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14 Dec 2007 Charlize Theron vs Nadia Bjorlin

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(Victoria's Sewcret Body Saddle Bout)

Posted by simguy on 12/14/2007, 9:09 pm

Before: Nadia fuming, left waiting in the ring for 15 minutes as her foe's music builds. Charlize finally entering, standing regally in a Santa-sleigh pulled by grumpy Victoria's Secret models straining into specially modified shoulder-yokes (whole rig retails for 4999.99 in the VS catalogue - for the girl who has everything). Santakini fight: short black fighting shoe with white fur trim about the ankle; a long bare leg leading to crimson low-rise retro-cut hipster bottoms of sturdy Christmas felt-cloth, belted with white fur trim; bare hips and tummy rising to crimson push up, topped with white fur trim about the decolletage. Gloves are small, black, tight and cruel, cut short on the wrist - insisted upon by Theron despite the advantage afforded to big-hitting Bjorlin.

During R1,2: Slow, muscular start - girls pushing into each other, walking each other around big-girl. Buttocks quivering with effort in those 1950s style bottoms - it's a hard-working look. Girls writhing to reach arms in under the opponent's arms - both taking turns walking the other back. There IS punching: desultory right hands by Theron , dug flat-knuckle to Bjorlin's left flank as Nadia's reaching 'round CT's ribs; Nadia pushing Charlize to ropes, fighting off her chest - good strong shove-n'-slug executed by former welter champ in spots. Also good for Nadia: she'll fit her left hand into the front of Charlize' waistband, using it to stay anchored on CT and holding her steady for clouting right hands up top. Theron alerting the ref: "Trunks, ref" when she clinches - Bjorlin snuggling close, tuggin'. Both rounds to Nadia - Charlize just testing the other woman's strength, pushing against her, seeing what's what: Bjorlin able to march forward, get position inside, move her hands - through two she's already scuffed Charlize' beautiful face and done good work on that regal ribcage.

R3: Charlize bouncier, looser in the knees - she's no longer looking to body up: it's CT using her legs. Theron hopping back 2 steps from Nadia as Bjorlin wades forward - CT creating distance at just the right moment, stalling Nadia's attack, then crisply answering with rangy right hands, slinging hooks and elastic, smashing jabs. Good relaxed, bandy-limbed stuff from CT - she's scoring heavily to Nadia's head and chest, then loping back and to either side, leaving Bjorlin stung and scowling. Nadia forward, moving her head, dukes collected at her chin - getting pre-empted, pasted, then pushed off as CT shows skill and brawn in equal measure.

R4: More of the same - Theron ringing Nadia up, walking her into shots, loping around her flanks, using the ring. Charlize' long legs graceful, strong, sinewy as she steps, pivots, slides, hops-back - shes a full beat ahead of Nadia, dictating the exchanges. Charlize turning into right hands - swivelling on her hips to get the hooks - wonderful torso-rotation into the shots generating fearsome spank as Nadia ships loud, shattering clout. Nadia's eyes a little glassy - she's bravely wading in, getting tagged, then getting pushed off: Theron leaning into Nadia palms-on-shoulders and simply rejecting her after hammering blows stun brunette. Final minute, Nadia wobbly butt, tentative: CT flat footed, shows a slow jab, dips forward and rotates torso-right; slow-jabs again and DROPS THAT RIGHT! OH, the suddenness of that blast! CT just slow-playing Nadia, lulling her, then twitching a smooth, abrupt right hand off her shoulder - CRACKING it loud to chin. Sonic blast of the shot impacting Nadia's face draws a shout from the crowd as BJORLIN GOES DOWN! Nadia on her back - head up on the bottom ropes - she's lying there sprawled, hyperventalating through pursed lips as bell sounds. Charlize beaming, strutting hands-high to her corner: that's one of the hardest right hands she's ever caught anyone with, ever - Bjorlin saved by the bell as her corner hustles her to stool for emergency repairs.

R5: Charlize cooing at Nadia, pursing mocking lips at her: it's the cruel-yet-playful Charlize we only see when she's about to cut the strings on her puppet. CT's right at her chest, left low - arms loose. Legs bouncy at the knee - CT sliding back 2 steps whenever Bjorlin staggers forward: Nadia really having trouble with that gap as Charlize extends on murderous punches. Gut check time for brave brunette: Bjorlin still dazed - dukes at her chin, eyes half shut - she dips side to side, instinctively trying to get to Charlize' chest, but long, sinuous blonde legs making it all but impossible. Theron's rhythm usually slow, slow, fast - extending either the right or left hand for a couple of taps before fetching Nadia something truly vicious from the other hand. CT slugging from a wide stance, really plowing into Nadia, turning into the shots, getting back and hips into 'em: blonde getting sleek leverage on everything. Bjorlin all busted up, head kicking back from flush shots - Nadia proving a rugged customer as she tuffs out minutes that clearly aren't going her way. Late the round - Charlize dipping to her right, flicking out a series of measuring left jabs, RIPS the sudden bolo right uppercut off the right (back) foot, arching her back into the shot. Glorious blast catches Nadia point-o'-the-chin - rocks her head back, punches her mouthpiece into the air and drops her woozy to her right knee at the bell. Theron sashaying past stunned Nadia: blonde can't wipe the smile off her face through 5.

