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14 January 2010 Rihanna vs Beyonce Knowles

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BOXING AFTER DARK

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on 1/14/2010, 2:47 pm

 

BEFORE: Ship-shape Knowles deliberately coming in a pound or two tighter than Rihanna: B calls it her 'first of many victories' against young phenom. "Chub won't get it done in the boxing ring," Beyonce drawls. "I've tried that - I've come in heavy and girls have picked me apart. Ree doesn't know that yet - doesn't know how you got to work your body into premium shape if you're going to fight. This body I got right now can win a title. I see Ree's soft about her hips and gut and that's just not going to cut it. She's not working hard enough - you can see it all over her lazy ass." Rihanna poo-poohing the notion she's soft coming in. "Whatever shape I'm in is Beyonce-busting shape," Rihanna insists. "I'm with Tech - 'stable of champions'. If they thought I was taking a risk debuting against B, they wouldn't be unleashing me. But I got this: I got B beat and the dumb bytch doesn't even know it yet. But oh BABY, is she gonna find out!" Fight preceded by 'battle of the bands' type sing off...Ree up first, wringing out "Take a Bow"...B up next, crooning "Halo"...crowd the arbiter via 'applause-o-meter' managed by a grinning (and plastered) Mariah C. Jen Lopez ropeside - clapping, laughing large; Britney's there; Scherzinger - the R&B works. When "Halo" starts to obviously dominate...Ree takes it hard: hands on hips, pursed lips, hurt eyes: she's never hated Beyonce more as Knowles cruises to sing-off prefight victory. Call it the "second of many". Costume change: B back out in hot pink bikini, gold belly chain; white gloves; long straight blonde hair. Rihanna in short, swept black hair; black bikini top, hipster fit leopard trunks snug about full hips/thighs; black gloves.

During R1: Ree: right at chest, left below that; weight on left leg, head up high - she's flicking out jabs with a little backhand flair, sidesteppin' left. Beyonce: bobbiing energetically, small steps forward; crossed arm twisting into earmuff and back with the bobbing action. Rihanna showing swift hands - peppering and vexing; good feet - turning her blonde: Knowles unable to close early. Head movement/blocking make B a tuff target, but she's getting henpecked here - even stroked the odd smooth right hand as Ree releases from her chest, turning hips and torso into sudden licks. Takes B two minutes to get position: celebrates with loud, whacking hooks to Rihanna's flank, prompting clinches. B pushing R to ropes, late, getting strong...but Rihanna's already sewed up the points.

R2: Knowles forward in that herky-jerky step-and-bob - this time jabbing en-route to foil Rihanna's plans. Ree hustled to ropes, hooked to her tummy, then her head: knowles in good position early, gets to work. Rihanna grimacing - showing peek-a-boo guard, but suffering heavy stroke across the waist: Knowles shellack-whacking both hands. B ruff with left shoulder, stacking Ree up: bump-n'-slug really shaking youngster up. Pulverizing Knowles work to the torso/pecs has Mariah howling, pointing; Lopez nodding: Ree getting all banged apart, treated shabby. Rihanna sullen, easing back into ropes with right under her chin, left across her waist: she's supple in the pocket, twisting side to side, cuffing and swatting her tormentress, then covering up earmuff to soak receipts. beyonce strong to the bell, eyes fierces, lips tight...grunting/shouting as she gets off robusto. Bell: B: "You ain't nothin'!" Rihanna bytchy, cowering in hurt, hate.

