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14 September 2002 (Title) Jennifer Garner vs Ch Charlize Theron (I)

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UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE

 

 

 

by simguy 9/14/2002

 

 

"I just don't see it," says Charlize in prefight. "I keep reading in all the magazines, seeing it on TV, how Jennifer Garner's the number one threat to me, but I'm not buying it. If the real Cat Bell can't handle me anymore, what's the poor man's knock off Cat Bell going to do? Jenny's too small, too rigid - I'm going to knock some perspective into this kid."

 

Garner rock hard for this fight, calm and collected before the biggest night of her life, "I've been beating up the same girls Theron has, I've earned my spot and I think she knows that. I think lightweights have gotten used to tanking when they get in with Charlize - they've lost their spirit. It's been a long time since blondie's been in with someone who hasn't been beaten at the weigh in."

 

Charlize in black bikini, shoulder length blonde locks, Garner in pale metallic blue bra style bikini top, pink bikini bottoms, hair tied back.

 

Round 1: Garner spitting jabs out of an aggressive crouch, rockets over the top with a crashing right to the temple - THERON IS HURT! Blonde staggering wildly, eyes staring - she takes another right and ANOTHER puts her weak-kneed at the ropes. Garner drilling into her blonde - stamping jabs, moving in and out to place short, SPANKING RIGHT HANDS TO THE LEFT BREAST and face - Theron sagging in the strands, slapping out leather and getting tagged - blonde's face already lumping up as Garner pours in abuse. Jenny G chilling as she goes to work - constantly stepping out to make Theron miss, never standing right in front, putting combinations together in sudden tic-tac-toe rips body and head. Bell to bell Garner shreds the champ - Theron swaying, blurry-eyed as Garner stomps back to her corner at the bell.

 

Round 2: Jenny slicing back into Theron without restraint - savage pace being set by the brunette early. Sharp, spitting jab setting the tone - Theron's blinking, rearing back from it, and taking the jarring right cross on her lips. GARNER LETTING HER FISTS ROAM UP AND DOWN CHARLIZE' TORSO, then sidestepping smartly around either shoulder - brunette getting off, moving as hurting blonde tries to recoup. Punishing bell to bell action - Garner working Theron over with crisp punching - a glorious first 6 minutes for the challenger to start this fight.

 

Round 3: Cue comeback - Theron shaking off the beating, starts jabbing, starts moving, initiating action. Garner getting picked up trying to establish her range - Theron using her size when the girls get close, palming brunette shoulders, muscling Jenny around. Theron finding a nice, loose right hand scoop-punch to flat brunette belly - she's stacking Garner up, leaving her stationary just long enough to cuff her ears left/right. Shutout Charlize as she owns the middle of the ring, now turning and dominating her opponent.

 

Round 4: Theron finding Jenny's face with a popping stick - Garner on her heels early. Charlize roaming to her left, laying out that limber jab, just beyond Garner's reach - exquisite judgment from Charlize early as she nibbles away. Midway through, Garner reaching with her punches - Theron fading Jenny's jab, suddenly countering with a slinging right over top and GARNER GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Jenny's front foot comes off the canvas as she cringes with the impact - Theron opens up with zesty, swatting lefts and rights to batter Garner ropeside. Jenny covering up, bending at the waist - Theron lathers away, fists bouncing loud off Garner's back, licking in underneath to work stubborn gut-muscle. Theron all brawny and big in the dying moments, heeling Jenny's torso upright by the shoulders, then packing in tough leather on the waist to draw muffled groans of hurt from the challenger.

 

Round 5: Jenny doubling up on the jab, circling clockwise - Theron stalking. Midway through, Theron steps out on Jenny's jab, steps in and drops that slick counter right hand off her hip again - magic in Garner's legs as she nearly takes a knee, staggers sideways with a sick look of hurt on her face. Charlize happily lapping it up - bouncing in on Garner with rising left/right licks - brunette faltering back to hit the ropes in disarray. Another batting beat down at the bell - Charlize fighting big, palming and pushing up on her girl, then lathering away as Jenny covers, rolls with the punishment. Garner busted up through 5 - Charlize forcing eye contact and nodding as the referee gets involved.