R6: CT complaining of soreness in her hands: small gloves not providing much protection as she's detonated her hardest shots on Nadia's stubborn skull. Bjorlin tragically battered - eyes puffing up, lower lip split - but she's a gamer: off her stool wobbly-butt and looking to engage her tormentress. CT leggy, hopping back two steps while jabbing, then running Nadia onto the long right cross and stroking her left hook-chaser - but CT not putting as much vigour into the contact. Bjorlin taking the shots better - but still taking them - hurting brunette just willing herself forward, hoping to wear Charlize down with sheer persistence. CT starts jabbing Bjorlin's heavy bra, then hooking it tasty while pivoting-left: hard shellack to jug hurts Nadia while giving CT's fists a rest.

R7: Charlize jabbing, luring, leaning, turning on right hands - it's the same look, but not as forceful as blonde pace slows. Nadia catching a bit of a second wind - side to side head movement starting to make CT miss once in a while: Nadia's able to step-in and find Charlize with short hooks and blunt right hands. CT backing up, but now as a result of Bjorlin pressure - brunette fists finding blonde jawline and skull with some regularity. Nadia following Theron, hounding her - still taking Charlize' punches, but trudging through them big-girl. Late the round, CT jabs Nadia's mouth preparatory to a right uppercut: Bjorlin dips forward first, chopping the short right to CT's chin as blonde uppercut sails. THERON GOES DOWN! Charlize blasted to her back stunned - she picks her head up off canvas in wonder, eyes blinking out S.O.S. Bell sounds - Krushers rush to scoop up Oscar-winning deadweight as puffy-faced Bjorlin bellows in triumph.

R8: Theron grim-faced, flat footed - she bats her mitts together off her stool, ready to receive her brunette. Nadia pours in, bodying up and walking Charlize to ropes. Bjorlin leaning close-in, using her left hand to palm Charlize' inner right-elbow while delivering brutal, sidearm rights to CT's face, ribs, stomach. Charlize ragdolled by the assault - hair in her eyes, lips parted: she's dim and hurt, just being stubborn here. Nadia plowing those right hands home, then pushing to disengage, hooking Char across her breasts before pouring in with another huge overhand right. CT's head on a bobble - hands up, elbows in, but guard too weak to stop any of this: it's a rude bludgeoning, Bjorlin to Charlize. Theron's legs in a stiff A frame support as she lolls against ropes, soaking up her beating: Nadia staying on her girl, using the left-hand trunk-tug, shoving, bumping and hammering. Terrible toll taken on CT's face, breasts, ribcage and tummy as Nadia's able to pile on bell to bell.

R9: Nadia looking a little gassed, mouthbreathing as she plods forward. CT all busted up, also mouthbreathing - she plods forward, meeting Nadia midring for brutal, exhausted toe-to-toe. Girls swaying on the spot before each other, taking turns pounding at offending meat. CT barking in pain as Nadia's fists bounce tart off biceps and breasts; flanks; temples. Nadia sighing in pain as CT dips the left shoulder and hooks tummy with the full majesty of those Oscar-winning hips pushing through the motion. CT turning on that lanky right hand, pounding at Nadia's battle-worn face; picking Nadia up the left uppercut off the front (left) foot, then; clouting her the left hook as CT's shifting weight to right foot. back and forth - short, bludgeoning work from Nadia; longer, lankier, more sinewy fare from Charlize, but both terribly effective. Tremendous toll taken on both women, but CT halts Nadia's advance, essentially brawling Bjorlin to a standstill midring.

R10: Grim, glorious trade midring - crowd delirious as girls close, swap. CT dipping, bending - elbows in tight, face in gloves when Nadia's beating her. Bjorlin getting caught counter uppercuts and swaying on the spot, hands instinctively stacking right atop left at her chest, elbows out. Small gloves sounding out in bright, cheery spanks as women punch each other drowsy. Slowly, but surely, it's Bjorlin coming forward, slugging her way into CT, eating the response, then bumping Theron back. Fight drifts to the Krusher corner, Charlize lumping up, woozy, reaching for Nadia's head to pull it down. Bjorlin squirming, writhing arms to deny the clinch - she's not even looking, just slamming in punches. CT's head rocking back and around from random blasts; CT's body bunching and cringing as Bjorlin rotates her shoulders, bumps that tummy. CT growing limp, no longer resisting: Bjorlin able to body-stack her upright and POUND those breasts - hacking and stamping at 'em with robust lefts and rights at bell. Comes back one point duke - CHARLIZE THERON!

After: 5 rounds a piece, extra knockdown to CT - Bjorlin sobs out heartbroken as decision is announced. Theron still swaying, angrily pulls Heidi Klum close, saying: "Truss her up - HARD and ROUGH!" VS models move to comply, strapping and cinching and belting Nadia in with extra vigour. Poor Nadia grunting, panting as she's saddled and strapped in - she leans forward into the padded shoulder straps, face tight when Giselle squares away and starts going at her tummy! Long, lean model-arms chugging - bare fists PIK! PAK! PEK! against solid brunette midriff - Nadia tilting forward, lips in a tight line as she simply must accept the blows. Charlize barks "Enough! Help me up," and models move to assist CT into the saddle. Giselle panting from her efforts, slaps Bjorlin on the ass to get her moving forward - CT using her knees against Nadia's flanks to urge her into canter. Nadia's jugs a-jumpin' as she stomps around the ring: Charlize heartlessly urging more speed from her tanned mount. Nadia's body a wonder - tummy and thighs hardening into muscular relief as she jogs about the ring: only a matter of time before the magnificent beef gives way. Eventually, Nadia is ridden to canvas, collapsing onto her right flank, sobbing from exhaustion, hands still clutching at her shoulder straps. Theron stands, brushes hair off her face, glaring down. "Have her," she says as she steps across Nadia and walks away, leaving the downed mount to the tender mercies of VS models.