R3: Knowles on the march, confidently taking canvas, driving Rihanna before her. Ree pressured to ropes, punished: Knowles in there all big, bad and blonde, hooking, throwing shoulders, turning into blunt right hands. Ree pummeled - lips curling off teeth...she shows earmuff sullen; shows right hand at left cheek, left across the waist - nothing works. B chugging - slugging out of bobbing crouches as she fights of Rihanna's chest. B getting hooks to the body off front (left) leg - shifting weight to right leg when she curls hooks tidy against Rihanna's face. B leaning in, bringing the short right hand across: she's smitiing Ree, clouting her hairline, stunning her. Rihanna's curvy legs holding her up: she's stationary, bending and twisting on succulent hips, swatting and cuffing back cute, nifty little lefts and rights. Too much Beyonce:Knowles' curvy body humming, backside ringing as she twists and dips into her work, gloves clapping loud off pulverized Rihanna Torso. Bell: Knowles pushing up off steaming wrekage - right hand high, face a-beamin' en route to her corner. Rihanna: hugging body, slouching to corner, bytchy with her seconds, barking: "Water!"

R4: Knowles pressurizing Rihanna to ropes: familiar grind proceeds as Beyonce bobs, slugs, bumps, smiles. Ree grimacing, dipping side to side, butt in ropes, legs in strong A-frame support as she nudges shoulders into Beyonce's chest for slugging room. Clever stuff from a rookie: she'll shoulder B off, then lick her the left uppercut in tight; twist torso-left to slice that right across. Clipping dips and licks add up: B taking it on her tummy and chin; touched up behind the elbows as Ree dips for angles. B breathing hard, cranky: she's starting to reach under Rihanna's arms, chesting her into ropes for little breathers. Rihanna groaning with effort, sliding her elbows down into Beyonce's embrace, locking her about the body, turrrrning her into ropes with a show of strength. Rihanna enjoying her first moments atop Beyonce, left arm snaked in under B's right, holding her close. Knowles grumpy, laying in mouth-on shoulder, her left arm in under Rihanna's right, trying to impede Ree's chopping little rights to the body. Snug slugging from the wrap; strong brown backs glistening sweaty in the light;; rounded arms; full shoulders. Girls reversing each other into ropes, stuffing right hands into quivering tummies; chopping righty in above sensual left hips. Rihanna gets it done: grinding out tummy-to-tummy points, finishing up the round with Beyonce's bronze-toned back pressed to ropes.

R5: When Beyonce bodies up midring, Rihanna can't hold canvas: blonde walks brunette to ropes, pushin' and a-bumpin'. Snug: B bangin' downstairs - head on Ree's chest, shoulders rotating, fists pumping paunch. Ree cringing, lips curled off teeth: she's reaching under Beyonce's arms, squirming with her, shoving in body blows. B stamping on the spot, laying in big-girl, keeping Ree pinned: Rihanna panting, legs in sturdy A-frame, body resting on ropes while struggling. Beyonce digging up paunch - cuffing and pounding Rihanna's spoiled little beef-mound: Ree's hurting. Short-jerk right uppercut huge to chin: Rihana's head flops back - crowd shouting out: Ree back sleepy, slumping against Beyonce. Knowles working to the hips/flanks/back, shouldering Ree upright to hook her tummy/chin: Beyonce separating herself, 'punishing' more than 'fighting'. Ree: drowsy; lips pouting as she rests right cheek against B's right shoulder; eyes shut. Rihanna on autopilot, shoving right hands into B's body without even opening her eyes: Knowles absorbing, pummeling back double. Slow-mo replays of Beyonce's big uppercut: short shot; Ree's head tossing back, her body going limp, eyes closing sleepy. B's face as she's scoring: wide-eyed, lips in happy "HO!" shape.

 

Posted by simguy on 1/14/2010, 2:48 pm, in reply to "BAD (same action-packed card) Beyonce Knowles vs Rihanna pt1"

 