 

Round 6: Shutout Jen Garner! Girls just taking turns dominating each other - now it's Jenny's turn. GARNER GOING TO THE BREASTS - jamming away under Charlize’ left breast with stabbing straight rights, then turning over the hook to leave Theron swaying. Sharp combination punching has Theron tottering from one foot to the other and midway through a SHATTERING series of blows off the face has Charlize stupefied! Crowd roaring as Garner hammers champ into daze - Jenny scuffing her jab across Charlize' open mouth while stepping right then CLOCKING over the top with a disastrous overhand right. Theron taking ruinous bombs, sleek legs propping her up - she's just staring, facing into blows, and taking tragic as Garner loads and fires.

 

Round 7: Charlize getting a panicky rubdown in her corner - eyes swelling badly - she's shopworn off her stool. Garner into Theron with heartless RIGHT HANDS TO SOLAR PLEXUS AND CHEST, turning over the hook, coming forward as Theron wilts to the ropes. Jenny using the jab, never smothering herself on Charlize - brunette always wanting room to get off in clusters. Vicious, swiping left across the abdomen has Theron gurgling forward - Garner able to come off the tummy with a clipping right uppercut, left hook, battering face with cracking impacts. Accumulation of accurate, biting blows adds up - woozy THERON DRIFTS TO ONE KNEE as Garner steps back, eyes lighting up at the sight. Charlize a swooning 8 - Garner right back into her - brutal criss-cross tit punching, Jenny just straight and hard, pancaking those puppies as a helpless Charlize Theron breaks down. Final moments tough to watch - Theron cradling herself, bent forward - Garner REEFING in behind either elbow, just beating her woman down at the bell.

 

Round 8: Charlize flat footed, wading into Jenny, backing the challenger up early with determined slugging from the hips. Garner stepping out, laying down a covering jab - her legs are starting to dictate this match. Jenny finds a seam, comes in off Charlize' left shoulder and cracks that left eye another sizzling overhand right, then COMES UP UNDERNEATH WITH HEART-STOPPING LEFTS TO THE BREASTS THAT HAVE THE CHAMP CLINCHING. Jenny fighting through the swamp - blonde draped off her neck - Garner just pumping her arms, rolling her shoulders, working, working, working, and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize hugging herself, grimacing in pain - Jenny able to jab for distance, getting her feet set and putting those crisp combinations to work once again. Theron getting hit 2 and 3 punches at a time - stooping forward sullenly, arms crossed as she wearily soaks it up.

 

Round 9: Jenny on with lively legs, backing Theron to her corner, brunette starts to open up and gets caught a sudden right hand counter off the ropes. Theron diving into the desperation punch, spanks face, has Garner tilting and shaky legged. Charlize hooking Garner in the shoulder, bludgeons brunette sideways to the ropes, then picks her up gorgeous with the clanging right uppercut! Gut check for Jenny as she stiffens at the ropes, suddenly vulnerable - Theron heaps on a beating with both fists lashing as Garner takes a seat in the strands. Jenny clinching around blonde waist, able to finally get back to mid ring, re-establish her distance - by the midway point, Garner's got Theron trudging into the jab, straight right hand, Jenny fighting brilliantly in retreat. Down the stretch, Garner stepping right, hooking Theron's swollen left eye - brunette suddenly reverses field bending into that crashing overhand right on the temple and THERON IS HURT! Charlize desperate to clinch - Jenny wrestling with the arms, stepping away to keep her distance and PELTING Theron’s ribs with either hand. Theron shouting in pain as Jenny gets to her - blonde stumbling forward with arms outstretched, brunette stepping back in good order - FEASTING ON THE BODY.

 

Round 10: Both girls surprisingly vibrant despite the work rate - jabs still sharp, right hands still lethal - it's a cautious, set piece tenth as women rotate clockwise, picking each other off. Neither taking any risks, both content to work outside - Charlize probably more effective as she reduces Garner to jabs and the odd single right hand to the body. At the bell, both girls are all banged up, but Garner climbs the corner ropes and exhorts the crowd - she's excited with her effort. Comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW lightweight champion, Jennifer Garner!

 

After: Charlize in shock, beautiful face pounded into prime rib by a vicious punching brunette tonight as Jenny G takes it all away. Garner sobbing, being hoisted aloft by her corner - she went straight at her girl all night, dropped her, beat her relentlessly until the final bell. Critical ninth saw Jenny show the same fury that turned Beyonce Knowles back, digging deep to shake off hurt and stymie any thought of a late Charlize surge.

 

"Wonder if she sees it now?" says a giddy Jennifer Garner in post fight, "I don't know that I've ever beaten a woman worse than I beat Charlize Theron tonight. I've shoved her to the sidelines, broken her will. If she's lucky, maybe she can get early admission to the senior's circuit." Sounds like a champion all right.

 

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