Jessica Chastain vs Jenny McCarthy
(The Dollhouse vs Sceej Boxing)
(14-4, 14 KO vs 67-64-1, 51 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago & The Dollhouse

BEFORE: 
"We’re finally here! It’s happening! Now I can finally knock her OUT!!!" Jessica Chastain jests and doesn't want to elaborate much on why Jenny McCarthy couldn't answer the bell before the Doll Ball Round 3 deadline back in August. However the 'Loose Cannon of the FCBA' operates in her own universe and outside of selling Chastian short, she's been more busy stalking Kate Beckinsale's Hall of Fame bid as well as making the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

And then came the Kim Kardashian disaster!

"Kim beat Katheryn (Winnick) back in the day…I’m still not sure how but I’m not as shocked as most people are about her beating Jenny…but Jenny’s definitely wounded and I hope I can use that to my advantage tonight.” Jessica realizes she might have caught the Chicago native at her all-time low and that's not a bad thing at all.

Then again Jenny is furious and wants to make amends as soon as possible which spells bad news for the Dollhouse redhead!

Jessica Chastain in her orange and black sports bra and tights and matching gloves, long carrot hair tied in a tight ponytail. Jenny McCarthy wears a red bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a couple of braids. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Jenny Mac still trapped in the Kardashian disaster funk and Chastain pummels her around the ring from the word go! Heavy thumping up the middle leaves the blonde embracing hits both flanks and the response is half-hearted at best. Jessica almost can't believe how easily she bounces the fellow cougar from side to side until she bangs her on the nose and almost floors her inside the opening minute! But Jenny recovers and kickstarts her recovery... for like ten seconds... Chastian on the move pumping more steady juice and rocking the blonde braids back & forth until she traps the subdued Mackster on the ropes and punches her in the boobs for a good measure. Jenny folds behind a tight earmuff and Jessica whitewashes her at will thereafter.

Round 2:
Jessica smells more jabbing success and unloads the head-hunting menace but the initial double only wakes the blonde up... finally! Jenny barks in anger when she gets smacked on the nose and loops a counter shot into the redhead's face before blasting her on the body to change the tune of the fight. Jessica didn't expect that low series whatsoever and wobbles to her heels which enables J-Mac to cash in with a drilling bravado as she backs the redhead onto the ropes. Jessica tries to break free but gets blocked with a spin move and Jenny grabs her arm before shoving her on the turnbuckle where she rips more crisp shots into her opponent's ribcage. Chastian clinches her into a stalemate but Mac seeths in her ear and only the two women know what's been said there as Jenny runs her mouth without a valid reason even when she's supposed to speak with her fists! Bell.

Round 3:
Jenny wants to wrestle the redhead rather than box her and that leads into a dubious piece of action with the referee separating the two hellcats for majority of the opening minute. Chastain finally makes her efforts count when she scythes the notorious blonde across the mouth and picks her off in mid-distance thereafter as McCarthy begins to feel the heat and responds with more verbal barbs rather than actual boxing. Ugh! The Loose Cannon hits the turbo button and gloats after landing a mere single punch in the redhead's chest. Chastian can barely keep up with the X-rated vocabulary but she shuts the discussion club when she piles more leather into Mac's face and the blonde wilts under pressure while only grazing the redhead's flesh. Another late clinch drags the tempo right down and the crowd is tired of the former Playmate's act but Jenny simply plays along with all the bad karma right now!

Round 4:
Jessica prefers to outpoint the reckless blonde in mid-range but Jenny suddenly finds a higher gear and enforces the slugging tactics to rattle the hitherto prevailing redhead instead. Jessica eats a couple of nasty hooks on each temple and gets stuffed on the boobs moments later as McCarthy rains punches into her body and drives her onto the ropes where she plugs more shots around the waistline. She keeps it above the red line though and shows core strenght to lock the Dollhouse fighter in a tough spot here. And she simply lays it into the midsection which leaves Chastain gasping for air come the final minute. She blocks the left arm of her opponent and clobbers easy shots on the tummy - even such a durable fighter like Jessica can't handle this treatment and stumbles to the side with a whimper as J-Mac still tags her on the chin and almost shoves through the ropes in the process. Ref pulls the blonde away at the bell and she argues with him to trigger more jeers in the audience!

Round 5:
Jenny settles into punching more redhead midsection but gets beaten over the top as Chastain holds the fort and imposes the head-hunting reality on Miss Loose Cannon thereafter. Both women swing for the fences and that's maybe not what the Dollhouse coaching staff wants but Jessica bursts the blonde's lips in speed dial fashion and bends her to the side following a quick shot on the temple. Jenny barks in anger and leaps forward to meet a crunching hook on the jaw... Jessica follows through and lands a huge uppercut on the jaw that folds the former Playmate into loud spasms again... Chastain digs her forearm into the blonde's tits and NAILS her on the ear with a proper haymaker moments later... Jenny spins back onto the ropes with eyes closed and slumps on jelly knees as the redhead sets up the piledriver on the jaw that LIFTS THE BLONDE OFF HER FEET!!! Ugh! DOWN GOES McCARTHY crashing face down at Jessica's feet with her eyes closed and it's a bad one here, folks!!! It's so bad that Jenny doesn't even move during the slowish count and Chastain can salute her fans in the stands from the opposite corner already... KO5 Jessica Chastain!!!

Official Result: Jessica Chastain def. Jenny McCarthy KO5

AFTER: 
"Jenny didn't make it easy, but she talks way too much...If you focus on the boxing rather than the yapping…. You’ll get much better results. That’s what I've been doing and my record is frankly, pretty damn good!.” Jessica speaks to reporters inside the ring as the medical team tries to revive the notorious Playmate. "Glad I got to take down someone as loud as Jenny. It’ll definitely make some headlines…and I’ve had some big fights in mind for next year. Hopefully this win can help make them happen for me!”

Meanwhile J-Mac was unavailable for comments due to losing touch with her whereabouts for a couple of minutes courtesy of that epic knockout. However one shouldn't assume the blonde Playmate remains silent for too long as she tries to suffocate the media spotlight all for herself... again!