it yet!" Signs of resurgence from Spears in defeat however: stamina's good, legs're back, and her power's undiminished...she'll be a fearsome threat going into 2010.

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