R6: Rihanna damaged goods - stumbling out of her corner, hands stacked low, head up, chin out, eyes dim. Beyonce bobbing, stepping - touching out the straight right or stubby left jab, taking away Rihanna's pre-emptive potshot hopes. Ree driven ropeside, head lolling: eyelashes fluttering early, lips parted. B licking lips, crowing in close with left forearm bracing Rihanna's ribs; left hooks off the nudge - B twisting torso-right, hauling the left hand in loud behind Rihanna's right elbow. Gorgeous, meaty licks: Ree trembling, tilting forward at the waist, her A-framed legs dug in. Ree knocked out from the waist up - curvy legs refusing to buckle, even as her torso is shelled. B's a banger: bumpin' left shoulders, hooking body and lats; hooking tits - humbling tits; stubby right hands to Ree's pretty face; short-curl right uppercuts picking up Ree's chin. Rihanna sleepy, but fighting on auto: she'll reach out her left, palm-push on Beyonce's right shoulder, then chip across a sneaky right. She'll dip side to side, clipping right uppercuts off right leg, left uppercuts off left, then bump her left shoulder to ease back into ropes. Beyonce responding with brutal, bludgeoning force - slamming at biceps, smashing pecs: Ree in stupor, seemingly asleep against B's shoulder in clinches, only to suddenly shove her fist into Knowles' gut to renew festivities. Bell: B pushing up off Ree as the boss, but showing wear an tear. Ree looks like she's been locked in a sauna all night shabby and used.

R8: More B on Ree ropeside rebop: Knowles systematically reducing her rival. Rihanna supple on her hips, somnambulant: she's pulling at Beyonce's elbows, riding an arm behind the head, holding and hitting:. Drowsy stuff - all swats and cuffs and sneaky pushing - short shots scoring heavy. B sponges, ignores, pours herself at Rihanna: Knowles on top at ropes, making kid take weight. Rihanna's tummy/ribs fragile from punishment...when she stoops forward in swoon, B's working wide to the hips/lower back. Punches like medicine balls thrown at a gym-mat sound out from Rihanna's shiny body: curvy legs holding her up, holding her up. Every once in a while, Rihanna's head flings back from an uppercut, threatening her legs: tree-trunks tremble, but hold, even as Ree swoons. Bell: Beyonce pushes off, staggers to corner, eyes remote, lips parted. Rihanna punch-wasted, cringing;whining on her stool.

R9: B wades in, bodies Rihanna to ropes, starts to work. Golden brown goodness writhing and pushing; breathy grunts whisper wet against shining shoulders; eyelashes flutter, soft cheeks touch in hard clinches. Shoulders bump; fists shove/swat/cuff/jam - B atop Ree; meat on meat. Ree swaying, sunstroked, but look at her dip to her right, clip the right uppercut - stay over on the right, and clip that right uppie again. Look at her swat the left hook, elbow in close to her body as she clouts Beyonce's pain-worn face. B spraying leather, wrapping around: she's sloppy with fatigue, starting to slap. Rihanna's hands Britney-like off the ropes - digging into tummy palm-up; swiping jaw; cuffing ear; swatting hip. Beyonce on top, but getting picked up hard: Ree short, thick, economical with her shots - getting buns and back into the blows. Steady attrition - Beyonce spending herself up against Rihanna's chest, trying to dish out hurt, but paying an unacceptable toll. Tremors erupt in Beyonce's thighs - backside giving way wot queasy wobble...she's crumbling! Rihanna hardly sees it - she's out on her feet, just shrugging and swiping. All adds up - Beyonce shabby, faltering to her right: she's down on right knee, falling face-first into ropes and whining. Rihanna blubbering incoherently, staggering away as ref starts to count...B on her knees, bawling, trying to pull herself up, but that muscular backside and heavy legs work against her now. B too beefy , can't haul herself up...10 count passes her by KO9 Rihanna!

After: Ree in tears, still walking on her heels and looking like she might collapse at any moment - but she's last woman standing as Beyonce gets used up. Knowles crying prettily in the aftermath, blinking rapidly, looking all forlorn and confused: huge blow to BK prestige to let Rihanna establish in a debut. Mariah stamping her feet ringside, sending zaftig tremors through her barely contained decolletage; Britney eyes-bright, gossiping; Lopez calculating odds, doing buy-rate math...plenty of potential interest in Rihanna after this one.

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