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14 September 2003 Kaley Cuoco vs Kiana Tom

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 1 month ago

 

BOXING ON THE BEACH

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 9/14/2003, 9:42 am.

 

 

Before: Kaley being matched very tough in her fledgling career—fighting only veteran comp and a lot of former champs—she gets another stuff test in Asian KO artist Kiana TOM. Promoters stage a tennis match between the two girls (UCLA campus) ti hype the fight—both very accomplished players—Kaley scorches Tom 6-1, 6-3. Cuoco not sparing the lash—exposing Kiana with drop shots, passing her with rockets from the line—young blonde pumping her fist screaming “YES!!!” at every point won—Tom blushing in humiliation as she’s run around the court. Don’t think Kiana won’t be remembering Cuoco’s insensitivity come fight night. Tom in black sports bra, black nylon jogging trunks, white shoes—Kaley in powder blue sports bra, gray boy cut stretch cotton trunks, white shoes. Fought outdoors in UCLA campus—ring and bleachers.

 

 

During R1: Tom lifting the jab off her hip, right hand coiled at her chest—Kaley holding her left a little higher, right around her chin, feinting and twitching her upperbody as she roams left. Final minute—girls just exploring each other with long sticks—Kaley steps in a sudden hook to catch Kiana looking—Tom sent staggering back on her heels from the well leveraged, short shot. Second minute—girls at range, stepping, looking—Kaley once again from a standing start, shoots a sizzling straight right, drilling off the tip of Kiki’s chin and driving Tom backwards with a stunned expression. Final minute—girls twitching and feinting at each other outside—Kiana with a screening jab, turns out her lethal right cross and KALEY SCOOTS TO HER BUTT! Cuoco clipped clean, lifted off her feet—she’s up shaky at the bell as Kiana erases some great blonde potshots with one good crack.

 

 

R2: Cuoco showing her superior hand footspeed—circling Kiana and getting after her with stabbing jabs to the abs and face. Tom turning, batting away at pesky blonde pokes, but unable to line her up—Kiana doing a lot of stalking, little punching as Kaley nibbles away for the shutout.

 

 

R3: Tom stepping in her jab, driving Kaley backwards—Tom more constructive this round as she cuts off the ring, using her stick to fix Kaley’s position. Tom bending into those fight-winning right hands—Kaley’s reading it well, slipping or blocking the punch, but Kiana’s able to mop up hooks off her front foot to scour blonde ribs and right ear, Kaley with the hand of it late—blocking Tom’s right and immediately answering on the inside with a poking little right uppercut on the chin—has Kiana circling tentatively at the bell.

 

 

R4: Girls circling warily, both short with the jab when Kaley gives a little head feint, then steps in, gets her hips behind a Jersey Joe Walcott short left hook and SITS KIANA DOWN! Kiki in shock, looking up from her buttocks—Cuoco lightning quick the way she can come in from well outside and lead with power. Tom up and brushing herself off, nodding confidently to the ref and ON COME KALEY! Cuoco changing tactics, moving inside in Tom and embarrassing the ex-champ with quick hands in close. Kaley against Tom’s firm brown midsection, then sneaking uppercuts to chin. To with the left hand at her side, using the left shoulder on Kaley—coming back with lanky right uppercuts off the ropes and walloping rights on the ear—furious two way trade to the bell has the crowd roaring.

 

 

R5,6: Kaley’s gambling, risking Kiana’s jab and right hand to get close, but once inside, blonde’s superior handspeed the difference. Fighting off Tom’s chest, Kaley able to tear it up with blistering combos to the stomach, punching Tom to the ropes and FEASTING on jug with rapacious side to side swats. Kiana not happy—kid’s helping herself, pounding that bra, shoving up and spanking those sheet metal abs—it’s all adding up. Kiana doing a lot of sullen clinching, tieing up around Kaley’s arms, sitting into the ropes for breaks—blonde bouncy, anxious to get back on and work as she continually jabs her way in, then hustles punches into her foe.

 

 

R7: Kaley back outside—jabbing between Kiana’s eyes, scooting forward low, sling-whipping a right hand firm to gut, jabbing to cover the step back out. Tom grimacing, ab-meat trembling—she’s never liked it in the body and she isn’t liking it now. Second minute—Kaley working in and out, feints Kiana, shows her a right hand, and steps in that lead left hook to chin—TOM GOES DOWN! Kiki bouncing on her butt, head lolling as she comes to a stop—she rolls stiffly off her hip to get up, but she’s looking shabby, discouraged. Cuoco in all bright eyed—jab-jab-jabbing up top to drape Kiana ropeside—then sweeping that right hand hard to the midsection, getting Tom forward with a gron. Kaley lets her hands go—savage hooks behind the elbow and skidding across glistening lower back, dig-digging right hands up underneath and tightly clipped across Kiana’s left temple. Tom bent over her legs, shipping leather and TOM GOES DOWN! Kiana dazed, on all fours and it’s over! Kiki can’t beat the count—KO7 Kaley Cuoco!

 

 

After; Kaley finally gets a W with a resounding beat down of a faded bantam legend. Been a tough year for Kiana, but the Tom name still means something on a resume—it’s a huge win for up and coming Cuoco. Kaley still showing a true athlete’s poise and fast-twitch quickness in the ring, constantly catching Tom before she could react with punches most girls wouldn’t attempt. Good combinations from Cuoco, savage body work preparing Tom for the stoppage—just a comprehensive beat down stoppage of a quality fighter.

 

 

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